http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/dirtiest-thing-youre-willing-bed-told-zodiac-sign/1814090/
:guys:
This is legit.
:ohwow:
QuoteCapricorn: Simulated sadism. Forget what you?ve heard: Capricorns are complete freaks in the bedroom. First of all, they need little to no foreplay, since they can go from zero to ?HOLY SHIT? in 10 seconds flat. But once they are there, both the men and the women have better than average stamina. Capricorns enjoy power, dominance and control. They will dole out punishment to their partner by using paddles, gags and anal sex, since the pain it inflicts on their partner turns them on as well as the power positioning it requires. Oh, and don?t think that?s a purely male Capricorn thing. Capricorn women will definitely peg a dude; you don?t gotta ask them twice ? or once, even. It?ll be their idea.
ACKKK-AAA!
QuoteTaurus: Shit play
I just fckn HOLLERED :kii:
His "shit play" right out of the gate is sending me.
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Is glock a Taurus
Quote from: Kaeli. on March 13, 2017, 03:05:04 PM
Is glock a Taurus
Why was i JUST about to ask :kii:
lil dyke :hmph:
QuoteTaurus: Shit play.
:ummwhat:
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 13, 2017, 03:04:53 PM
QuoteTaurus: Shit play
I just fckn HOLLERED :kii:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
QuoteCancer: Incestuous role-play. Cancers generally aren?t known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing. Dressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. They just won?t ever admit it, or ask for it outright.
:diddraispoot:
Que gorl
and Glock is a cap'
we ain't into that!
:holdupguys:
QuoteAries: Sadist games
These lies
no wonder Que never washes when im about to SMASH
This fucking expos?:
they?re focused on giving, and they expect to get everything they give in return. So if you?re not into oral, steer clear of Libra. It?s kind of their ?thing.?
:howfestive:
Is Mack a Taurus?
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 03:06:04 PM
QuoteCancer: Incestuous role-play. Cancers generally aren?t known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing. Dressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. They just won?t ever admit it, or ask for it outright.
:diddraispoot:
Not you into a diaper mess out.
ddddd
what is this mess?
QuoteGeminis are a sign of duality, and being an air sign, they?re very mental
Ppl hate Gem's :kii:
QuotePisces: Prostitution
:guys:
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 03:10:05 PM
QuoteGeminis are a sign of duality, and being an air sign, they?re very mental
Ppl hate Gem's :kii:
Yup
I'm not going to go in on Gem's anymore. Since the twins are going to be gem's. Praying for them already.
Donald trump is also a Gemini
QuoteBut beware: Their latent tendency for violence can turn very real. Once a Scorpio is tuned-up, what started as role-play can become a reality.
Are scorps rapists? :uhh:
QuotePisces are givers. They need to be needed, and in the bedroom they find it difficult to say no to whatever a lover suggests. In a way, all Pisces prostitute themselves in the bedroom, as their only goal is giving their partner what he/she wants, and by so doing, they get to indulge in their greatest fetish: being a martyr. They also get their partner to depend entirely on them to fulfill their sexual fantasies.
:cheerup:
Quote from: Sleighing Steady on March 13, 2017, 03:11:26 PM
I'm not going to go in on Gem's anymore.
I'll cover your slack
My last ex was a Virgo and what they wrote is true
Quote from: Saint on March 13, 2017, 03:13:56 PM
My last ex was a Virgo and what they wrote is true
!!!!
Very true!!
:dead:
Quote from: Freeruu on March 13, 2017, 03:06:19 PM
QuoteAries: Sadist games
These lies
Idk. This SCREAMS Ton' tbh. :dead:
Didn't wanna say anything but YEAH! lol
QuoteGemini:
Gadgets and gizmos a?plenty. Geminis are a sign of duality, and being an air sign, they?re very mental, which means that sexually they are both the do-er and the onlooker at the same time. They may not be the kinkiest of the signs, but Geminis enjoy incorporating toys and gadgets that allow them the freedom to both experience something while taking mental notes about the experience as it happens. Geminis are also known for being excellent at multitasking, so operating machinery while getting off presents a special challenge that prevents boredom.
Sounds about right.
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Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
KIP UR A FUCKING VIRGO
OMFFFFF
UGH.. sexy self
Oh fags
I don't find pleasure in others pain sexually unless it's someone who can't take dick. I like seeing the struggle of trying to take dick and stretched holes lolz
Other than that, I don't like like seeing others in pain unless I hate them.
I usually love virgos, just never got to mess with one.
I'm a Scorp
:enchantress:
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on March 13, 2017, 04:15:04 PM
Oh fags
I don't find pleasure in others pain sexually unless it's someone who can't take dick. I like seeing the struggle of trying to take dick and stretched holes lolz
Other than that, I don't like like seeing others in pain unless I hate them.
Im only a sadist when... :indiaarie:
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 03:06:04 PM
QuoteCancer: Incestuous role-play. Cancers generally aren?t known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing. Dressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. They just won?t ever admit it, or ask for it outright.
:diddraispoot:
Who made this dumb crap!!! :uhh:
Besides sex stuff has little to do with the sun sign and more to do with our Chiron sign, Pluto and Venus/mars aspects.
Quote from: witch on March 13, 2017, 04:21:18 PM
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 03:06:04 PM
QuoteCancer: Incestuous role-play. Cancers generally aren?t known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing. Dressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. They just won?t ever admit it, or ask for it outright.
:diddraispoot:
Who made this dumb crap!!! :uhh:
Besides sex stuff has little to do with the sun sign and more to do with our Chiron sign, Pluto and Venus/mars aspects.
Oh wait astrologically versed self
:ohwow:
Libra is so accurate it's scary
:plzstop:
Quote from: RIGS on March 13, 2017, 04:24:22 PM
Libra is so accurate it's scary
:plzstop:
Boy, c'mere
:welllol:
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 04:18:28 PM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on March 13, 2017, 04:15:04 PM
Oh fags
I don't find pleasure in others pain sexually unless it's someone who can't take dick. I like seeing the struggle of trying to take dick and stretched holes lolz
Other than that, I don't like like seeing others in pain unless I hate them.
Im only a sadist when...
:indiaarie:
!!!!!!!!!!
Tearsssssssssss
i like Libras :enchantress:
the first guy i fucked was one
and the first girl was a Capricorn :ohwow:
Capricorn men are demonic :ummwhat:
QuoteSagittarius: Excess partners. I mean, is there really such a thing as having excess partners, if the goal is to live life to the fullest? Most Sagittarius people have this problem. They have most of their fun in the preliminary rounds of sex. I?m not talking about foreplay; I?m talking about the CHASE. By the time a Sagittarius gets their partner into bed, they?ve already had most of their fun, which is why they love to introduce new partners into their sexual endeavors as much as possible.
:youready:
Quote from: witch on March 13, 2017, 04:55:19 PM
Capricorn men are demonic :ummwhat:
:jarvwhereru:
LOL! Real stop!
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I can see some truth in Pisces
But I ain't no damns prostitute.
:usuresis:
Hey babes, can I help you guys?
(http://i.imgur.com/8rNnD9H.gif)
Quote from: witch on March 13, 2017, 05:10:06 PM
LOL! Real stop!
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:ummwhat:
Quote from: GLIZZY on March 13, 2017, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
KIP UR A FUCKING VIRGO
OMFFFFF
Yessir!
Waiting for the shade lol :ack:
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 03:06:04 PM
QuoteCancer: Incestuous role-play. Cancers generally aren?t known for being the kinkiest of the zodiac signs (although every individuals zodiac chart is different, so there are exceptions to this rule), but when they are subject to sexual deviance, it can show up as a preference for incestuous role-playing. Dressing up your Cancer partner in a diaper and pretending to be his or her mommy or daddy will get them off. They just won?t ever admit it, or ask for it outright.
:diddraispoot:
Yea, this is wrong
:bvy:
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: GLIZZY on March 13, 2017, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
KIP UR A FUCKING VIRGO
OMFFFFF
Yessir!
Waiting for the shade lol :ack:
fffgghhhhhj
He stans bby
:stressed:
QuoteHowever, taken to the extreme, some Taurus people are willing to LITERALLY get down and dirty in the sack, incorporating coprophilia (attraction to filth/dung) and golden showers into their bedroom routine.
Not this Taurus.
Bihhh do I look like Robert Kelly?
:diddraispoot:
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: GLIZZY on March 13, 2017, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
KIP UR A FUCKING VIRGO
OMFFFFF
Yessir!
Waiting for the shade lol :ack:
:ummwhat:
i love virgos
am a cap..
ugh.. we would vibe owt...
im imagining sniffing ur entire body.. and getting a in person tour of them cakes..
ackkk---a!
