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Title: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: .betterwiseup on September 13, 2015, 10:37:33 PM

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: asdfghjkl on September 13, 2015, 10:40:16 PM

:feelinmyself:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 10:41:05 PM

change the destination to europe

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: BAPHOMET. on September 13, 2015, 10:44:50 PM

Grab a condom n some lube.

:freewilly:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Cowboy Nine on September 13, 2015, 10:45:20 PM

adfffdf well I don't use UBER but I'd sure fckn start LOL!

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: MelMel on September 13, 2015, 10:46:21 PM

I won't be going to work that day
:cheerup: :cheerup: :cheerup:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 10:51:35 PM

Quote from: 9九 on September 13, 2015, 10:45:20 PM
adfffdf well I don't use UBER but I'd sure fckn start LOL!

their black car service is the tea.

Kind of like a cab, minus the horrendous waiting time and lying ass dispatchers who claim the driver is "right around the corner".

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: yummy on September 13, 2015, 10:51:40 PM

ask him where he goes to get his eyebrows done

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: ∧ ∨ ∩ ∪ on September 13, 2015, 10:53:44 PM

Ask him to put on a fucking shirt and cover up that naked mess.

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Bentley! on September 13, 2015, 10:56:38 PM

1. first fix this damn make up
2. remove my drawls jus in case
then sashay to the car
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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM

Sniff the seat after he gets up

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Bentley! on September 13, 2015, 10:58:04 PM

Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up

sssssssss

dvy, one day you might smell something you might not like :kii:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 13, 2015, 10:58:55 PM

Quote from: Bentley! on September 13, 2015, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up
sssssssss

dvy, one day you might smell something you might not like :kii:

But until that day
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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 10:59:18 PM

Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Bentley! on September 13, 2015, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up
sssssssss

dvy, one day you might smell something you might not like :kii:
But until that day
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l'minphbgu;ovfy9lc8td7rs6e

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: yummy on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM

kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 13, 2015, 11:04:08 PM

fffffff
I wonder what your fingers smell like
I imagine a stench of cigarette ashes, beer and twizzlers
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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 11:05:01 PM

[youtube autoplay=1 start=56]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgX4_rtHrxg[/youtube]

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: yummy on September 13, 2015, 11:05:33 PM

ssss i don't drink beer

try again, faggawt

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 13, 2015, 11:06:08 PM

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Death at the ashes and twizzlers being spot on

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: yummy on September 13, 2015, 11:07:06 PM

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I'm mostly a nigger but... and wait!

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Zankou. on September 13, 2015, 11:08:20 PM

Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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And shit indeed

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 11:08:23 PM

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Buy The Stars✨ on September 13, 2015, 11:10:18 PM

tell him to put his shirt on he is embarrassing himself

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Jon on September 13, 2015, 11:12:38 PM

QuoteBullshit,she is not Dominican,she doesn't look like it,I don't know why these Haitians people claims to be Dominicans,93% African 7% European ?Lmaooooo nice trying......... I have never seen real African people demanding that we should feel proud about our African roots except these obsessed people

:plzstop:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: STUNNA GOD on September 13, 2015, 11:13:16 PM

sddddd

Tell him to PARK and meet me inside.

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: RekeRig on September 13, 2015, 11:30:29 PM

Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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DSDSSSSSSDSSDSSSSS

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: SUPREME on September 13, 2015, 11:47:51 PM

Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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I'm dying

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: iman on September 13, 2015, 11:54:15 PM

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wow you fags are digust'!

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: iman on September 13, 2015, 11:55:34 PM

this autoplay :uhh: :kii:

"WAIT! I'm 7% European?! OKAY! LOL!"

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: yummy on September 13, 2015, 11:57:26 PM

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the way she SHRIEKED with excitement over being 0.0000000000002023032920329020932032 percent european

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: iman on September 13, 2015, 11:58:36 PM

not 7% being really interesting

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niggers are delusional af wow

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 11:59:45 PM

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whats funny to me is the way she mumbled african....as if didn't account for almost all her heritage. :dead:

but in fairness she may not be well aware of the effects the slave trade has on her DNA. I was confused as to why I had more Euro blood than I expected, talked to my grandmother and she told me someone was raped. :plzstop:

i won't be claiming any Euro mess. :raycharles2urmess: :diddraispoot:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Herb. on September 13, 2015, 11:59:56 PM

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: MAY on September 14, 2015, 12:27:12 PM

Quote from: RIG on September 13, 2015, 11:30:29 PM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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DSDSSSSSSDSSDSSSSS

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Ain't you out there licking armpits hon?

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 14, 2015, 12:30:14 PM

Quote from: MΛΥDΛΥ on September 14, 2015, 12:27:12 PM
Quote from: RIG on September 13, 2015, 11:30:29 PM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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DSDSSSSSSDSSDSSSSS

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bbbbbbbb

Ain't you out there licking armpits hon?

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ffffff didn't wanna say
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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Kurama on September 14, 2015, 12:31:40 PM

Quote from: Trey on September 13, 2015, 11:13:16 PM
sddddd

Tell him to PARK and meet me inside.

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fff

trash self

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 14, 2015, 12:32:39 PM

Quote from: Kurama on September 14, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Trey on September 13, 2015, 11:13:16 PM
sddddd

Tell him to PARK and meet me inside.

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fff

trash self

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Miranda on September 14, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

Sweet seductive smart talk initiated with the quickness.

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: AIDS! on September 14, 2015, 12:45:05 PM

Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:57:26 PM
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the way she SHRIEKED with excitement over being 0.0000000000002023032920329020932032 percent european

:plzstop: :plzstop:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Kurama on September 14, 2015, 12:57:26 PM

Quote from: Glock on September 14, 2015, 12:32:39 PM
Quote from: Kurama on September 14, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Trey on September 13, 2015, 11:13:16 PM
sddddd

Tell him to PARK and meet me inside.

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fff

trash self

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Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Hugo on September 14, 2015, 01:11:07 PM

Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Bentley! on September 13, 2015, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up
sssssssss

dvy, one day you might smell something you might not like :kii:
But until that day
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I CANT

:kii:

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: BrandyFromTheFuture on September 14, 2015, 02:29:12 PM

Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up

you're sick

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: GLOCK on September 14, 2015, 02:29:53 PM

Quote from: BrandySavedMyLife on September 14, 2015, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Glock on September 13, 2015, 10:56:43 PM
Sniff the seat after he gets up

you're sick

youre skinny and ugly

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: Phantom on September 14, 2015, 02:34:04 PM

Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:57:26 PM
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the way she SHRIEKED with excitement over being 0.0000000000002023032920329020932032 percent european

Bxbdhxjzjjzjzjzjz sis was ELATED!

Title: Re: Your Uber Pulls Up, What Do You Do?
Post by: RekeRig on September 14, 2015, 09:11:20 PM

Quote from: MΛΥDΛΥ on September 14, 2015, 12:27:12 PM
Quote from: RIG on September 13, 2015, 11:30:29 PM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
kjl;

the gorls out here sniffing toilet seats and shit

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DSDSSSSSSDSSDSSSSS

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bbbbbbbb

Ain't you out there licking armpits hon?

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once or twice, i think
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Brandy Source

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