Poll
Question:
When do you wipe
Option 1: Standing up
votes: 29
Option 2: Sitting down
votes: 38
Option 3: I don't wipe lolz
votes: 2
Well?
:wellheythere:
:guys:
:omgwatshappening: :mmywheresddy:
Sitting
It's too much of a hassle spreading my cheeks while I'm standing
Quote from: Chokeme on December 18, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Sitting
It's too much of a hassle spreading my cheeks while I'm standing
r they phat hun
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 18, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Sitting
It's too much of a hassle spreading my cheeks while I'm standing
r they phat hun
I mean
I have to use both hands to spread um
The real question is do you look after you whip? :uhh:
Bnnn always knew u were a scat girl
Added a poll
I keep wipping until the baby wipe
is perfectly clean then I bend over in front of the mirror to double check
:receipts:
What do you do in a public restroom? Spread in front of everyone?
Quote from: LiiVE on December 18, 2016, 04:14:20 PM
Bnnn always knew u were a scat girl
cccccvvcxx
:justabit:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 04:20:01 PM
What do you do in a public restroom? Spread in front of everyone?
I don't shit in public restrooms
:mmywheresddy:
Public restrooms are a big NO!
I would never.
It seems like standing and wiping would only make it more difficult to clean. Having to hold ur cakes open and whatnot.
Why'd ya ask? :ohwow:
m
Boy nobody wants to see your flat mess, go somewhere
:diddraispoot:
:wub:
Who voted "I don't wipe lolz?"
:guys:
I bet it was a Hispanic. :young:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 04:29:00 PM
Who voted "I don't wipe lolz?"
:guys:
idk but Glock is probably trying to figure it out
I give a squat/bent mess
How does one wipe sitting down
I dunno but people do it
This thread snsnsnsmsnsnsndndnd
For the gorls that don't understand the stand up concept hun you bend over and stand.
no1 said that
Quote from: Nine on December 18, 2016, 04:32:04 PM
I give a squat/bent mess
How does one wipe sitting down
ssdddddddddddddddd
Yew TILT your bewty to one side of the seat and WIPE.
:ack:
nmdmff
i feel so awkward cuz my butler actually does this for me snsns
Quote from: Tinker Hell on December 18, 2016, 05:09:30 PM
nmdmff
i feel so awkward cuz my butler actually does this for me snsns
that was gonna be an option but i didnt want you to feel alone lol
How do you take bbc? standing wpt or sitting down?
i dont have sex with black men lol
#whites only
l
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 04:21:34 PM
Public restrooms are a big NO!
I would never.
Ur wheelchair has it built in?
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Wipe and wash
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
Better question do the gorls wet the tissue a bit or say fck it and risk leaving some tissue crumbs behind?
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
if you turn to the side you still have to LIFT a cheek
so why not stand up and REALLY dig in
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
NO! you stand bending over like at the waistline honey.
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
if you turn to the side you still have to LIFT a cheek
so why not stand up and REALLY dig in
njj you guys must have big bootys
I have Debbie's
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 18, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Better question do the gorls wet the tissue a bit or say fck it and risk leaving some tissue crumbs behind?
Dry wipe vs Wet Wipe vs Wet Tissue is another topic
:calmdownsis:
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
#bigbootyproblems lol
not many can relate.
:feelinmyself:
Jdjdjdjd the tissue crumbles when i wet it
I wipe with a wet wipe and wash my toosh like a good Muslim gorl
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:01:48 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
if you turn to the side you still have to LIFT a cheek
so why not stand up and REALLY dig in
njj you guys must have big bootys
I have Debbie's
sddddddddd no mine is average
I just like to dig DEEP
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
!!!!!
Aren't the cheeks APART when your on the toilet?
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
dsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
i just cant reach and put my hand under my ass while sitting
ive never had a toilet big enough
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
Do you wear white underwears? :shannonsmissing:
dry tissue is DISGUSTING!!
people still use that? :uhh:
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:04:07 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
!!!!!
Aren't the cheeks APART when your on the toilet?
how big are your TOILETS?
:guys:
plus i hate my dick in the toilet so i always lay it on tissue on the seat
so i cant imagine reaching down to wipe and my dick moving and accidently touching the seat
i would DIE
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:04:07 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
!!!!!
Aren't the cheeks APART when your on the toilet?
how big are your TOILETS?
:guys:
bsnsndsjh aren't they all the same size?
I've never had a problem putting my hand through and wiping as I'm sitting down :dead:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
dsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
i just cant reach and put my hand under my ass while sitting
ive never had a toilet big enough
Ugh small toilets are frustrating i actually had mine replaced in my room it hives industrial teas now
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:04:26 PM
dry tissue is DISGUSTING!!
people still use that? :uhh:
Your tissue isn't dry on the roll tho? :uhh:
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:05:47 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
dsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
i just cant reach and put my hand under my ass while sitting
ive never had a toilet big enough
Ugh small toilets are frustrating i actually had mine replaced in my room it hives industrial teas now
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
maybe ill invest in a big toilet when i buy a home :kii: :kii: :kii:
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 07:06:12 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:04:26 PM
dry tissue is DISGUSTING!!
people still use that? :uhh:
Your tissue isn't dry on the roll tho? :uhh:
Nope
because I use wet wipes.
dry tissue irritates my butt.
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 07:08:13 PM
the posts in here insdn
pss
dnip
snipnps
cnscp
csnp
csip
kcs
npikcnspipcsi
cpsi
jesus :udontlookok:
we're gonna get to the fcking bottom of this
I have a pristine booty and I like to keep it that way.
(http://i.imgur.com/yxFVmVj.gif)
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 07:06:12 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:04:26 PM
dry tissue is DISGUSTING!!
people still use that? :uhh:
Your tissue isn't dry on the roll tho? :uhh:
Nope
because I use wet wipes.
dry tissue irritates my butt.
Soumds like bed sores from the wheelchair
lew go somewhere :bvy:
this thread is about SHIT, not your petty drama
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:10:43 PM
lew go somewhere :bvy:
this thread is about SHIT, not your petty drama
I just put him on ignore.
we can carry on...
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:10:43 PM
lew go somewhere :bvy:
this thread is about SHIT, not your petty drama
No really everything hes saying sounds like hes imobile
Cause using wet wipes by themselves just sounds weird
They are really for cleaning what the tissue couldnt and freshening up everything
But if the dry tissue irritates him (with all this aloe infused and double ply and soft tissue on the market) then clearly hes got more goin on than a simple wiping
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 07:06:51 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/YTN4YZeK8SnHG/giphy.gif)
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwcv
gorl shut up
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:15:29 PM
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Honestly, I didn't want to answer this question
because I thought it was really TMI territory
but that's exactly what I do lol, stand and SPREAD EM!
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:15:29 PM
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Honestly, I didn't want to answer this question
because I thought it was really TMI territory
but that's exactly what I do lol, stand and SPREAD EM!
sDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:cheerup:
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:15:29 PM
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Honestly, I didn't want to answer this question
because I thought it was really TMI territory
but that's exactly what I do lol, stand and SPREAD EM!
Lmaoooooooooooooooo lies from.hell
I remember when I went to Ghana in the villages they have communal Poop houses where on top of a hill there's a wooden shack and on the floor there are floorboards with big ass GAPS in between where you have to walk the planks, squat and take a shit :dead: :dead:
I had nightmares
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:22:59 PM
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
carried?
you be out and about getting fucked?
:guys:
and since we're on the subject I got my hole bleached when I was a senior in High School :omgwatshappening:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:19:56 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:15:29 PM
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Honestly, I didn't want to answer this question
because I thought it was really TMI territory
but that's exactly what I do lol, stand and SPREAD EM!
sDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:cheerup:
:letsmessfag:
XXXXXXXXXXXXcxxXXXXXXXXXXX
did it hurt?