(http://www.brandysource.net/Smileys/Bsource%20Smileys/stressed.gif)
Quote from: GLIZZY on March 13, 2017, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: GLIZZY on March 13, 2017, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: KippDaddy on March 13, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Virgo: Sexual punishment. Being the sign of the Virgin, Virgos are not as frigid sexually as their reputation says they are. That said, their kinks are thematically tied to their prudish reputation. For instance, if a Virgo feels they are enjoying sex ?too much,? they?ll incorporate punishment into the routine, or they might punish themselves by watching their partner get off with someone else. Virgos will also dedicate their attention to detail in life to their activities in the bedroom, studying what makes their partner happy and employing those techniques when they get the chance.
but the hell with the rest of that shit. you are not my parent u shall not do a bit of punishing over this way
KIP UR A FUCKING VIRGO
OMFFFFF
Yessir!
Waiting for the shade lol :ack:
:ummwhat:
i love virgos
am a cap..
ugh.. we would vibe owt...
im imagining sniffing ur entire body.. and getting a in person tour of them cakes..
ackkk---a!
(http://www.brandysource.net/Smileys/Bsource%20Smileys/stressed.gif)
:kii:
There it go lol
:diddraispoot:
fffff I really can't stand Glock.
I like to get disrespected. Like spit on and slapped.
That's about it. Don't agree with the Leo depiction.
Quote from: BrokenHeartsHeal on March 13, 2017, 07:39:11 PM
I like to get disrespected. Like spit on and slapped.
Are u white?
Hey I'm dating someone and he's opened me up to things I never knew I'd like.
And he's black... a thug mess too.
Wow, i love that
Black Love :ohwow:
ImTIRED
Quote from: BrokenHeartsHeal on March 13, 2017, 07:56:18 PM
Hey I'm dating someone and he's opened me up to things I never knew I'd like.
And he's black... a thug mess too.
:ohwow:
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Mary Jane on March 13, 2017, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: BrokenHeartsHeal on March 13, 2017, 07:39:11 PM
I like to get disrespected. Like spit on and slapped.
Are u white?
b
You think only white ppl are kinky this way?
its way more present amongst the whites.
but then agin these niggers are nasty so tuh
waiii' I'm a Sag and always wanted to indulge in a bit of threesome, orgy mess. :howfestive:
I rebuke this trash list :dead:
Quote from: BrokenHeartsHeal on March 13, 2017, 07:39:11 PM
I like to get disrespected. Like spit on and slapped.
That's about it. Don't agree with the Leo depiction.
WAIT KING
Quote from: Mary Jane on March 13, 2017, 11:08:24 PM
Quote from: Kurama on March 13, 2017, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: Mary Jane on March 13, 2017, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: BrokenHeartsHeal on March 13, 2017, 07:39:11 PM
I like to get disrespected. Like spit on and slapped.
Are u white?
b
You think only white ppl are kinky this way?
its way more present amongst the whites.
but then agin these niggers are nasty so tuh
but it's not lile I like getting pissed on, shitted on and fisted.
Black people are so vanilla with their sex, just wanna get in and beat it up, do a lil 101 sex...spice it up a little bit.
QuoteAquarians are inventors, forever curious. They are both engaged and detached in sexual matters, both directing what happens and watching, as if somehow outside of the experience. They?re like scientists in a lab. Most Aquarians will experiment with food, or temperature in foreplay, but taken to a larger extreme, some will try experimenting with electricity, shocking their partner or asking to be shocked in a kind of lab room torture session. They may also get off on journaling about their sexual experiments, taking notes like they?re curing cancer with orgasms.
I agree with some of it but :unsure:
Quote from: ORORO MUNROE-UDAKU on March 13, 2017, 11:18:28 PM
I rebuke this trash list :dead:
What's ur sign again bavi :ohwow:
Quote from: Kurama on March 14, 2017, 11:13:38 AM
Quote from: ORORO MUNROE-UDAKU on March 13, 2017, 11:18:28 PM
I rebuke this trash list :dead:
What's ur sign again bavi :ohwow:
cancers stand up
And I am not dealing with anybody who wears a damns pamper 😤
oh yah that was totally inaccurate cancer brethren
:wub:
QuoteTaurus: Shit play
Wtf :uhh:
This article definitely got it WRONG.
Quote from: Vonc2002 on March 13, 2017, 03:04:53 PM
QuoteTaurus: Shit play
I just fckn HOLLERED :kii:
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Yes Aries
I am not doing SCAT
da fuck