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GLOCK

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:40:31 PM
Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
that's so crute
xxxxccxxx

no it's not :hmph:

I prefer to go to her house when I watch them cause they TOUCH everything in mine

But my sister feeds them before she goes anywhere for a long period of time

The first few times I fell for it

They kept asking for Chik fila so I was like cool it's not far

But then I'm like Tam.... They keep saying you don't feed them before you go places, should I cook?

She's like what?  :uhh: I make sure they have dinner/lunch/breakfast before I go anywhere or ask you to watch them

That's when I knew  :hmph:
bxhdjdjdjd I mean that's kids for u

MelMel

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 01:00:41 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 06, 2019, 12:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
!!!!!!!!!!!

My first nephew just gained an appetite but he's a terror

And the second one was just born but he is already loves to eat

My sister is going to be in trouble
Mel

My oldest one is approaching puberty and asking me questions he doesn't wanna ask his mom or dad because I'm the 'cool' Uncle

And I'm just like :melmel:

xxcxxcxx

Boy. I didn't create you. Shit. Go away.
oh hell

I gotta worry about that soon :hmph:

I prefer our relationship where he didn't care for me at all. Now he's clingy and saying he loves me. Get away from me boy.

ton

BZBZBXXBXBZBXBBX

Yeah

No kids for me

Maybe I'll be a step fag dad

GLOCK

Well u got the fag part down 

ton

Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 01:08:38 PM
Well u got the fag part down
XXCCXXCCCC

Fck you

I'm very protective over children even though they annoy me ok

I'd do anything for their asses 🙄

MelMel

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 01:08:38 PM
Well u got the fag part down
XXCCXXCCCC

Fck you

I'm very protective over children even though they annoy me ok

I'd do anything for their asses 🙄
!!!!!

Glock is sterile BTW I heard

ton

He's not sterile he just has aids

GLOCK

Quote from: MelMel on July 06, 2019, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 01:08:38 PM
Well u got the fag part down
XXCCXXCCCC

Fck you

I'm very protective over children even though they annoy me ok

I'd do anything for their asses 🙄
!!!!!

Glock is sterile BTW I heard
:uhh:



Zankou.

Quote from: MelMel on July 06, 2019, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 01:08:38 PM
Well u got the fag part down
XXCCXXCCCC

Fck you

I'm very protective over children even though they annoy me ok

I'd do anything for their asses 🙄
!!!!!

Glock is sterile BTW I heard

Whoa wtf


MelMel



BAPHOMET.

Quote from: LOONA. on July 06, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
I cut half of my yard and then my riding lawn mower ran out of gas. Now it looks disgusting hhffff

I'll just have to finish tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere else today..too damn HOT 

:dead: you country hick


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