Yes I do it but it's better for me. Standing up and peeing just feels wrong a toilet is for sitting down and I don't like urinals. I always would leak after I peed standing up. Plus sitting down no mess except one time when I accidentally peed through the seat. It's just more convenient for me.
My mom's like "this is what being around all women and no men has done to you you take after us" like WTF.
The only time I pee sitting down is if I am in the process of taking a shit...other than that I dont voluntarily do it..
v
Nobody feels like standing up at 4am
Idc what anyone thinks
oh no
n
f
It's much easier to just whip out your dick and pee hun
Well sit down shit
who's gonna know
i sits down now
but
1 day! oh ONE DAY!!!
At home I sit, in public restrooms I stand
You do what feels comfortable for you
its not like guys never have to sit down to pee sometimes
Its just a gender norm to stand up most times
in other cultures tho of course it isnt seen as a bad thing to sit and some prefer it
so
do yew
but its not "wrong" to stand up just like its not "wrong" to sit
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on May 22, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
v
Nobody feels like standing up at 4am
Idc what anyone thinks
!! At home I always sit lol
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
Quote from: Vibe. on May 22, 2017, 01:17:14 PM
Yes I do it but it's better for me. Standing up and peeing just feels wrong a toilet is for sitting down and I don't like urinals. I always would leak after I peed standing up. Plus sitting down no mess except one time when I accidentally peed through the seat. It's just more convenient for me.
My mom's like "this is what being around all women and no men has done to you you take after us" like WTF.
nothing about this makes sense to me.
"I dont like urinals"
like what is there to like or dislike :uhh:
just fuckin pee and move on.
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
Your dick can touch the toilet water which is gross so we like to stand
How small are your toilets :uhh: :dead:
Wait where's that poo thread ton' made
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
:plzstop:
Quote from: Jayden on May 22, 2017, 04:55:52 PM
Wait where's that poo thread ton' made
NXNXNXNXNXN
Yeah we discussed how American tioilers are different
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
CcCCCVCCCXCCV v bvvv
A full 30-45 seconds is long time when you're sleepy :plzstop:
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on May 22, 2017, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
CcCCCVCCCXCCV v bvvv
A full 30-45 seconds is long time when you're sleepy :plzstop:
I'm crine
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
!!!!!!!
What kind of elderly mess!
:omgwatshappening:
At 4am your still stumbling and almost DEAD
I can't stand and pee in a straight line whilst snoring
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:20:16 PM
nnnnnbbb
It's just much more relaxing to sit
nsndmasadmm !!!
:ohwow:
Not you grown niggas dragging yawl ass in the bathroom to sit n take a piss.
Do u use toilet paper to wipe ur dick after?
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2d8ks43.gif)
Not ultra masc but def not sitting down to piss no matter the time or place.
:udontlookok:
Nnnnnnnn
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
Close this.
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:38:17 PM
n
Do u want a cookie or something
U asked a question i answered luv.
But if u giving em out ill take one.
:udontlookok:
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
U should see a doc luv.
:holdupguys:
Quote from: Jayden on May 22, 2017, 06:40:06 PM
Close this.
Nnnnnnnnnn
I see where this might be headed
Is Teairra Mari lightskinned?
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:38:17 PM
n
Do u want a cookie or something
SSJSJJDDJJDJDUDUUCCUCC
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
Do you have diabetes?
I don't think I've ever sat down and pissed.
Ya'll are edgy.
Quote from: Palladium on May 22, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
U should see a doc luv.
:holdupguys:
i did it was a lack of oxygen going to my brain while i sleep (chronic obstructive sleep apnea)
which is why i opted for the piss bottle
but now that that is treated i no longer have these issues (or need the bottle) but i remember how it was
Someone please close this.
Yeah a lot of obese people have sleep apnea
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:55:30 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 06:47:59 PM
I don't think I've ever sat down and pissed.
Ya'll are edgy.
whew just picturing that snake releasing into the toilet 🐍
I MEAN!
I do have to stand back a few feet. LMFAO!
I'm fckn stealing those oxtails
lew just pees in the bed or in a bottle tho
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:55:30 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 06:47:59 PM
I don't think I've ever sat down and pissed.
Ya'll are edgy.
whew just picturing that snake releasing into the toilet 🐍
I MEAN!
I do have to stand back a few feet. LMFAO!
kjjumujuujjujuuj
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 06:57:11 PM
lew just pees in the bed or in a bottle tho
uhh no i dont
Quote from: Nine on May 22, 2017, 06:56:33 PM
I'm fckn stealing those oxtails
lol i find it funny they were eatin them while i was sleep
sneaky bastards :uhh:
God
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Palladium on May 22, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
U should see a doc luv.
:holdupguys:
i did it was a lack of oxygen going to my brain while i sleep (chronic obstructive sleep apnea)
which is why i opted for the piss bottle
but now that that is treated i no longer have these issues (or need the bottle) but i remember how it was
I see.
Glad u got it taken care of.
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:57:25 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: DAMN. on May 22, 2017, 06:55:30 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 06:47:59 PM
I don't think I've ever sat down and pissed.
Ya'll are edgy.
whew just picturing that snake releasing into the toilet 🐍
I MEAN!
I do have to stand back a few feet. LMFAO!
r u the crocodile hunter
:kii:
i need to see this snake
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yaGzS6Zg9yDYs/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 07:13:00 PM
i need to see this snake
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yaGzS6Zg9yDYs/giphy.gif)
Boy, the way you move niggas in, you'd be handing me your entire check.
sitting down to pee is gay
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 07:15:02 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 07:13:00 PM
i need to see this snake
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yaGzS6Zg9yDYs/giphy.gif)
Boy, the way you move niggas in, you'd be handing me your entire check.
Whats your Acct and routing number? :stressed:
not 5 pages sssssss
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 07:31:15 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 22, 2017, 07:15:02 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 07:13:00 PM
i need to see this snake
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yaGzS6Zg9yDYs/giphy.gif)
Boy, the way you move niggas in, you'd be handing me your entire check.
Whats your Acct and routing number? :stressed:
PM
Quote from: ORORO MUNROE-UDAKU on May 22, 2017, 07:18:11 PM
sitting down to pee is gay
Well... that's what I always do cause I find it more hygenic. You do not mess up the ground, the toilet lid or your clothes in this position.
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Palladium on May 22, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
U should see a doc luv.
:holdupguys:
i did it was a lack of oxygen going to my brain while i sleep (chronic obstructive sleep apnea)
which is why i opted for the piss bottle
but now that that is treated i no longer have these issues (or need the bottle) but i remember how it was
ZXXXXXXXXXXCCCC
ffkkddd
Only time I sit down to pee is when I have to shit at the same time and can't hold it.
Quote from: Jayden on May 22, 2017, 06:40:06 PM
Close this.
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
g
Don't you pee in bottles anyway?
OK now close it.
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
I kinda agree but sometimes my pee be coming out for like 2 minutes. I think that's cause I be trying to hold it throughout the day though.
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 22, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
lmao sometimes id be to dizzy to stand
g
Don't you pee in bottles anyway?
When i had issues sleeping yes
But
Bottle
Singular hun
There were bottleS (plural) lined up in your bedroom. We aint forgot
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:06:41 AM
There were bottleS (plural) lined up in your bedroom. We aint forgot
No it wasnt :plzstop:
Just any ole bottle wont do
Had to be a good one with a wide opening
Kinda like a urinal but yeah never that
Please close this.
🔓🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🙏
Uni r u blk and biologically male
is ciara?ur transphobic commentary amuses me :-P
Y'all need to stop being lazy and stand up and piss
Uni's frozen All For You gif still makes me scream
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 23, 2017, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:06:41 AM
There were bottleS (plural) lined up in your bedroom. We aint forgot
No it wasnt :plzstop:
Just any ole bottle wont do
Had to be a good one with a wide opening
Kinda like a urinal but yeah never that
d
How can a water bottle ever be "kinda like a urinal"
I'm so disturbed
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/920e45bbd8f12d048d9f90172d051e89/tumblr_inline_n3q0m6ONdm1ruaz5c.gif)
Quote from: squid on May 23, 2017, 10:30:16 AM
Uni's frozen All For You gif still makes me scream
:kii:
Why am I just now noticing :dead:
Quote from: squid on May 23, 2017, 10:30:16 AM
Uni's frozen All For You gif still makes me scream
xxcxc its a still luv :wub:
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:02:56 AM
Quote from: L0NZ. on May 22, 2017, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 22, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
Not y'all being too tired to stand and piss zzzzxxxxzzzzzzzxccccc
h how long are they pissin for?
I kinda agree but sometimes my pee be coming out for like 2 minutes. I think that's cause I be trying to hold it throughout the day though.
That's terrible for your blad'
Dra' will be in diapers soon
Quote from: Fuck you. on May 23, 2017, 10:58:20 AM
Dra' will be in diapers soon
and sadly it wont be from holding his piss
And you will be in a coffin
:guys:
vbvnb :omgwatshappening:
I've never sat down just to pee. Seems unnecessary
:heythere:
Only time I sit if it's in the middle of the night and I have to piss. And that's cuz I don't wanna turn on the light
Even at night, I stand and shoot my shot with the lights off lol
so you just piss all over everything? that's hot
:ohwow:
Disgus'
Quote from: 'ck on May 23, 2017, 10:28:54 AM
Y'all need to stop being lazy and stand up and piss
funny enough none of the lazy piss girls are fat
:nogrammynoneck:
:omgwatshappening:
Quote from: DVDDY. on May 23, 2017, 11:21:31 AM
I've never sat down just to pee. Seems unnecessary
Quote from: Fuck you. on May 23, 2017, 11:29:01 AM
so you just piss all over everything? that's hot
:ohwow:
:omgwatshappening:
peeing standing up is trifling. FLAT THE FUCK OUT
The only time i piss is when im shitting already and have to do them both at the same time :ohwow:
Quote from: Fuck you. on May 23, 2017, 11:40:47 AM
peeing standing up is trifling. FLAT THE FUCK OUT
VBNVVBNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We got it bruv
I hate when my dick is hard and I gotta pee and shit at the same time.
:guys:
Going through this thread, sitting to pee must be a bottom thing
real is a bottom?
:guys:
Quote from: DVDDY. on May 23, 2017, 11:47:03 AM
Going through this thread, sitting to pee must be a bottom thing
Chill
:calmdownsis:
Quote from: 'ck on May 23, 2017, 11:40:48 AM
The only time i piss is when im shitting already and have to do them both at the same time :ohwow:
DddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDF
IDK why but this reminds me of that thread on Bodyduilding forum where this guy pissed and shitting in this girls tub on a date.
:dead:
Idk why either 😐
:plzstop:
IDK your last t cell hasn't exploded.
:udontlookok:
:ummwhat:
FAGGOT
drais is really trashy
wow
Who let the aids brigade in hea
The cancer is making him mean
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 12:03:46 PM
Who let the aids brigade in hea
AHsjdjdhdjdjdjcjxhhchcjcj j hcjxhdhdjcccc
C
Cc
C
Ccxxx
C
C
C
Quote from: Fuck you. on May 23, 2017, 12:03:57 PM
The cancer is making him mean
yeah T Cell cancer is a tough battle, i was told
Quote from: 'ck on May 23, 2017, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: squid on May 23, 2017, 10:30:16 AM
Uni's frozen All For You gif still makes me scream
:kii:
Why am I just now noticing :dead:
ddd
Fake trans bitch
Quote from: Fuck you. on May 23, 2017, 12:25:41 PM
Fake trans bitch
BXBXBXBXBXNXNNNXXNN
flat the Fck owt
Uni >
Can y'all not? :uhh:
praying for ur T-cells guys :justabit:
Not praying for you at all faggot
Quote from: Uni on May 23, 2017, 12:40:36 PM
praying for ur T-cells guys :justabit:
Too late for Brand tbh
Reported
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on May 23, 2017, 12:47:29 PM
Not praying for you at all faggot
no one would listen if you did dyin FAG
That's right faggot
I'm the soulless ghoul that haunts your dreams at night
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 23, 2017, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:06:41 AM
There were bottleS (plural) lined up in your bedroom. We aint forgot
No it wasnt :plzstop:
Just any ole bottle wont do
Had to be a good one with a wide opening
Kinda like a urinal but yeah never that
what the FUCK man
Quote from: DVDDY. on May 23, 2017, 11:27:59 AM
Even at night, I stand and shoot my shot with the lights off lol
!! :kii:
Quote from: DVDDY. on May 23, 2017, 11:27:59 AM
Even at night, I stand and shoot my shot with the lights off lol
zdzdzfdz
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
Quote from: 1RIG on May 23, 2017, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 23, 2017, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 10:06:41 AM
There were bottleS (plural) lined up in your bedroom. We aint forgot
No it wasnt :plzstop:
Just any ole bottle wont do
Had to be a good one with a wide opening
Kinda like a urinal but yeah never that
what the FUCK man
What kinda XXXL Hawaiian punch bottle
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
SEATS? lol imagine the floor, walls, etc :uhh:
zzzznznznoi
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
SEATS? lol imagine the floor, walls, etc :uhh:
zzzznznznoi
NNNnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
These port-a-potties have me screaming.
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
XCVVVVVVVVVVV
You guys are so manly and stuff
I'm so turned awns
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:16:54 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
SEATS? lol imagine the floor, walls, etc :uhh:
zzzznznznoi
NNNnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
These port-a-potties have me screaming.
azlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am playing hop scotch in a piss land mine
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:16:54 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
SEATS? lol imagine the floor, walls, etc :uhh:
zzzznznznoi
NNNnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
These port-a-potties have me screaming.
azlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am playing hop scotch in a piss land mine
:kii:
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:16:54 PM
Quote from: 'ology on May 23, 2017, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on May 23, 2017, 01:13:22 PM
Not pissing in the dark.
I know those toilet seats are a FOOL.
SEATS? lol imagine the floor, walls, etc :uhh:
zzzznznznoi
NNNnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
These port-a-potties have me screaming.
azlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am playing hop scotch in a piss land mine
is it Lews bedroom?
😂😂😂 fuck y'all
Quote from: Drais. on May 23, 2017, 12:03:46 PM
Who let the aids brigade in hea
vbbbvbbbbbbbbbbbbesbnox;u#
Quote from: Uni on May 23, 2017, 12:50:14 PM
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on May 23, 2017, 12:47:29 PM
Not praying for you at all faggot
no one would listen if you did dyin FAG
ffff
I know god sends his prayers to JUNK
I always pee sitting down at home or my private work bathroom. It's better for your prostate health as sitting down helps you empty your bladder more efficiently. I'm not sitting on any public washroom.
I always use the stalls because I just pull down my draws completely instead of pulling my meat out.
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
When I'm at home, I sit down and tuck my mess under the seat. Even cross my legs sometimes.
Gotta be a lady :heythere:
I'm back in here screaming
Quote from: Alaskan STAINED Armpits on May 23, 2017, 02:03:39 PM
I always pee sitting down at home or my private work bathroom. It's better for your prostate health as sitting down helps you empty your bladder more efficiently. I'm not sitting on any public washroom.
iono about that there has been plenty times i thought everything was out sitting down and i stand up and its round 2 and i just let gravity do its thing (standing up)
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on May 22, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
v
Nobody feels like standing up at 4am
Idc what anyone thinks
I was just gonna say, i definitely do it sumtimes if im going in the middle of the night.
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:10:37 AM
Quote from: Alaskan STAINED Armpits on May 23, 2017, 02:03:39 PM
I always pee sitting down at home or my private work bathroom. It's better for your prostate health as sitting down helps you empty your bladder more efficiently. I'm not sitting on any public washroom.
iono about that there has been plenty times i thought everything was out sitting down and i stand up and its round 2 and i just let gravity do its thing (standing up)
Maybe you have prostate issues. Or a UTI. Sounds weird.
Quote from: Alaskan STAINED Armpits on May 30, 2017, 06:00:39 AM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:10:37 AM
Quote from: Alaskan STAINED Armpits on May 23, 2017, 02:03:39 PM
I always pee sitting down at home or my private work bathroom. It's better for your prostate health as sitting down helps you empty your bladder more efficiently. I'm not sitting on any public washroom.
iono about that there has been plenty times i thought everything was out sitting down and i stand up and its round 2 and i just let gravity do its thing (standing up)
Maybe you have prostate issues. Or a UTI. Sounds weird.
lol at uti
I think it may just be bladder pressure related but i hope not prostate mess is brewin
Lol I'm crying still are y'all pissing for 5 mins?!
Isn't it uncomfortable to sit down and pee for guys tho? :dead: like y'all big as fuck as it is so how you squeezing your dick between your legs to pee? That's so sissy like! And doesn't your dick touch the toilet water?? I mean, unless your mess tiny but still! I would lowkey be disgusted if I found out my nigga was sitting down and peeing like a bitch! Might as well give his ass a tampon too!
Quote from: witch on May 30, 2017, 09:19:45 AM
Isn't it uncomfortable to sit down and pee for guys tho? :dead: like y'all big as fuck as it is so how you squeezing your dick between your legs to pee? That's so sissy like! And doesn't your dick touch the toilet water?? I mean, unless your mess tiny but still! I would lowkey be disgusted if I found out my nigga was sitting down and peeing like a bitch! Might as well give his ass a tampon too!
jjjjjjnn
Is ur man allowed to sit when he shits
Quote from: witch on May 30, 2017, 09:19:45 AM
Isn't it uncomfortable to sit down and pee for guys tho? :dead: like y'all big as fuck as it is so how you squeezing your dick between your legs to pee? That's so sissy like! And doesn't your dick touch the toilet water?? I mean, unless your mess tiny but still! I would lowkey be disgusted if I found out my nigga was sitting down and peeing like a bitch! Might as well give his ass a tampon too!
n
gorl
Gur
Ggggggggggggggggggggg
I mean when we open our legs are dicks naturally fall in between our thighs :dead:
I really think you guys have tiny ass toilets
Because there's no way a man could sit down and his dick would touch the water :dead:
Unless it's a damn potty
If he's above average it will hit the water, and even if he's not - the pee and water combo will bounce up to their balls and dick. Yuck 😷
OK I just googled the US does have higher toilet water levels then the Euro's
Because when I take a SHIT I don't even get splash back :ummwhat:
I almost flushed my mess down the toilet once
It just hangs so low :ohwow:
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkk
Quote from: ANIMMAI on May 30, 2017, 09:52:27 AM
I almost flushed my mess down the toilet once
It just hangs so low :ohwow:
King wait :ohwow:
Quote from: witch on May 30, 2017, 09:47:45 AM
If he's above average it will hit the water, and even if he's not - the pee and water combo will bounce up to their balls and dick. Yuck 😷
I sit towards the very front so my mess hangs over the seat.
Quote from: witch on May 30, 2017, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on May 30, 2017, 09:52:27 AM
I almost flushed my mess down the toilet once
It just hangs so low :ohwow:
King wait :ohwow:
bam!
(http://media.tumblr.com/7278973090f89d61f823f8c212b148c8/tumblr_inline_mtsz3bWqKa1qfnfiq.gif)
lmao!
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Quote from: 'ology on May 30, 2017, 10:06:16 AM
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Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on May 22, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
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Nobody feels like standing up at 4am
Idc what anyone thinks
OKAY! :raycharles2urmess:
im crying.
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
because...
throughout the day, my hands touch lots of things...
and I don't want to constantly wash my hands before i pee, i wash my hands enough as it is
as i explained before, I'm a bit of a germaphobe with slight OCD when it comes to washing my hands
and as I pee a lot because i drink so much water and it just runs right through me
I'm not gonna keep washing my hands just to pee, it's a lot
so I sit.
I don't know how to explain it or if you understand...
BUT!
if I'm in public, I will def stand
there's no way in hell I'd ever sit on a public toilet seat.
Quote from: ♊ on May 30, 2017, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
because...
throughout the day, my hands touch lots of things...
and I don't want to constantly wash my hands before i pee, i wash my hands enough as it is
as i explained before, I'm a bit of a germaphobe with slight OCD when it comes to washing my hands
and as I pee a lot because i drink so much water and it just runs right through me
I'm not gonna keep washing my hands just to pee, it's a lot
so I sit.
I don't know how to explain it or if you understand...
Honestly, dont waste ur time. This is the same person that said if u washed ur body in the morning, that u didn't need to wash ur hands after using the bathroom later in the day. Because ur genitals were cleaned that morning, ur hands arent dirty after touching them to use the bathroom :dead:
Those late nite early morning pees whew, piss be flying everywhere.
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Quote from: Vonc2002 on May 30, 2017, 02:55:01 PM
Quote from: ♊ on May 30, 2017, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
because...
throughout the day, my hands touch lots of things...
and I don't want to constantly wash my hands before i pee, i wash my hands enough as it is
as i explained before, I'm a bit of a germaphobe with slight OCD when it comes to washing my hands
and as I pee a lot because i drink so much water and it just runs right through me
I'm not gonna keep washing my hands just to pee, it's a lot
so I sit.
I don't know how to explain it or if you understand...
Honestly, dont waste ur time. This is the same person that said if u washed ur body in the morning, that u didn't need to wash ur hands after using the bathroom later in the day. Because ur genitals were cleaned that morning, ur hands arent dirty after touching them to use the bathroom :dead:
dddddd
oh no....that's no bueno
No one asked yew
but ne hoo
in new zealand they had sanitizer in the stalls
that was so cool
Quote from: 'ology on May 30, 2017, 10:06:16 AM
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I sit right the fuck down
Quote from: Vonc2002 on May 30, 2017, 02:55:01 PM
Quote from: ♊ on May 30, 2017, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
because...
throughout the day, my hands touch lots of things...
and I don't want to constantly wash my hands before i pee, i wash my hands enough as it is
as i explained before, I'm a bit of a germaphobe with slight OCD when it comes to washing my hands
and as I pee a lot because i drink so much water and it just runs right through me
I'm not gonna keep washing my hands just to pee, it's a lot
so I sit.
I don't know how to explain it or if you understand...
Honestly, dont waste ur time. This is the same person that said if u washed ur body in the morning, that u didn't need to wash ur hands after using the bathroom later in the day. Because ur genitals were cleaned that morning, ur hands arent dirty after touching them to use the bathroom :dead:
Wtf :uhh:
Quote from: Kurama on May 30, 2017, 02:55:55 PM
Those late nite early morning pees whew, piss be flying everywhere.
Yuck
After further review I think it's best that most of y'all sit down TBQFHRN
:damselindistress:
Quote from: Real on May 23, 2017, 11:25:16 AM
Only time I sit if it's in the middle of the night and I have to piss. And that's cuz I don't wanna turn on the light
Okay.
:whogonbook:
This feminine ass thread :dead:
Quote from: Pearls on May 30, 2017, 03:55:35 PM
This feminine ass thread :dead:
Pearls, u definitely SQUATTING to piss, plea
dddddd isn't rhinestones a girl?
Quote from: Jayden on May 30, 2017, 04:00:01 PM
dddddd isn't rhinestones a girl?
Nah, he just sounds like one
:guys:
Quote from: Pearls on May 30, 2017, 03:55:35 PM
This feminine ass thread :dead:
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fag not with ci dancing downe in your sig
:wheresmylawyer:
:dead:
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on May 30, 2017, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: Pearls on May 30, 2017, 03:55:35 PM
This feminine ass thread :dead:
c c c ncncbcncncnc
fag not with ci dancing downe in your sig
:wheresmylawyer:
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Delicate self
Quote from: 'ology on May 30, 2017, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Vonc2002 on May 30, 2017, 02:55:01 PM
Quote from: ♊ on May 30, 2017, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: TheNextLew on May 30, 2017, 05:12:36 AM
Quote from: ♊ on May 23, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
I like to sit.
besides, I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I don't wanna touch myself without washing my hands
and I'm not gonna wash my hands before I pee...that's too much
I already wash my hands enough as it is...
Now this i do not get :uhh:
if you showered and u clean why would touching yourself be bad
we wash our hands because of the germs urine and other stuff can get on our hands in the process
not just touching our bodies
because...
throughout the day, my hands touch lots of things...
and I don't want to constantly wash my hands before i pee, i wash my hands enough as it is
as i explained before, I'm a bit of a germaphobe with slight OCD when it comes to washing my hands
and as I pee a lot because i drink so much water and it just runs right through me
I'm not gonna keep washing my hands just to pee, it's a lot
so I sit.
I don't know how to explain it or if you understand...
Honestly, dont waste ur time. This is the same person that said if u washed ur body in the morning, that u didn't need to wash ur hands after using the bathroom later in the day. Because ur genitals were cleaned that morning, ur hands arent dirty after touching them to use the bathroom :dead:
Wtf :uhh:
ew :ummwhat:
I do love the sound of a man peeing, especially when it's really loud and takes a min
Makes me think they have a big dick
nmmmmmmmmmmmmmm