:guys:
ghbncd
i use wet wipes
but not cuz im bouta have sex
they jus feel BETTER on tha tha boot' hole!
i got my straight friens usin em too!
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:22:59 PM
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
carried?
you be out and about getting fucked?
:guys:
:omgwatshappening: NO. Like If I have to go to the restroom in public.
The lil pocket size mess. I keep it in my glove compartment in my car
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:19:56 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:15:29 PM
so yeah, i stand up, spread my cheeks and dig in
:hmph:
Honestly, I didn't want to answer this question
because I thought it was really TMI territory
but that's exactly what I do lol, stand and SPREAD EM!
sDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:cheerup:
:letsmessfag:
:tistheseas:
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:25:57 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:22:59 PM
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
carried?
you be out and about getting fucked?
:guys:
:omgwatshappening: NO. Like If I have to go to the restroom in public.
The lil pocket size mess. I keep it in my glove compartment in my car
ohh
i havent pooped outside of my home in years
so i dont bring any with me
:guys:
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:24:46 PM
and since we're on the subject I got my hole bleached when I was a senior in High School :omgwatshappening:
Edgy!
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:24:46 PM
and since we're on the subject I got my hole bleached when I was a senior in High School :omgwatshappening:
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffvszc
think im gonna make a 'do you fleet excrements into the toilet or shower' thread next
:guys:
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
DXFCGVBHJNNH GHJCNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ddddddddd
ok that's enough for today...loll
I've hit my TMI quota. Gotta keep it classy like the gorl that I am.
Sssss
Yea, I'm going with what Baeomi said.
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:01:01 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
isnt it the other way around?
if you turn to the side you still have to LIFT a cheek
so why not stand up and REALLY dig in
JDJEJSJSNEJRJEBRJRJRHRJRHRHEHRRHRJRHRHRJRJRJRRKRKRKRJRJFRK
Quote from: Trey on December 18, 2016, 07:36:01 PM
Sssss
Yea, I'm going with what Baeomi said.
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
jj nasty fags
(http://media.vogue.com/r/pass/2015/09/10/square-tracee-ellis-ross-holding.gif)
All this talk
Brb i gotta go to the bathroom
(Turns on shower to steam it up)
ddddd..
how is it nasty? lol
it doesn't matter how you wipe, just as long as you wipe! :gotchafag:
Trey you got somethin to say?
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
I'm completely disgusted by this thread
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:40:58 PM
Trey you got somethin to say?
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
SSJDDJDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
All this SQUATTING, digging, wetting the tissue n mess. Sounds like y'all just need to get back in the damns TUB.
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 07:06:51 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/YTN4YZeK8SnHG/giphy.gif)
FGXBCNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
if there's a fckn gif then someone must have the video
Quote from: Trey on December 18, 2016, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 07:40:58 PM
Trey you got somethin to say?
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
SSJDDJDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
All this SQUATTING, digging, wetting the tissue n mess. Sounds like y'all just need to get back in the damns TUB.
(https://uploadir.com/u/r09fmyhk)
nk'jok;.
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:22:59 PM
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
I don't carry em around but I definitely keep some in my bathroom.
I dunno what kinda frat house mess these other fags are on.
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 07:06:51 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/YTN4YZeK8SnHG/giphy.gif)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Where is this video!!l? :dead:
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:22:16 PM
I remember when I went to Ghana in the villages they have communal Poop houses where on top of a hill there's a wooden shack and on the floor there are floorboards with big ass GAPS in between where you have to walk the planks, squat and take a shit :dead: :dead:
I had nightmares
Omgbbbbgccvg :uhh:
i cnt at the gorls who stand and wipe :dead: better question is do you wipe from the front or the back :uhh:
Quote from: 1 9 9 2 on December 18, 2016, 10:52:55 PM
i cnt at the gorls who stand and wipe :dead: better question is do you wipe from the front or the back :uhh:
Away from the dick hole. :uhh:
Quote from: 1 9 9 2 on December 18, 2016, 10:52:55 PM
i cnt at the gorls who stand and wipe :dead: better question is do you wipe from the front or the back :uhh:
always front to back
standing or sitting.
I always go back and forth between front and back or back to front
Both have their advantages
sadndnsdnsdsmsadmdsa
well MIX it up a bit
Standing
A still standing tea
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 11:07:53 PM
I always go back and forth between front and back or back to front
Both have their advantages
in the same instance? :guys:
:dead: not back to front :uhh: you nasty nigger
Quote from: glock on December 18, 2016, 11:14:41 PM
A still standing tea
(https://s23.postimg.org/rqsjr5sd7/mon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3n1s2v9w7/) (https://postimage.org/app.php)
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: glock on December 18, 2016, 11:14:41 PM
A still standing tea
(https://s23.postimg.org/rqsjr5sd7/mon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3n1s2v9w7/) (https://postimage.org/app.php)
:guys:
I squat while standing. Been doing that since I was a kid. I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
That's why you spread them before you sit.
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 18, 2016, 07:22:59 PM
I thought ALL gays carried around wet wipes? :guys:
it's basically what I mainly use at home as well
!!!
I keep wipes in my bathroom and I even keep a pack in my car.
Quote from: 1 9 9 2 on December 18, 2016, 11:22:17 PM
:dead: not back to front :uhh: you nasty nigger
Listen when u wipe front to back sometimes stuff collects at the very top of the crack
If u wipe back to front u can gather it all and scoop it up right underneath the balls and give the balls an extra wipe as well
I say both ways are effective
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
I squat while standing. Been doing that since I was a kid. I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
Actually if u are a side wiper on the toilet you have got complete access
I'm gonna fuckin HURL...
Quote from: MΛΥDΛΥ on December 19, 2016, 02:25:59 AM
I'm gonna fuckin HURL...
Sounds like u need to fumigate sis :usuresis:
Thanks for staying on topic girls
Glad we could have a deep discussion about shit
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 02:14:58 AM
Quote from: 1 9 9 2 on December 18, 2016, 11:22:17 PM
:dead: not back to front :uhh: you nasty nigger
Listen when u wipe front to back sometimes stuff collects at the very top of the crack
If u wipe back to front u can gather it all and scoop it up right underneath the balls and give the balls an extra wipe as well
I say both ways are effective
CcCCCVCCCXCCV
Educate them Lew
I rise up off the toilet a little so I'm basically squatting.
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 08:05:01 PM
Quote from: Tinker Hell on December 18, 2016, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Son of Egypt. on December 18, 2016, 07:06:51 PM
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I am screaming
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 06:19:59 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 02:14:58 AM
Quote from: 1 9 9 2 on December 18, 2016, 11:22:17 PM
:dead: not back to front :uhh: you nasty nigger
Listen when u wipe front to back sometimes stuff collects at the very top of the crack
If u wipe back to front u can gather it all and scoop it up right underneath the balls and give the balls an extra wipe as well
I say both ways are effective
CcCCCVCCCXCCV
SSSSSSDDFFFGGGGGGHHHHH
Personal cleansing wipes >>>>>
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
ppl stand up? :udontlookok:
I wipe from back to front and stop at the taint. I usually start in the middle and then the left cheek and finally the right cheek.
After I've finished I'll wash my booch a bit with some soap and water on a rag. And I have a specific set of white rags for my booch.
Yeah I don't play about my mess.
:damselindistress:
:omgwatshappening:
I just realized how dark-sided this thread is
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
I couldn't imagine taking a shit and then standing up before wiping. Now that I'm eating right and drinking mostly water my poo comes out real soft like baby food so no ma'am tbh.
This is why I made this topic, it's really an eye opener and something that should be discussed in todays climate. Shit wiping techniques matter! We MUST understand each other as people. It's 2016.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
btw drais when i stand up, i usually HOLD one cheek to avoid a smear mess
but 80% of the time i shower after i poop anyway
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:16:29 AM
I just realized how dark-sided this thread is
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Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
ddddddddddd
I just don't SEE it for standing up
like papa smurf said, your cakes are closer together when you stand up
when your butt is on the toilet seat, they're already apart, I mean that's how the dooky comes out right?
Just smooch to one cheek and wipe and drop it in the toilet dddddd
I think it depends how big your toilet is, the only time I stand up is when I'm using a public toilet
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:21:56 AM
btw drais when i stand up, i usually HOLD one cheek to avoid a smear mess
but 80% of the time i shower after i poop anyway
Not you having to manually hold your mess. All this work.
this is how i feel exactly
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
SSHSHDHSHDHSHJSJDJSJSJSJSJJSJSJSJSJ
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of it just seems like unnecessary extra work. Your cakes are already spread on the seat.
:udontlookok:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
this is how i feel exactly
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
grggggggggg are you guys wiping from the balls to the back?
:dead:
xccccccc
oh no trey
i'm #teamstand
:udontlookok:
I dunno
unless your penis takes a POOP too I don't see how your willy blocks you
wipe from the fucking TAINT
Do yall keep your pants on?
I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:26:50 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
this is how i feel exactly
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
grggggggggg are you guys wiping from the balls to the back?
:dead:
no but how do you fit your arm down there while your balls and ass are all down there as well
i mean
what if your hand touches the water while wiping :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:27:33 AM
Do yall keep your pants on?
I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.
i like to be NAKED
i feel like the shit particles will LATCH onto my clothing and ill smell like poo
the #sit girls are catching up on the polls
:guys:
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:27:33 AM
Do yall keep your pants on?
I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.
sssdddddddddddddddd
Pants n mess usually off. I poop before I take a shower n the morn.
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:28:11 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:26:50 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
this is how i feel exactly
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction :everythingok:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
grggggggggg are you guys wiping from the balls to the back?
:dead:
no but how do you fit your arm down there while your balls and ass are all down there as well
i mean
what if your hand touches the water while wiping :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
dddd
Ok now I KNOW your toilets are tiny dddddddd
in all my years my hand has NEVER touched the water :dead:
I'd have to reach DOWN the bowl for that to happen
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:27:32 AM
I dunno
unless your penis takes a POOP too I don't see how your willy blocks you
wipe from the fucking TAINT
it just looks like too much going on :plzstop:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:28:53 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:27:33 AM
Do yall keep your pants on?
I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.
i like to be NAKED
i feel like the shit particles will LATCH onto my clothing and ill smell like poo
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:29:13 AM
the #sit girls are catching up on the polls
:guys:
sssssssssssdddddddddddsssd
:freewilly:
I gotta have my pants off because I don't like my clothes touching bathroom floor.
Plus I need to be able to spread my legs apart as far as possible.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:30:43 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 09:30:14 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:29:13 AM
the #sit girls are catching up on the polls
:guys:
sssssssssssdddddddddddsssd
:freewilly:
you swimming in your toilet?
SJSJSSJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDSDJJDJSJDJSSD
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im crying imaging all of you all taking SHITS now
:dead: :dead: :kii:
some1 close this
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:31:24 AM
im crying imaging all of you all taking SHITS now
:dead: :dead: :kii:
some1 close this
:suplol:
lew get back in here and educate the girls
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
yeah i sit/lean forward and pull my legs close
after i found out it makes shitting easier
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EQ3Rtw7fH6E/VgwfHEcTImI/AAAAAAAAQPo/CoDHgJZyZpw/s1600/You%2527ve%2BBeen%2BSitting%2BOn%2BThe%2BToilet%2BWrong%2BYour%2BWhole%2BLife.%2BThis%2BIs%2BHow%2BTo%2BDo%2BIt%2BRight..jpg)
:dead:
I was just about to post that
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:27:33 AM
I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.
I'm sorry but this made me SCREAM :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
bdfghdhdfgs is it a ritual
I stand and wipe.
And I just pull my pants down to my ankles when I take a shit. Didn't realise people took it off completely.
:omgwatshappening:
Ssssddffddddffffffffvvvvvgggggghhhhhhgfff
Not there being math formulas for shitting.
Drais is so extra
do you fold the corners of the tissue paper too hun'
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:37:38 AM
I stand and wipe.
And I just pull my pants down to my ankles when I take a shit. Didn't realise people took it off completely.
:omgwatshappening:
:cheerup:
sddddddddd
not making origami cranes to wipe
the STAND girls are making a comeback
:cheerup:
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:38:41 AM
sddddddddd
not making origami swans to wipe
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fvdvdvds
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:37:56 AM
Drais is so extra
do you fold the corners of the tissue paper too hun'
I use wet wipes
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:39:06 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:38:41 AM
sddddddddd
not making origami swans to wipe
vfdb
fdb
fb
\bbfb\fbfdbnhayrsrg
\ds
fvdvdvds
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Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
jjjj
gorl if you dont just wipe your fucking ass..
:plzstop: :dead: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow:
Yeah I'm extra when it comes to personal hygiene, especially my cakes.
Do you know how niggas trying to get in this? Even women grab on my cakes at work. I gotta keep them extra clean.
:caseoftheherp:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:43:52 AM
Yeah I'm extra when it comes to personal hygiene, especially my cakes.
Do you know how niggas trying to get in this? Even women grab on my cakes at work. I gotta keep them extra clean.
:caseoftheherp:
ssssssss I know you're keeping it clean for me bae :wub:
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
SSSDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
he's talking about how people put the roll on upside down and you have to pull the paper from the bottom of the roll instead of the top.
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
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there's a higher chance that your tissue will excessively roll onto the floor if it's the improper way
and you waste less this way
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 09:45:58 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
SSSDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
he's talking about how people put the roll on upside down and you have to pull the paper from the bottom of the roll instead of the top.
ggggggg ohh yeah I agree with that
Pulling from the bottom is demonic.
ch
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:48 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:43:52 AM
Yeah I'm extra when it comes to personal hygiene, especially my cakes.
Do you know how niggas trying to get in this? Even women grab on my cakes at work. I gotta keep them extra clean.
:caseoftheherp:
ssssssss I know you're keeping it clean for me bae :wub:
:takeallofme:
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/8aa647e19a89ba6f099250ae5463af13/tumblr_ni5j4nVoAX1ql5yr7o3_500.gif)
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
When I use tissue I don't keep it on a roll. I usually just have it in the floor in front of me. I sit it on top of a paper towel or something.
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
and?
you want us to sit and argue and be MESSY fags?
wtf are we? your fcking faggot entertainment?
:hmph:
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:49:36 AM
When I use tissue I don't keep it on a roll. I usually just have it in the floor in front of me. I sit it on top of a paper towel or something.
:omgwatshappening:
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
kkk as it turns out, there's many different ways to drag a charmin ultra soft up your butt
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:49:49 AM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
and?
you want us to sit and argue and be MESSY fags?
wtf are we? your fcking faggot entertainment?
:hmph:
Yes :hmph: get ta flaming
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:49:36 AM
When I use tissue I don't keep it on a roll. I usually just have it in the floor in front of me. I sit it on top of a paper towel or something.
kkkkkkkk
these holiday trips to the bathroom
xcvvvvvvvvvvvv
:hmph:
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
kkk as it turns out, there's many different ways to drag a charmin ultra soft up your butt
:plzstop:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:46:08 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
(http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif)
I'm cringing. and my OCD is kicking in.
Pulling from the bottom >
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
Why tho??? I really can't envision a grown ass man sitting on a toilet and shoving their hand between their and REACHING for their ass. That's how you get dingle berry SHIT and doo doo crumbs mess just racking up in there!! YUCK! and btw when you're sitting down you're wiping from the front to back like wtf? I guess it's different since i'm a woman and I wipe front to back cause that's the right way to do it. Anyone who does back to front is a nasty bitch.
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 09:54:03 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
Anyone who does back to front is a nasty bitch.
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Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:46:08 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
(http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif)
What the....
The first one is pissing me off. I do it the second way.
oh no im #teamstand
and i agree
i feel like you cant properly WIPE when youre still sitting down
So real
What did you vote? :hmph:
Quote from: bougi?. on December 19, 2016, 09:52:41 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:46:08 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
(http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif)
I'm cringing. and my OCD is kicking in.
Pulling from the bottom >
sdfffffffffffff >><< giving me anxiety
This thread stinks
how do yall pull from the bottom?
:guys:
when i made the conscious effort to switch and pull from the top, ive had 0 instances of my tissue FALLING to the floor and being covered with AIDS
Men should be reaching to wipe from behind, not from the front
I hope :hmph:
did u put the aids on the floor
i wipe side to side
:hmph:
ddddd
Has my sis Malc answered yet? nnnv
kidding but
im still screaming @ lews descriptions :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:58:42 AM
did u put the aids on the floor
,sDFDSMFSD<MFDS
even though I mop my floors often
I just feel like bathroom floors are COVERED in DISEASE
did you know everything within a 3 foot radius of the toilet is covered in POO particles?
i keep my toothbrush as far away from the toilet as possible :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 10:00:23 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:58:42 AM
did u put the aids on the floor
,sDFDSMFSD<MFDS
everything within a 3 foot radius of the toilet is covered in POO particles?
:mmywheresddy: :mmywheresddy: :mmywheresddy: :mmywheresddy: :mmywheresddy:
Do those sani seats annoy anybody else
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
jj my sisters do that too
I see them every morning marching up and down the stairs with their brush in hand
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:21:56 AM
btw drais when i stand up, i usually HOLD one cheek to avoid a smear mess
but 80% of the time i shower after i poop anyway
adjsssssssssssssssss this thread :kii:
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
ssddssdsdsdddddddddddd
I do that too.
Wait did Lew say he sits down and wipes? Now you know... Honestly if you have a big ass and hips, you can't sit and wipe properly.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:58:04 AM
Men should be reaching to wipe from behind, not from the front
I hope :hmph:
!!!!!!!!!!!!! :uhh: :uhh: :uhh: :uhh:
The only time I get naked to shit is when I have bubble guts
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
Yeah I keep my toothbrush in a zip lock bag. My soap too so it doesn't melt too fast.
Quote from: bougi?. on December 19, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
ssddssdsdsdddddddddddd
I do that too.
SSDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I used to do that in college. White people think everything is funny. Might be putting your toothbrush in the toilet or something.
:udontlookok:
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:09:25 AM
Quote from: bougi?. on December 19, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
This thread is interesting tho. To see how everyone has their own style and quirks.
I'm sure some ppl find it weird that I keep my toothbrush in a bag in my room. fjjjjjj
ssddssdsdsdddddddddddd
I do that too.
SSDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I used to do that in college. White people think everything is funny. Might be putting your toothbrush in the toilet or something.
:udontlookok:
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Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:06:35 AM
Wait did Lew say he sits down and wipes? Now you know... Honestly if you have a big ass and hips, you can't sit and wipe properly.
im in pain
All that shit on his arms.
O@UGEUOF?KJLN::?WGW
wth
XZXXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXCXXCCXXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
rrr
Crying in disgust
I don't get ppl who get butt ass naked every time they do the #2 :uhh: the only time I done that it was like those bubble gut/I feel like I'm dying shits. I mean, I get taking off your pants completely, I do that at home. But y'all do that in public? :ohwow: So y'all HAVE to shower after every shit? Like...
addddvfgvfgf at the bubble guts thing
I only get naked when I feel like I'm about to give birth to a whole new toilet
hfdhf
This whole thread
I'm so glad no one put the word wipe in quotation marks
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 10:16:11 AM
addddvfgvfgf at the bubble guts thing
I only get naked when I feel like I'm about to give birth to a whole new toilet
sdjfjfjjfjfjf !!!! when you just eat whatever and have to PAY the consequences :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: squid on December 19, 2016, 10:18:14 AM
I'm so glad no one put the word wipe in quotation marks
:kii: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
im literally crying rn
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:18:30 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 10:16:11 AM
addddvfgvfgf at the bubble guts thing
I only get naked when I feel like I'm about to give birth to a whole new toilet
sdjfjfjjfjfjf !!!! when you just eat whatever and have to PAY the consequences :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
when your HOT, sweating and tired ddddddddddddddddddddd
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 10:10:52 AM
All that shit on his arms.
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whew this is getting a bit too real for me
Yeah at home, I take a dump naked. But I usually only do it in the morning and I'm naked anyway
Someone lock this
SSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
I normally only poop in the morn, so I take my mess off because I'm getting in the shower right after. And that's less mess to carry back to the bedroom. :dead:
Otherwise, I keep my clothes on. :dead:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9xRFH71vYmk/UzBO8oT5JZI/AAAAAAAAD7g/gSE_55jCmoY/s1600/charmin+bear.jpg)
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
I hope no one only dry wipes btw. I know we had that discussion before and it was only me, afro and drais who uses wet wipes :everythingok: hope that changed
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
jhkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
xcv
cxv
xcv
s
df
squid can you lock this
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:15:03 AM
I don't get ppl who get butt ass naked every time they do the #2 :uhh: the only time I done that it was like those bubble gut/I feel like I'm dying shits. I mean, I get taking off your pants completely, I do that at home. But y'all do that in public? :ohwow: So y'all HAVE to shower after every shit? Like...
At work I keep them on unless I plan on jacking off while I'm in the stall hehe.
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
jhkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ndnnxnxnxnxnxnmxncnxmxmmzmxmxx
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X
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cnt breathe
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:24:38 AM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
xcv
cxv
xcv
s
df
squid can you lock this
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
jhkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ndnnxnxnxnxnxnmxncnxmxmmzmxmxx
X
X
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CcCCCVCCCXCCV
between lew having shit on his arms, malc' being MIA, drais taking bathroom vacations
I'm done
Shitting is so orgasmic
It's funny because most people who know me don't even think I use the bathroom
I like pushing just enough and then pulling the mess back in then finally releasing
Wait why would Lew get shit on his arms I'm lost
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I sit at the very front of the toilet too. I don't want my dick and balls inside the mess and I don't want toilet water splashing my cakes.
dhdfcvvvvvv
love when turd PLOPS and some water splashes in my boot'hole
:justabit:
Djjkxxxxxxxxx
Not you busting nuts from the impact.
Not 20 pages of shit omff
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
I like pushing just enough and then pulling the mess back in then finally releasing
yeah...squid you can close this now
(https://uploadir.com/u/vl5iylw5)
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
It's funny because most people who know me don't even think I use the bathroom
I like pushing just enough and then pulling the mess back in then finally releasing
:uhh:
im dead
nasty faggot
I hate this fag
Disgusting sick fuck
I really gagged
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/f5/38/88f538f007de667dd363263edac7b8a9.jpg)
So yeah why wOuld Lew have shit arms
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 10:21:09 AM
Yeah at home, I take a dump naked. But I usually only do it in the morning and I'm naked anyway
hey you!
Hope you having a good Monday morn' :-P
There's always one
Not pulling it back in. What kinda whirlpool walls.
ok bye
Quote from: BENTLEY. on December 19, 2016, 10:31:08 AM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 10:21:09 AM
Yeah at home, I take a dump naked. But I usually only do it in the morning and I'm naked anyway
hey you!
Hope you having a good Monday morn' :-P
:plzstop:
Morn'
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:30:27 AM
I gotta have my pants off because I don't like my clothes touching bathroom floor.
Plus I need to be able to spread my legs apart as far as possible.
wait
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:35:22 AM
yeah i sit/lean forward and pull my legs close
after i found out it makes shitting easier
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EQ3Rtw7fH6E/VgwfHEcTImI/AAAAAAAAQPo/CoDHgJZyZpw/s1600/You%2527ve%2BBeen%2BSitting%2BOn%2BThe%2BToilet%2BWrong%2BYour%2BWhole%2BLife.%2BThis%2BIs%2BHow%2BTo%2BDo%2BIt%2BRight..jpg)
but what if u don't have a step up stool?
