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Title: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: tigernathan on February 26, 2016, 04:27:37 AM


:plzstop: the disappointment
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Young on February 26, 2016, 04:33:20 AM
That's crazy
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: AIDS! on February 26, 2016, 04:35:59 AM
Bhhhh do you blame her?
She just KNEW she was giving a mamacita mess
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: death on February 26, 2016, 04:39:05 AM
jmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 04:43:43 AM
Quote from: Coco on February 26, 2016, 04:35:59 AM
Bhhhh do you blame her?
She just KNEW she was giving a mamacita mess
She probably is, though.

Spain/Portugal are both in Europe.

And the 13% "Native American" mess isn't referring to a tribe most likely, it's referring to the people who first inhabited South America (Mexico, etc); its not uncommon for people with Hispanic roots to score high in that category. North American tribes such as Cherokee, Choctaw, etc. have widely refused to give their samples to the DNA companies. But Jose and Maria in South America said "sure! :cheerup: no problemo :ohwow: "

He should have gone deeper into what European countries her mess comes from. I can almost guarantee you that the Iberian Peninsula would have popped up.

It's like saying someone is "African". OK. Now are they North African, West African, East??????? Of course we all know Africa has much higher diversity but you get what I mean.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: SouravMay on February 26, 2016, 04:45:22 AM
I have posted this video a dozen times over the last 6 years or so and none of you gurs would get it.

:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RekeRig on February 26, 2016, 04:46:00 AM
Yea it just shows how ignorant so many people in this country are (no matter the race)

European doesn't necessarily mean "white" :dead: or JUST that. She's was fucking devastated
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RekeRig on February 26, 2016, 04:46:27 AM
And George's jokes ain't make it no better djjdndnndndndnd he saw her disappointment and kept RUBBing it the fuck in

I'm shaking
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:46:27 AM
And George's jokes ain't make it no better djjdndnndndndnd he saw her disappointment and kept RUBBing it the fuck in

I'm shaking
omnibuv

Honestly I hardly take his results seriously. I feel he simply does mess for shits and giggles. Shock factor!

:plzstop: jose gor
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RekeRig on February 26, 2016, 04:53:22 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:46:27 AM
And George's jokes ain't make it no better djjdndnndndndnd he saw her disappointment and kept RUBBing it the fuck in

I'm shaking
omnibuv

Honestly I hardly take his results seriously. I feel he simply does mess for shits and giggles. Shock factor!

:plzstop: jose gor
hdncncnnccnccc
Cc
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Idk. It could've been real

She was like ... legit shaken up

:plzstop:

U just don't PLAY with stuff like that unless you give a "just kidding Lolz" mess at the end at least
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 04:58:12 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:53:22 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:46:27 AM
And George's jokes ain't make it no better djjdndnndndndnd he saw her disappointment and kept RUBBing it the fuck in

I'm shaking
omnibuv

Honestly I hardly take his results seriously. I feel he simply does mess for shits and giggles. Shock factor!

:plzstop: jose gor
hdncncnnccnccc
Cc
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Idk. It could've been real

She was like ... legit shaken up

:plzstop:

U just don't PLAY with stuff like that unless you give a "just kidding Lolz" mess at the end at least
Yeah. I'm sure a blue eye blond hair slavemaster popped up in her mind when he gave her the European results. :dead:
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 04:59:16 AM
Someone should definitely be nearby to give people of an explanation of the results once they're given. Now we have Adrienne walking around thinking she's white and Cherokee.... and Jessica convinced that she contributed to slavery :usureuok:
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: AIDS! on February 26, 2016, 04:59:40 AM
Bjjjjj she looks tramuatized
Probably thinks her great uncle is Hilter or something
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RekeRig on February 26, 2016, 05:05:30 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:58:12 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:53:22 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 04:46:27 AM
And George's jokes ain't make it no better djjdndnndndndnd he saw her disappointment and kept RUBBing it the fuck in

I'm shaking
omnibuv

Honestly I hardly take his results seriously. I feel he simply does mess for shits and giggles. Shock factor!

:plzstop: jose gor
hdncncnnccnccc
Cc
C

Idk. It could've been real

She was like ... legit shaken up

:plzstop:

U just don't PLAY with stuff like that unless you give a "just kidding Lolz" mess at the end at least
Yeah. I'm sure a blue eye blond hair slavemaster popped up in her mind when he gave her the European results. :dead:
:plzstop:

"But wait ...  that doesn't mean ..  Noooo"
Mdmdmsnddddds
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RekeRig on February 26, 2016, 05:06:22 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:59:16 AM
Someone should definitely be nearby to give people of an explanation of the results once they're given. Now we have Adrienne walking around thinking she's white and Cherokee.... and Jessica convinced that she contributed to slavery :usureuok:
!!!!!

