So My coworker has been twisting my hair everytwo weeks
so I went to go today and her 3 sons stay with her friday through sunday but they live at their grandmothers house
so When i walked in she was like lewis imma get you sweetie just hold on dese kids done tore up my house and i gotta clean this kitchen so i can think straight
im like take ur time im watching cable lol
and then we got to talking about roaches and fiies and stuff and our tips to keep them away
and she said i got apple cider vinegar right here it works good for trapping those fruit flies matter fact its some right here
and she lifted up a bag with a bottle in it and opened it and she was like :uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
SHE SAID LEWIS
PLEASE TELL ME THIS AINT WHAT I THINK IT THE FUCK IS
SHE SAID DIS DONT SMELL LIKE VINEGAR AM I CRAZY LEWIS
I SAID LEMME SMELL
I SAID UMM THIS IS PISS GIRL
AND SHE WENT THE FUCK OFF SHES LIKE THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
YO M (HER SON) WHERE YOU AT HES LIKE IM IN THE BATHROOM ON THE PHONE
(http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2324/13086109/23838761/413195931.jpg)
SHE SAYS TALKIN TO WHO GET YA ASS OUT HERE
AND HES LIKE CHILL MOM IM ON THE PHONE
SO SHE CALLS HER MOTHER AND SHES LIKE YOU BETTA COME GET DESE NASTY ASS GRANDKIDS YOU GOT THERE IS A BOTTLE OF PISS ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN TABLE WHERE I THE FUCK EAT AT
her mother said calm down im sure they didnt mean to leave it there
she says
MOM ITS A BOTTLE OF PISS ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN TABLE HOW TRIFFLIN IS THAT DONT MAKE EXCUSES WHY LEAVE IT ON MY TABLE AND NOT THROW IT OUT
her mom says when i come there we will discuss this
she says IM NOT FINNA DISCUSS NO DAMN PISS LATER AND HUNG UP ON HER MOTHER :kii:
SHE LIKE LEWIS IM BOUT TO KILL ONE OF EM FOR REAL THATS NASTY
i said well sis go easy on em im sure with everyone here the bathroom was tied up
when it happened
SHE SAID IM DISINFECTING THIS WHOLE TABLE WITH BLEACH I PROMISE YOU
im just like
(http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL1164/13386359/23854331/397880078.jpg)
but it took her an hour and half to calm down from that and start my hair :dead:
Quote from: Paddy Carr on August 12, 2017, 03:10:41 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:05:59 AM
and then we got to talking about roaches and fiies and stuff and our tips to keep them away
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why is that so funny lol
prevention is key to avoid infestation
I know this room ya'll were in smelled like cat piss. :x
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:12:26 AM
I know this room ya'll were in smelled like cat piss. :x
1) it was a house
2) she doesnt have cats
3) she was cleaning it smelled clean and like a salon
:-D
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
didnt you just concoct your version of this story today?
and u dont know the backstory?
:uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
G
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:17:02 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
didnt you just concoct your version of this story today?
and u dont know the backstory?
:uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
Wrong person? :uhh:
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
Quote from: Paddy Carr on August 12, 2017, 03:10:41 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:05:59 AM
and then we got to talking about roaches and fiies and stuff and our tips to keep them away
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Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
king kept piss bottles lined up along his bed because he was too lazy to go to the toilet
Quote from: Kaeli. on August 12, 2017, 03:22:12 AM
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
its easy but we were talking natural remedies vs chemicals
like wiping down your counter with lemon juice
or using baking soda in places where roaches usually gather
or thee vinegar to trap the fruit flies when you want to have a fruit bowl out
nice try but exchanging tips helps us all
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on August 12, 2017, 03:25:00 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
king kept piss bottles lined up along his bed because he was too lazy to go to the toilet
LMAO thats the version yall wish happened
but no
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on August 12, 2017, 03:25:00 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
king kept piss bottles lined up along his bed because he was too lazy to go to the toilet
:guys:
Quote from: Kaeli. on August 12, 2017, 03:22:12 AM
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
sddddddddsddd
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:17:02 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
didnt you just concoct your version of this story today?
and u dont know the backstory?
:uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
I'm still tryna figure out WTF you're talking bout and who TF do you think you're talking to? :guys:
Quote from: Kaeli. on August 12, 2017, 03:22:12 AM
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
And are roaches rampant in Alaska?