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
So I see the Still standing Girils lost..
What happened guys? :melmel:
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
NNNNNNN
I don't really dookie in the morning
I kinda have to drain my snake and that's about it
Unless I had some mess the night before :ohwow:
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
SDDSDS
SDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:ohwow:
Oh wait lemme vote
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
I came back to SCREAM
F
DV
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CVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVDSCvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe
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Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
Not having to scrape off chips of shit.
You kno wha
Not 20 pages smdmdsmmmmmds
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
!!!!!
I love it
This is all really nasty
Quote from: Young on December 19, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
This is all really nasty
sssssssssssss
Do you poo in front of your man young
:tistheseas:
Oh yeah we started that phase early on sdddddddddd
No shame
who said chips of SHIT omf
does anybody need dip?
I'm disgusted right now
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND DAILY BODY FUNCTION
I'm crying
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
That's because it's hitting your prostate/g-spot as its coming out
:udontlookok:
fdffffffffffff
Nothing wrongs with talking about poop
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 04:02:47 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND DAILY BODY FUNCTION
y r u yelling
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
wow
:ohwow:
not my sis having a 'gasm while on the toilet
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
:sevynstreeter:
As long as you don't shoot a load while shitting
tbh pooping is kinda the bee's knees.
the relief and the ecstasy >>
:oof:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
not my sis having a 'gasm while on the toilet
I'm crying
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
not my sis having a 'gasm while on the toilet
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
it really feels like an orgasm...
Quote from: squid on December 19, 2016, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
:sevynstreeter:
As long as you don't shoot a load while shitting
ddddddd
no, i've never shot a load
just an orgasmic euphoric feeling
Quote from: Tahj Zezo. on December 19, 2016, 04:23:00 PM
nnnnnnnnnn
do you be tryna keep the poop in half way out?
oh no...lol
I dont play with it like chokeme is saying ddd
it's just as it's coming out...lol
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
That's because it's hitting your prostate/g-spot as its coming out
thats kinda nasty :uhh: :dead:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 04:20:03 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 04:02:47 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND DAILY BODY FUNCTION
y r u yelling
:holdupguys: they need to understand
I think my body is magical...
(http://i.imgur.com/4dZMZ7w.gif)
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:36:48 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 04:32:03 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
That's because it's hitting your prostate/g-spot as its coming out
thats kinda nasty :uhh: :dead:
It's natural
:letsmessfag:
lol I dont know i mean sometimes it has felt good but i thought it was more so getting rid of extra weight or something
i dont think ive ever felt it quite like yall describin :kii:
Tie game lolz
I have fckin never
Not making shitting into a sex thing.
I think a few of you are into scat lowkey.
this thread
:udontlookok:
Gays are kinda disgust'
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:36:48 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 19, 2016, 04:32:03 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
That's because it's hitting your prostate/g-spot as its coming out
thats kinda nasty :uhh: :dead:
It's natural
:letsmessfag:
lol I dont know i mean sometimes it has felt good but i thought it was more so getting rid of extra weight or something
i dont think ive ever felt it quite like yall describin :kii:
I guess it's different for everyone lol
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/4d4aeca750d9f51fdbe548da80f91742/tumblr_myu0o18xLB1togt3co1_400.gif)
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 05:50:58 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 19, 2016, 05:48:54 PM
Gays are kinda disgust'
Yea
Let's not even go there.
Why you quoting me and not him :uhh:
It was for the both of you
but with you being straight, I'm instantly triggered.
just being honest.
dddddddddmv
hey mel!
my fckin bruv!
gotta keep these straights in check ya heard meh
(https://uploadir.com/u/v9qdwihj)
Hdhdhdhdhdhdhhdhdhdhdhddhdhdbd
Quote from: Tinker Hell on December 19, 2016, 05:59:17 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 05:50:58 PM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: Baphomet. on December 19, 2016, 05:48:54 PM
Gays are kinda disgust'
Yea
Let's not even go there.
Why you quoting me and not him :uhh:
It was for the both of you
but with you being straight, I'm instantly triggered.
just being honest.
dddddddddmv
hey mel!
my fckin bruv!
gotta keep these straights in check ya heard meh
(https://uploadir.com/u/v9qdwihj)
You know it
gotta keep the straighties in line ;-)
d
Why is this 24 pages 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Have your stances changed girls?
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I'm crying
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
not my sis having a 'gasm while on the toilet
bzzbBZBZBZZB
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 29, 2018, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I'm crying
DLN'ASKDNSLKDSNDSKLDSAAD'DMLKDSM'DAKLDADAASADSKMKMKLLMK
I only take a shit at home. Would never take a shit in public sdddd
I like to spread my cheeks standing up and wipe. Once it's pretty much all gone, I go into the shower and just put some body wash between my cracks and dick area, jerk off for a bit, then rinse.
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 29, 2018, 08:10:37 PM
Have your stances changed girls?
Ur a demon
But i live
:plzstop:
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 29, 2018, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I'm crying
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff what kind of potato turds
Quote from: YAH. on April 29, 2018, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
BVggbbnNJNJJJJBJJJJJJJVGIGVUUCFUJVHVHCHGcycghcjvvuycchcg
edeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't remember half the stuff I be saying on here
looking back, I be like did I really just say that?!
but I've been working on my filter
and I definitely don't feel like I share much anymore
Quote from: ANIMMAI on December 19, 2016, 04:21:55 PM
not my sis having a 'gasm while on the toilet
:kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii: :kii:
Mc c
Cc
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Cc
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Mel >>>>>
Omg
Quote from: L0NZ. on April 29, 2018, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 29, 2018, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I'm crying
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff what kind of potato turds
:plzstop:
Tater LOGS
Quote from: GRAND on December 19, 2016, 09:46:08 AM
Quote from: Cartier on December 19, 2016, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
wait what?
:guys:
(http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif)
yea
:blessed:
Common knowledge and things
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Mel wtf
Not bussing one while dookying
'p
';lp'l'
l'kl.k;;kllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Mel constipated
:udontlookok:
dox';pc;'fxoc;l'xc
i dunno WHERE that rule came from
but no matter WHERE i go, i'll turn the tissue around so that it pulls from the top
!!!! Ncncncnnc Que wtf
I?m coming over and changing yours around
:letsmess:
I heard people with kids and pets like it so that it pulls from under.... it'll rotate without expending the sheets if your dog or kid is bored and wants to spin it
Damns this is a science huh
Everything related to booboo is fascinating
Quote from: Wild Bitch on December 18, 2016, 04:17:30 PM
I keep wipping until the baby wipe
is perfectly clean then I bend over in front of the mirror to double check
:receipts:
ssssssssssss
the thought of you LEANT over peering between those thighs is sending me
sounds like quite a task, glad you do it tho
Who knew shitting would be such a a science. Everyone release your bowels!! :plzstop:
Quote from: YAH. on April 29, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: 1RIG on April 29, 2018, 09:12:37 PM
!!!! Ncncncnnc Que wtf
I?m coming over and changing yours around
:letsmess:
ACK
You are going to trigger my damn OCD
I will switch is back in a heartbeat :omf:
cvcvfvffffffvf
:loose2when:
funny, i was just texting my other homie about that. there are levels to it of course, but when my OCD DOES go off, omg
:kii: i just spent an hour cleaning up my space because the clutter finally got to me
Baby wipes >
Quote from: Andrais. on April 30, 2018, 06:10:58 AM
Baby wipes >
that's nice faggot
So do you wipe sitting or standing?
And if standing, do the baby wipe juices drip down your leg with doodoo juice?
Wtf!?!!!
I know more than half of you don?t wipe at all.