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Even on the next episode of the real, Adrienne kept talking about how she's white and "mixed with everything" :dead: lord
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: BigDawg on February 26, 2016, 05:15:08 AM
That look she gave at 1:50 SLAYS ME shdhdhhdh
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: SouravMay on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: GLOCK on February 26, 2016, 08:18:22 AM
Yikes
He kept pouring salt on the wound
She was broken up about this mess
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 08:27:20 AM
Quote from: RIG on February 26, 2016, 05:06:22 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 04:59:16 AM
Someone should definitely be nearby to give people of an explanation of the results once they're given. Now we have Adrienne walking around thinking she's white and Cherokee.... and Jessica convinced that she contributed to slavery :usureuok:
!!!!!

n

Even on the next episode of the real, Adrienne kept talking about how she's white and "mixed with everything" :dead: lord
Latinos do have a little mix of everything though tbh
a bit of Africa, Europe, Americas....

but her thinking she's "white"  :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: SouravMay on February 26, 2016, 08:29:29 AM
Well she is "white". Spanish whites contributed to slavery as well sis.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw
There was also a pure white man on there
who was supposedly 37% "Native American"
that's pretty much equivalent to one parent, yet he knew nothing about this heritage  :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:

I think Jose does a lot of this mess for giggles. I would take these results with a grain of salt.

But then again I have learned than DNA tests in general are very fun and do give insight, but never should be taken as in-stone truth.

Traditional genealogy >>>>
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 08:29:29 AM
Well she is "white". Spanish whites contributed to slavery as well sis.
I put white into quotations for a reason, hun.
As in referencing the social construct here in the states. But thanks
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: RAY7 on February 26, 2016, 08:32:21 AM
Quote from: Herbie on February 26, 2016, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw
There was also a pure white man on there
who was supposedly 37% "Native American"
that's pretty much equivalent to one parent, yet he knew nothing about this heritage  :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:

I think Jose does a lot of this mess for giggles. I would take these results with a grain of salt.

But then again I have learned than DNA tests in general are very fun and do give insight, but never should be taken as in-stone truth.

Traditional genealogy >>>>
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Why do you keep calling him Jose? Ghghggggggg
you don't know George Lopez?
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: tigernathan on February 26, 2016, 09:04:26 PM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw

Yea, the company he used wasn't legit.

QuoteShe re-tested with a genetic company on a tv show. This testing company he used, is not legit.****Jessica's global admixture was 72.7% European, 22.5% East Asian/Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African, 0.3% Middle Eastern/North African, 0.1% South Asian, and 2.4%
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 10:10:06 PM
Quote from: gudit on February 26, 2016, 09:04:26 PM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw

Yea, the company he used wasn't legit.

QuoteShe re-tested with a genetic company on a tv show. This testing company he used, is not legit.****Jessica's global admixture was 72.7% European, 22.5% East Asian/Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African, 0.3% Middle Eastern/North African, 0.1% South Asian, and 2.4%
That sounds accurate.

Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: The Brandy Barbie on February 26, 2016, 10:18:00 PM
Quote from: Rajesha on February 26, 2016, 06:19:00 AM
his shit is fake as fuck though.

Kim Kardashian is mixed with only 50% Armenian, and the result gave her 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEd4181Mgtw


Lol Kourtney called it out like "Who's your mom?"
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 10:19:18 PM
i knew his tests were fake as shit. :dead:

he should know better though, especially as a minority. maybe he had no clue and its the producers fault.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Rxxf on February 26, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
Did somebody clap when it said she was zero % black?
:omgwatshappening:
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: tigernathan on February 26, 2016, 11:05:59 PM
Quote from: Rawlf on February 26, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
Did somebody clap when it said she was zero % black?
:omgwatshappening:

!! I caught that :plzstop: wtf
Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Herb. on February 26, 2016, 11:07:44 PM
Quote from: gudit on February 26, 2016, 11:05:59 PM
Quote from: Rawlf on February 26, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
Did somebody clap when it said she was zero % black?
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!! I caught that :plzstop: wtf
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Title: Re: Jessica Alba's DNA test reaction has me in tears
Post by: Rxxf on February 26, 2016, 11:13:54 PM
Quote from: gudit on February 26, 2016, 11:05:59 PM
Quote from: Rawlf on February 26, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
Did somebody clap when it said she was zero % black?
:omgwatshappening:

!! I caught that :plzstop: wtf

like wtf
i couldn't even get into jess's reaction after hearing that damn claps
:hmph: