So My coworker has been twisting my hair everytwo weeks
so I went to go today and her 3 sons stay with her friday through sunday but they live at their grandmothers house
so When i walked in she was like lewis imma get you sweetie just hold on dese kids done tore up my house and i gotta clean this kitchen so i can think straight
im like take ur time im watching cable lol
and then we got to talking about roaches and fiies and stuff and our tips to keep them away
and she said i got apple cider vinegar right here it works good for trapping those fruit flies matter fact its some right here
and she lifted up a bag with a bottle in it and opened it and she was like
SHE SAID LEWIS
PLEASE TELL ME THIS AINT WHAT I THINK IT THE FUCK IS
SHE SAID DIS DONT SMELL LIKE VINEGAR AM I CRAZY LEWIS
I SAID LEMME SMELL
I SAID UMM THIS IS PISS GIRL
AND SHE WENT THE FUCK OFF SHES LIKE THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
YO M (HER SON) WHERE YOU AT HES LIKE IM IN THE BATHROOM ON THE PHONE
SHE SAYS TALKIN TO WHO GET YA ASS OUT HERE
AND HES LIKE CHILL MOM IM ON THE PHONE
SO SHE CALLS HER MOTHER AND SHES LIKE YOU BETTA COME GET DESE NASTY ASS GRANDKIDS YOU GOT THERE IS A BOTTLE OF PISS ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN TABLE WHERE I THE FUCK EAT AT
her mother said calm down im sure they didnt mean to leave it there
she says
MOM ITS A BOTTLE OF PISS ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN TABLE HOW TRIFFLIN IS THAT DONT MAKE EXCUSES WHY LEAVE IT ON MY TABLE AND NOT THROW IT OUT
her mom says when i come there we will discuss this
she says IM NOT FINNA DISCUSS NO DAMN PISS LATER AND HUNG UP ON HER MOTHER
SHE LIKE LEWIS IM BOUT TO KILL ONE OF EM FOR REAL THATS NASTY
i said well sis go easy on em im sure with everyone here the bathroom was tied up
when it happened
SHE SAID IM DISINFECTING THIS WHOLE TABLE WITH BLEACH I PROMISE YOU
im just like
but it took her an hour and half to calm down from that and start my hair