I don't have to do too much to not get roaches.
n
Lewis.... beloved...
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on August 12, 2017, 03:25:00 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
king kept piss bottles lined up along his bed because he was too lazy to go to the toilet
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:32:47 AM
Quote from: Kaeli. on August 12, 2017, 03:22:12 AM
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
And are roaches rampant in Alaska?
I don't have to do too much to not get roaches.
n
No they are not i didnt think they made it here but they are in a certain community
Most likely somone brought them here in their belongings when they moved here
But we were talking about philly and texas not alaska there is no infestation in alaska
when they run rampant in ur city your house can be spotless and disinfected but u still see them its beyond a simple house being dirrty u have to keep clean and proactively exterminate before they continue their breeding
But no not in alaska
But weve seen these vines in other cities with niggas calm as fuck while a roach parades accroas their face lol
Alaska has fruit flies and shrews moreso
And new zealand had ant problems
Smh
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:05:59 AM
im just like
(http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL1164/13386359/23854331/397880078.jpg)
So you drank it?
:ohwow:
Quote from: Cho-Ku on August 12, 2017, 04:43:03 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 03:05:59 AM
im just like
(http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL1164/13386359/23854331/397880078.jpg)
So you drank it?
:ohwow:
lmao thats how i was lookin
Quote from: 1814 on August 12, 2017, 04:42:40 AM
why do the kids live at the grandparents house :uhh:
their mom had to do time so the grandmother got custody
Quote from: element on August 12, 2017, 03:49:23 AM
Lewis.... beloved...
aye
i just went to get my hurr did
das it
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Quote from: TheNextLew on August 12, 2017, 04:30:05 AM
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:32:47 AM
Quote from: Kaeli. on August 12, 2017, 03:22:12 AM
Not having to brainstorm ways on how to keep a clean home
Mess
And are roaches rampant in Alaska?
I don't have to do too much to not get roaches.
n
No they are not i didnt think they made it here but they are in a certain community
Most likely somone brought them here in their belongings when they moved here
But we were talking about philly and texas not alaska there is no infestation in alaska
when they run rampant in ur city your house can be spotless and disinfected but u still see them its beyond a simple house being dirrty u have to keep clean and proactively exterminate before they continue their breeding
But no not in alaska
But weve seen these vines in other cities with niggas calm as fuck while a roach parades accroas their face lol
Alaska has fruit flies and shrews moreso
And new zealand had ant problems
Oh ok! Interesting.
It's too early...
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on August 12, 2017, 05:06:50 AM
It's too early...
its late here
piss bottle brewed for ya :kii:
Dddddd this visual of you trading roach killing secrets over a bottle of piss :plzstop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on August 12, 2017, 05:25:43 AM
Dddddd this visual of you trading roach killing secrets over a bottle of piss :plzstop:
:kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii:
lmao
stop
it wasnt like that
that bottle really upset her
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on August 12, 2017, 05:25:43 AM
Dddddd this visual of you trading roach killing secrets over a bottle of piss :plzstop:
:kii: :kii: :kii:
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 05:29:59 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on August 12, 2017, 05:25:43 AM
Dddddd this visual of you trading roach killing secrets over a bottle of piss :plzstop:
:kii: :kii: :kii:
:omf: :omf: :omf:
Jesus.
I'm shaking
And...
QuoteI have a funny Piss bottle story today
You ain't SHIT Lewis 😂😂😂😂
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on August 12, 2017, 10:41:02 AM
And...
QuoteI have a funny Piss bottle story today
You ain't SHIT Lewis 😂😂😂😂
Lol she was fuming i was low key feeling vindicated
It was funny
Quote from: GUCCI. on August 12, 2017, 03:14:38 AM
Lew, what is the piss bottle story the girls always reference? I've always wanted to know.
:plzstop:
Who puts piss in a bottle ? Disgusting
Why don't her children live with her?
I'm crying all over again 😂😂😂😂
BBVBVBVBBBBBBBBBBBBB.
I'm completely and utterly revolted.
Not bottled urine being an Alaskan trend. WTF.
Quote from: Annie on August 12, 2017, 07:00:17 PM
Who puts piss in a bottle ? Disgusting
who kneels down in the street with their dress on when the bar is packed :whogonbook:
Quote from: Nine on August 12, 2017, 07:10:03 PM
Not bottled urine being an Alaskan trend. WTF.
its not lol