what's the GAYEST thing ur parents ever caught u doin as a kid?

Started by opha lipa, October 29, 2019, 11:08:44 AM

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BigDawg

I had girl toys, my dad would get pissed but my mom ain't give a fuck. I wasn't walking around wearing tutus n shit but my mom just figured a toy is a fuckin toy. 

Naomi Hit Me


opha lipa

my mama found me passed out, dick out, after i had just busted a heavenly middle school nut to some gay porn

i woke up to her in the computer room giving a
:everythingok:

i said the gay mess musta been a pop-up
:diddraispoot:
think i'm gonna fall for an illu-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-sion

Gilgamesh.


Naomi Hit Me

Quote from: opheliababe on October 29, 2019, 12:19:31 PM
my mama found me passed out, dick out, after i had just busted a heavenly middle school nut to some gay porn

i woke up to her in the computer room giving a
:everythingok:

i said the gay mess musta been a pop-up
:diddraispoot:
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Gilgamesh.

I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted: 


opha lipa

Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:28:00 PM
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:

DGGGGHHHGHHGGG
think i'm gonna fall for an illu-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-sion

STUNNA GOD

Playing in heels, stanning for Britney, playing with my sister's barbies... the list kinda goes the fuck ON. 

Bentley. HARRIS!

Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
sssssssssssssss

i remember when my oldest brother burst through the nursery doors at church

"why are these lights off?!"
:guys:

we were playing hide and seek
:disgusted:

"well why are you both in the same hiding place?"
:unbothered:

"cause I just found him, we was about to turn the light back on"

:diddraispoot: