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GLOCK

Quote from: Kurama on July 06, 2019, 11:11:12 AM
Been wondering that lately. Asked my pcp to get me an apptment, i think ur urologist can.
ok I'm gonna ask my uro if my mess is GOOD..


ton

July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM #2686 Last Edit: July 06, 2019, 12:26:16 PM by Ton
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer

LOONA.

Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 11:05:23 AM
We wear Durags out here in public now

it's liberating

bout to order me some colored ones :blessed:

GHETTO

ton

Then the constant talking.....

Lemme just turn my phone off before she calls me this weekend

LOONA.

I cut half of my yard and then my riding lawn mower ran out of gas. Now it looks disgusting hhffff

I'll just have to finish tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere else today..too damn HOT 

ton

Quote from: LOONA. on July 06, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
I cut half of my yard and then my riding lawn mower ran out of gas. Now it looks disgusting hhffff

I'll just have to finish tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere else today..too damn HOT 

it's 104 in fucking FL today

I'm literally waiting for the rain this afternoon before I leave the house :plzstop:

GLOCK

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
that's so crute

Kurama


LOONA.

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:34:27 PM
Quote from: LOONA. on July 06, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
I cut half of my yard and then my riding lawn mower ran out of gas. Now it looks disgusting hhffff

I'll just have to finish tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere else today..too damn HOT 

it's 104 in fucking FL today

I'm literally waiting for the rain this afternoon before I leave the house :plzstop:

It rained for about 2 hours and then the sun came back scorching everything in its path.

Southern weather is the pits     


:dead:

LOONA.

It might only be like 85 degrees but any types of heat makes me MISERABLE.

I hate the sun   

🦚

Im enjoying the rain right now.

Nothing more soothing than the sound of the raindrops hitting the window.  :howfestive:
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ton

Quote from: glock on July 06, 2019, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
that's so crute
xxxxccxxx

no it's not :hmph:

I prefer to go to her house when I watch them cause they TOUCH everything in mine

But my sister feeds them before she goes anywhere for a long period of time

The first few times I fell for it

They kept asking for Chik fila so I was like cool it's not far

But then I'm like Tam.... They keep saying you don't feed them before you go places, should I cook?

She's like what?  :uhh: I make sure they have dinner/lunch/breakfast before I go anywhere or ask you to watch them

That's when I knew  :hmph:

ton

Quote from: LOONA. on July 06, 2019, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:34:27 PM
Quote from: LOONA. on July 06, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
I cut half of my yard and then my riding lawn mower ran out of gas. Now it looks disgusting hhffff

I'll just have to finish tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere else today..too damn HOT 

it's 104 in fucking FL today

I'm literally waiting for the rain this afternoon before I leave the house :plzstop:

It rained for about 2 hours and then the sun came back scorching everything in its path.

Southern weather is the pits     


:dead:
xxccccxx

Well it usually rains ALL fcking day here in FL during the summer but for some reason, today it's talking forever

They said the mess would start at 11am and it's almost 1  :uhh:

MelMel

Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
!!!!!!!!!!!

My first nephew just gained an appetite but he's a terror

And the second one was just born but he is already loves to eat

My sister is going to be in trouble

ton

July 06, 2019, 01:00:41 PM #2699 Last Edit: July 06, 2019, 01:01:22 PM by Ton
Quote from: MelMel on July 06, 2019, 12:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ton on July 06, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
I get baby fever occasionally

But since my sister has moved to my city and I occasionally babysit for her  :uhh:

Eek

My 2 nephews are a fcking contraceptive

Like, my sister makes sure they're fed but these growing lil things stay trying to scam me for more food

And they're SKINNY! IT MAKES NO SENSE

"Oh, she didn't feed us lol"

Fags bye, there's 16 pizzas in the freezer
!!!!!!!!!!!

My first nephew just gained an appetite but he's a terror

And the second one was just born but he is already loves to eat

My sister is going to be in trouble
Mel

My oldest one is approaching puberty and asking me questions about girls he doesn't wanna ask his mom or dad because I'm the 'cool' Uncle

And I'm just like :melmel:

xxcxxcxx

Boy. I didn't create you. Shit. Go away.