i totally don't believe they're actual real events that occurred
to me they're stories
but they're undeniably amazing and creative
parting a sea?
like who really sat down and thought of all this shit? :plzstop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzRrEgkfhG8
I'ma part your weave if you don't come back to the one true GOD!
Quote from: Spanish on November 17, 2021, 08:10:31 AM
I'ma part your weave if you don't come back to the one true GOD!
i never left 50 cent to begin with :trannyjblige:
There can be miraclesssss when youuuu believe
:freewilly:
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 09:27:29 AM
Quote from: Spanish on November 17, 2021, 08:10:31 AM
I'ma part your weave if you don't come back to the one true GOD!
i never left 50 cent to begin with :trannyjblige:
how stingy of you. You could've left that little bit of change
:udontlookok:
My favorite story in the Bible is the one where Mariah and Whitney recorded a song together. Two divas who decided to stop competing, ignore the crazy rumors from the press about fights..it was a miracle!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwngsVLVYAAfvCT.jpg)
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my favorite story is when 12 pieces of trade followed Jesus around through the "holy land"
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 09:43:02 AM
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my favorite story is when 12 pieces of trade followed Jesus around through the "holy land"
dskfjdskjf
r u saying jes' was a ho?
:damselindistress:
Jus bring the lions, tigers and bears all on the same boat
(https://ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2017/05/spongebob.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1)
Quote from: Cartierline on November 17, 2021, 09:43:45 AM
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 09:43:02 AM
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my favorite story is when 12 pieces of trade followed Jesus around through the "holy land"
dskfjdskjf
r u saying jes' was a ho?
:damselindistress:
i can't confirm that but goddess def was a tease
Jesus>>>>>
(https://seeinggodinart.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/wpid-dlc_jesus_homeboy_lastsupper_lachapellestudio0.jpg)
(https://www.guyhepner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jesus-is-my-Homeboy.jpg)
(https://artlogic-res.cloudinary.com/w_1000,h_600,c_limit,f_auto,fl_lossy/artlogicstorage/rv/images/view/50630c0f81d910764328802cbd9a81e3070fac5f.jpg)
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 09:45:15 AM
Quote from: Cartierline on November 17, 2021, 09:43:45 AM
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 09:43:02 AM
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my favorite story is when 12 pieces of trade followed Jesus around through the "holy land"
dskfjdskjf
r u saying jes' was a ho?
:damselindistress:
i can't confirm that but goddess def was a tease
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/466/060/74c.jpg)
Wow the UK actually got a breakdancing Jesus mural?
(https://www.bestofbristol.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jesus-canteen.jpg)
Hdndndnfnfnf :uhh:
The way these Christians paint him out to look like some white man from Ohio who hasn't cut his hair in 5 years is sickening
"Jesus" was technically middle eastern and would have looked the part if he actually existed
I love the stories where it says that all you faggots will burn in hell 🥰
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6DzZYpFCjA/
Quote from: 𝖘𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖉 on November 17, 2021, 11:10:23 AM
I love the stories where it says that all you faggots will burn in hell 🥰
no we skip over that one
And don't U ever bring it up again
Quote from: ישראל (Israel) on November 17, 2021, 11:21:45 AM
Quote from: 𝖘𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖉 on November 17, 2021, 11:10:23 AM
I love the stories where it says that all you faggots will burn in hell 🥰
no we skip over that one
And don't U ever bring it up again
Amen
(https://abload.de/img/ivm9ingryk0v.png)
Quote from: Freemala Harris on November 17, 2021, 11:18:55 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6DzZYpFCjA/
nfnfnfnfnnfngngmgmgvmgmgmmg :disgusted:
Quote from: Planet Choke on November 17, 2021, 09:44:44 AM
Jus bring the lions, tigers and bears all on the same boat
(https://ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2017/05/spongebob.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1)
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and don't forget about the talking snake
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And Mary being a 30 year old virgin 🙄
Great fairytales. Lovely fairytales.
Quote from: 𝖘𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖉 on November 17, 2021, 11:10:23 AM
I love the stories where it says that all you faggots will burn in hell 🥰
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sodom and gomorrah >>>>>>
the stories are legit iconic. :plzstop: not ur house goin up in flames cuz u logged into jack'd
(https://uploadir.com/u/ar3l6qrr)
Quote from: annie on November 17, 2021, 09:52:43 AM
Jesus>>>>>
(https://seeinggodinart.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/wpid-dlc_jesus_homeboy_lastsupper_lachapellestudio0.jpg)
(https://www.guyhepner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jesus-is-my-Homeboy.jpg)
(https://artlogic-res.cloudinary.com/w_1000,h_600,c_limit,f_auto,fl_lossy/artlogicstorage/rv/images/view/50630c0f81d910764328802cbd9a81e3070fac5f.jpg)
they shouldve asked me to do this shoot tbh