Washing>
Do any of y'all put your shit stained toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it because apparently that's a thing some people do :plzstop: :uhh:
Quote from: GMF on April 30, 2018, 07:06:35 AM
Do any of y'all put your shit stained toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it because apparently that's a thing some people do :plzstop: :uhh:
:uhh:
Quote from: GL#CK on April 29, 2018, 08:48:02 PM
Cxcxzvbbxb bnnbnnnnnnnvccbbn
Mel wtf
Not bussing one while dookying
#a;WERRRRw
r u touchi..
Quote from: Andrais. on April 30, 2018, 06:10:58 AM
Baby wipes >
ssssssss
!!!!!!
wiping too hard with dry paper with mess up your hole
I don't know y more ppl don't pay attention to how their mess looks
I like to take care of my bewty and also the hole
keep it clean n moisturized n oiled up
I just personally feel alot better knowing it looks nice down there
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XtdLuamBN19YPeaLLY/giphy.gif)
Why are the votes even? I'm disturbed a bit. What kind of nigga sits down and wipes?
sssssss
Iman is it true about str8 guys bootys?
I've heard horror stories
Quote from: YAH. on April 29, 2018, 09:06:45 PM
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n
It?s the other way around for me.
It?s look stupid the way they claim is ?right?
Yea I'm not with that other mess.
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Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:43:37 AM
Why are the votes even? I'm disturbed a bit. What kind of nigga sits down and wipes?
:uhh:
fddd.
what's the problem?
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 30, 2018, 06:29:57 AM
Quote from: Andrais. on April 30, 2018, 06:10:58 AM
Baby wipes >
that's nice faggot
So do you wipe sitting or standing?
And if standing, do the baby wipe juices drip down your leg with doodoo juice?
Whaaaaaaa zzbzbzbshhsjajsjdksksmjxhxbzbzbzbzhxhsbsbs
:uhh:
Quote from: Guilty on April 30, 2018, 07:11:34 AM
Quote from: GMF on April 30, 2018, 07:06:35 AM
Do any of y'all put your shit stained toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it because apparently that's a thing some people do :plzstop: :uhh:
:uhh:
:x
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run.
eww @ steamed shit
Quote from: SAINT BENTLEY. on April 30, 2018, 10:46:44 AM
sssssss
Iman is it true about str8 guys bootys?
I've heard horror stories
Thankfully I haven't messed with a guy with a shitty booty!
Quote from: L0NZ. on April 30, 2018, 10:54:24 AM
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:43:37 AM
Why are the votes even? I'm disturbed a bit. What kind of nigga sits down and wipes?
:uhh:
fddd.
what's the problem?
That's a huge problem. :uhh: You can't properly wipe while sitting down. Ewwww.
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
this last page has me in pain
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Hell, even prop your leg up a bit!
Don't you just SCOOCH to the side and wipe?
I guess it depends how BIG your cakes are
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 30, 2018, 06:29:57 AM
Quote from: Andrais. on April 30, 2018, 06:10:58 AM
Baby wipes >
that's nice faggot
So do you wipe sitting or standing?
And if standing, do the baby wipe juices drip down your leg with doodoo juice?
Whaaaaaaa zzbzbzbshhsjajsjdksksmjxhxbzbzbzbzhxhsbsbs
:uhh:
im honestly disgusted as fuck :uhh:
why does this thread turn me on?
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
yeah :uhh:
Bitch these 2 non wipers
I FUCKING WONT
reveal ur self
We know Malc is one .. who else?
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:57:56 AM
Quote from: L0NZ. on April 30, 2018, 10:54:24 AM
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:43:37 AM
Why are the votes even? I'm disturbed a bit. What kind of nigga sits down and wipes?
:uhh:
fddd.
what's the problem?
That's a huge problem. :uhh: You can't properly wipe while sitting down. Ewwww.
Seriously? For somebody fat maybe????
You just..... lean over ddddd
ffff I'm not seeing the issue.
I mean ACTUALLY, if you have mess left on you after you go, wouldn't standing cause your cheeks to press back together and SMUSH it all around????? Rather prevent that and stay seated while my cheeks are already spread across the seat.
Quote from: Guilty on April 30, 2018, 11:12:11 AM
Don't you just SCOOCH to the side and wipe?
I guess it depends how BIG your cakes are
dhdhdh if you can't wipe while sitting, you either have a humongous ass or a small toilet seat.
Quote from: The Serpent & The Rainbow on April 30, 2018, 11:27:59 AM
why does this thread turn me on?
My stomach is quaking jfffffffffffffffff you fags disgust me omfgggg
dhdhd
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 11:37:43 AM
Quote from: The Serpent & The Rainbow on April 30, 2018, 11:27:59 AM
why does this thread turn me on?
My stomach is quaking jfffffffffffffffff you fags disgust me omfgggg
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
I cant breathe
Quote from: GL#CK on April 30, 2018, 11:30:30 AM
Bitch these 2 non wipers
I FUCKING WONT
reveal ur self
We know Malc is one .. who else?
Brandon
Quote from: L0NZ. on April 30, 2018, 11:34:23 AM
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:57:56 AM
Quote from: L0NZ. on April 30, 2018, 10:54:24 AM
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 10:43:37 AM
Why are the votes even? I'm disturbed a bit. What kind of nigga sits down and wipes?
:uhh:
fddd.
what's the problem?
That's a huge problem. :uhh: You can't properly wipe while sitting down. Ewwww.
Seriously? For somebody fat maybe????
You just..... lean over ddddd
ffff I'm not seeing the issue.
I mean ACTUALLY, if you have mess left on you after you go, wouldn't standing cause your cheeks to press back together and SMUSH it all around????? Rather prevent that and stay seated while my cheeks are already spread across the seat.
Well you're a guy so maybe sitting down and wiping is more convenient but that's still weird. Don't your dick touch the water or the seat? wouldn't it be easier to stand up and squat a bit and wipe? Idk. Personally, I stand up and give a squatting mess to wipe. It's easier and cleans better.
Quote from: GMF on April 30, 2018, 07:06:35 AM
Do any of y'all put your shit stained toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it because apparently that's a thing some people do :plzstop: :uhh:
That is so damn nasty
Quote from: Black Jaguar. on April 30, 2018, 10:57:18 AM
Who the fuck stands?
So the shit can smudge between your cheeks?
I?m disgusted
:x
!!!!
Like, wtf :uhh: :dead:
You clean while seated with TP until it's clean.
Then you hit it with the wipes to make sure it really clean.
Then stand up give it another swoosh with the wipes and then you're good to go.
Do you guys dry or wet wipe tho? Not sitting down and dry wiping. That's how men get dingle berries and mess. YUCK.
omg
I start with a dry and finish with wet.
Dry wiping only is disgusting.
Quote from: Guilty on December 19, 2016, 09:40:47 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:39:56 AM
also, the tissue should always be pulled from the top, not the bottom.
jjjj
gorl if you dont just wipe your fucking ass..
:plzstop: :dead: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: StarKitty on April 30, 2018, 11:44:44 AM
Quote from: Black Jaguar. on April 30, 2018, 10:57:18 AM
Who the fuck stands?
So the shit can smudge between your cheeks?
I?m disgusted
:x
!!!!
Like, wtf :uhh: :dead:
That's why you wash your ass right after you shit
Quote from: GMF on April 30, 2018, 07:06:35 AM
Do any of y'all put your shit stained toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it because apparently that's a thing some people do :plzstop: :uhh:
pardon?
Quote from: Guilty on April 30, 2018, 10:57:57 AM
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
BXBXBXBBXBXBX
The ways we view different techniques has me crying
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
XXCCCCCXXXC C VBB
But I just don't feel like you can really get IN until you spread those fcking cheeks
Like, sitting down feels like the cheeks are too close
And to the girls saying the shit SQUISHES back together once you stand up
-- yeah, when has SHITTING ever been a pleasurable (except Mel) and clean experience?
You gotta spread those things and DIG IN!
This thread is stank af
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 30, 2018, 02:18:13 PM
But I just don't feel like you can really get IN until you spread those fcking cheeks
Like, sitting down feels like the cheeks are too close
And to the girls saying the shit SQUISHES back together once you stand up
-- yeah, when has SHITTING ever been a pleasurable (except Mel) and clean experience?
You gotta spread those things and DIG IN!
These gorls are nasty. If they cakes can open while they sitting they are sluts
The Chinese ppl say we shit wrong any way. Its supposed to be a squat mess
(http://i.imgur.com/b9MUnaU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tbWrFhv.jpg)
Quote from: FM on April 30, 2018, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 30, 2018, 02:18:13 PM
But I just don't feel like you can really get IN until you spread those fcking cheeks
Like, sitting down feels like the cheeks are too close
And to the girls saying the shit SQUISHES back together once you stand up
-- yeah, when has SHITTING ever been a pleasurable (except Mel) and clean experience?
You gotta spread those things and DIG IN!
These gorls are nasty. If they cakes can open while they sitting they are sluts
The Chinese ppl say we shit wrong any way. Its supposed to be a squat mess
(http://i.imgur.com/b9MUnaU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tbWrFhv.jpg)
HEJDKKSKDJWKWODKDNEMSODKWMWMNSOSOWLWNDNJDKWKWMWMDKSOO
Quote from: FM on April 30, 2018, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 30, 2018, 02:18:13 PM
But I just don't feel like you can really get IN until you spread those fcking cheeks
Like, sitting down feels like the cheeks are too close
And to the girls saying the shit SQUISHES back together once you stand up
-- yeah, when has SHITTING ever been a pleasurable (except Mel) and clean experience?
You gotta spread those things and DIG IN!
These gorls are nasty. If they cakes can open while they sitting they are sluts
The Chinese ppl say we shit wrong any way. Its supposed to be a squat mess
(http://i.imgur.com/b9MUnaU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tbWrFhv.jpg)
Zzxcvcddxvggcdzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am screaming imaging these Boulder shaped Americans planking on a toilet like this
*bump For Xavier
I usually take a shower after. If not baby wipes and coconut oil.
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 03, 2018, 10:13:43 PM
I usually take a shower after. If not baby wipes and coconut oil.
that's not the question
Read the thread
Quote from: Nine on April 29, 2018, 08:12:00 PM
Quote from: TonsSOUL on April 29, 2018, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: ACCELERATE / MAY 3RD on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I'm crying
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Quote from: KING BENTLEY. on April 30, 2018, 10:22:34 AM
Quote from: Andrais. on April 30, 2018, 06:10:58 AM
Baby wipes >
ssssssss
!!!!!!
wiping too hard with dry paper with mess up your hole
I don't know y more ppl don't pay attention to how their mess looks
I like to take care of my bewty and also the hole
keep it clean n moisturized n oiled up
I just personally feel alot better knowing it looks nice down there
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XtdLuamBN19YPeaLLY/giphy.gif)
Ncnccncbcbcbcbcbcbcncccccccc
Not you whipping up face masks for the hole
This thread :plzstop:
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
!!!
Dbdbdbbdbddbdbdbdnbdbdb
I need to SCRAPE and dig a fckn bit
Quote from: Element deGrasse Tyson on April 30, 2018, 11:37:43 AM
Quote from: The Serpent & The Rainbow on April 30, 2018, 11:27:59 AM
why does this thread turn me on?
My stomach is quaking jfffffffffffffffff you fags disgust me omfgggg
Chcncncncncncncjcjcjcjvjvjccjckcjcjcnc
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This thread has me fckn screaming gngngnggngngngngngngng
Quote from: Xavier on October 04, 2018, 07:37:07 AM
:plzstop: :plzstop:
Close this immediately
You nah like???
Quote from: tontonton on October 03, 2018, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 03, 2018, 10:13:43 PM
I usually take a shower after. If not baby wipes and coconut oil.
that's not the question
Zzzzzzxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quote from: Young on October 04, 2018, 07:25:51 AM
This thread has me fckn screaming gngngnggngngngngngngng
OMG I'm hollering all over again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxzzxxccv
Quote from: Xavier on October 03, 2018, 10:30:44 PM
I've never even heard of people who wipe standing up
Do they actually exist :plzstop: :plzstop:
ACTUALLY DON'T ANSWER THAT
I got cakes hun i cant clean mi mess sitting i give this with a leg prop up mess
:wellheytherelol:
Quote from: Young on October 04, 2018, 07:22:34 AM
Quote from: 'ology on April 30, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
I just can't see myself sitting and wiping lznxbzbzzb
Gotta stand up so you can spread and really get the mess.
!!!
Dbdbdbbdbddbdbdbdnbdbdb
I need to SCRAPE and dig a fckn bit
Zzzzzzzzzzzcxzzcxxzzzzzzzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:traciandchelle:
Bitch not quaking ndjdjdjdjdj
I love iman wtf
Quote from: tontonton. on October 04, 2018, 07:17:50 AM
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stop posting under this fake account bitch
Do people really stand and wipe? :uhh:
Well... It's been almost 4 years
What's the verdict?
Omg noooo
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
wtf
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I forgot Mel had an orgasm in here
Quote from: FlowerBomb on April 30, 2018, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: element on April 30, 2018, 11:37:43 AM
Quote from: The Serpent & The Rainbow on April 30, 2018, 11:27:59 AM
why does this thread turn me on?
My stomach is quaking jfffffffffffffffff you fags disgust me omfgggg
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
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Quote from: ton on March 13, 2020, 05:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I forgot Mel had an orgasm in here
poop at the back
Nutt at the front
Only Mel
Quote from: FlowerBomb on December 19, 2016, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
I came back to SCREAM
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Trey sis?
Quote from: 4 fucking k on December 19, 2016, 09:54:03 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?
And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.
:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results
I'm just as confused by you fags who squat
Why tho??? I really can't envision a grown ass man sitting on a toilet and shoving their hand between their and REACHING for their ass. That's how you get dingle berry SHIT and doo doo crumbs mess just racking up in there!! YUCK! and btw when you're sitting down you're wiping from the front to back like wtf? I guess it's different since i'm a woman and I wipe front to back cause that's the right way to do it. Anyone who does back to front is a nasty bitch.
BZBBZBBZBZZBB
Come back quee
I wipe sitting down first so the mess want get on my cheeks as much. Then I stand up.
Quote from: Choke'MEnt on December 18, 2016, 04:12:56 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 18, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Sitting
It's too much of a hassle spreading my cheeks while I'm standing
r they phat hun
I mean
I have to use both hands to spread um
wait well how to do you wipe? 3 arms? :omgwatshappening:
King trey fjdkdjd
them crumbs in the center of ur mess
omg
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
this epic funky thread
I still don't get how sitting down won :uhh:
Quote from: ton on March 13, 2020, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: FlowerBomb on December 19, 2016, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
I came back to SCREAM
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Let me bookmark this thread
Quote from: 'ology on March 13, 2020, 06:52:55 PM
I still don't get how sitting down won :uhh:
we're normal ok
Quote from: GLOCK on March 13, 2020, 06:33:48 PM
King trey fjdkdjd
them crumbs in the center of ur mess
omg
:dead:
Quote from: FlowerBomb on December 19, 2016, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
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I jus...I just don't understand how can you fully wipe the doodoo of ya ass cheeks sittin on da pot?
both is honestly the only answer :uhh:
i wipe a couple times while sitting since ur cheeks are naturally spread in that position. then i stand and give another few swipe messes while i'm standing to really grab any leftover debris
omgggggggg wtff
:omf:
You're just mashing shit into your skin
Doesn't anyone wash wtf
Quote from: BigDawg on March 13, 2020, 07:51:20 PM
I jus...I just don't understand how can you fully wipe the doodoo of ya ass cheeks sittin on da pot?
They flat
I kinda needa hike my leg up on the tub and get the MESS
:uhh: :dead:
Quote from: ton on March 13, 2020, 05:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 19, 2016, 04:20:34 PM
before how the male g-spot worked
I'd wonder why sometimes when Id use the bathroom, I'd get CHILLS throughout my body as I was "releasing"
like...its the same feeling I get when I cum
its hard to explain, but the feeling travels through my body
and starts from my feet and goes all the way to the top of my head and throughout my body
its a euphoric feeling...it feels amazing. I guess that's what it feels like when a dick is hitting that spot
I forgot Mel had an orgasm in here
Who was in here talmbout their dick get hard when the turds come out
I think it was nyrhbmgdf are whatever his name is
Quote from: Drogon on March 13, 2020, 08:10:06 PM
Quote from: BigDawg on March 13, 2020, 07:51:20 PM
I jus...I just don't understand how can you fully wipe the doodoo of ya ass cheeks sittin on da pot?
They flat
I kinda needa hike my leg up on the tub and get the MESS
yea
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Quote from: Selassie on March 13, 2020, 08:04:41 PM
You're just mashing shit into your skin
Doesn't anyone wash wtf
Not spreading it around like peanut butter
Is it a shit sandwich
And yeah I still do my mess sitting down but when I stand up I do a final mess all over my cheeks with some more babywipes.
hate this thread :uhh:
I forgot what I said in here
but ummm I sit and kinda PERCH up a little
the positioning helps to spread your cheeks a little to get up in there
I would imagine anyone "standing" has to bend over a little...
standing up and I also wet the tissue 3x my parents used to get made because I would use a lot of tissue I told them I like to have a clean non smelly bottom sue me
This thread is disgusting
Quote from: Lil Pump on March 14, 2020, 05:12:29 PM
This thread is disgusting
I worked on a video with that negro in your sig and he was the most annoying thing ever and didn't know shit
Every time y'all bump this I die
Quote from: YikesDyke on March 14, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Lil Pump on March 14, 2020, 05:12:29 PM
This thread is disgusting
I worked on a video with that negro in your sig and he was the most annoying thing ever and didn't know shit
Gbnnnnnj
Damns
Monte was too intellectual for you huh
And his pronouns are they
thats probably why he hated you
misgendering fag
Quote from: Lew Scherzinger Norwood on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
I'm shaking
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 07:06:12 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:04:26 PM
dry tissue is DISGUSTING!!
people still use that? :uhh:
Your tissue isn't dry on the roll tho? :uhh:
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Wtffffffffff
Quote from: Lil Pump on March 14, 2020, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: YikesDyke on March 14, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Lil Pump on March 14, 2020, 05:12:29 PM
This thread is disgusting
I worked on a video with that negro in your sig and he was the most annoying thing ever and didn't know shit
Gbnnnnnj
Damns
Monte was too intellectual for you huh
no he just didnt know how to work the camera :dead:
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he's a photographer wtf
Quote from: Lil Pump on March 14, 2020, 05:18:38 PM
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he's a photographer wtf
well on this day he decided to DP and it was the wrong choice.
Quote from: Ashley Bank$ on December 18, 2016, 11:12:23 PM
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Was looking for this
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This one young
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Quote from: Lane Bryant Jumpsuit on December 18, 2016, 07:02:58 PM
Quote from: 4ever4brandy on December 18, 2016, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 18, 2016, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on December 18, 2016, 06:56:42 PM
This is mess but it doesnt make sense to stand up and wipe if ur sitting thats the easiest access imo
your cheeks are closer together when you're sitting down
Some of the gorls give a dokey stain tea :uhh:
In my Experience the cheeks stay pulled apart by the toilet seat and i make sure i spread em anyway when i sitt to prevent side swipes on the inner cheecks from the excrement
I want a straight shot in the toilet
Not a rubbing on on my ass teas
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Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:09:20 PM
I have a pristine booty and I like to keep it that way.
(http://i.imgur.com/yxFVmVj.gif)
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Quote from: GLOCK on December 18, 2016, 11:14:41 PM
A still standing tea
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Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
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Quote from: yummy on March 09, 2022, 07:54:45 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
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This thread has me in PAIN
I really miss some of those members fbfbfbfbf
Quote from: ton on March 09, 2022, 08:01:21 PM
Quote from: yummy on March 09, 2022, 07:54:45 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
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Not wiping being a workout
Quote from: ton on March 09, 2022, 08:01:21 PM
Quote from: yummy on March 09, 2022, 07:54:45 PM
Quote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
sounds like you guys have small ass toilets
could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up
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I gotta bookmark this thread
Never has there been a more disgusting yet hilarious thread made
I'm shaking
https://youtu.be/M11Q70FbzTM
Y'all ran all these personalities away LOL.
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This dookie fest
Quote from: Naomi's cheekbones on March 13, 2020, 08:10:38 PM
:uhh: :dead:
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Quote from: DopeSoul. on March 11, 2022, 07:02:58 AM
https://youtu.be/M11Q70FbzTM
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Quote from: 4 fucking k on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
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it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
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not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
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:plzstop:
Who was dat talmbout they get hard when they feel a turd coming out 😩
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on March 11, 2022, 04:18:04 PM
Quote from: 4 fucking k on December 19, 2016, 10:43:55 AM
Quote from: Trey on December 19, 2016, 10:40:55 AM
Quote from: Chokeme on December 19, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
Shitting is so orgasmic
SSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it's so relaxing to me and gets the day started. I just grab my phone or laptop and PERCH for a bit and let the shower run. Don't let there be some mess on Bsource. :dead:
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not you just letting the SHIT dry on ya ass cause ya wanted to catch up on some mess on here omf
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So... what do you do girls.
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Quote from: Young on March 09, 2022, 08:07:55 PMQuote from: ton on March 09, 2022, 08:01:21 PMQuote from: yummy on March 09, 2022, 07:54:45 PMQuote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PMQuote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PMsounds like you guys have small ass toilets
[glow=gray,5]could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up[/glow]
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Not wiping being a workout
I'm crying
Mel was caked tf up huh :tistheseas:
Quote from: Dr Naomi Campbell on March 10, 2022, 12:23:05 PMNever has there been a more disgusting yet hilarious thread made
proud tbh. I always aspire to inspire.
Quote from: Drogon on March 11, 2022, 04:27:01 PMWho was dat talmbout they get hard when they feel a turd coming out 😩
OMG. What did I miss
I wanted us to be honest but not that sick CCCCCCCCCCCC
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ccccccccvggdddf ggv the fact that this thread is 35 pages at all is one thing
it being resurrected... :plzstop:
:diddraispoot:
Quote from: ton on May 08, 2024, 04:32:06 AMQuote from: Young on March 09, 2022, 08:07:55 PMQuote from: ton on March 09, 2022, 08:01:21 PMQuote from: yummy on March 09, 2022, 07:54:45 PMQuote from: Mel. on December 18, 2016, 07:29:27 PMQuote from: Baeomi on December 18, 2016, 07:20:41 PMsounds like you guys have small ass toilets
[glow=gray,5]could be...
or just all this CAKE back there
it's too much to tilt, lean, spread and put my hand under...lol
its just easier to stand up[/glow]
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Not wiping being a workout
I'm crying
Mel was caked tf up huh :tistheseas:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Not tilt, lean, and spread fnfnfnfnfnfnffmmfmf
Quote from: JCJ 🪐 on May 09, 2024, 03:18:38 PMNot tilt, lean, and spread fnfnfnfnfnfnffmmfmf
BZZBZBZBZBZN I'm not trying to be rude, but I think sometimes the girls have to take a LONG shit. So I guess that can be a lot. I've always taken shits very quickly. Get tf up and clean the mess or bidet it and wash your fucking hands or shower, whatever you prefer. Bathrooms just suck.