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Title: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 02:10:20 PM

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Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: BAPHOMET. on September 03, 2017, 02:11:50 PM

Gfcggffffffff why commit suicide?

Just move. I would've just burned the house down. Fuck and THAT.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: 🦚 on September 03, 2017, 02:11:55 PM

I would set that bitch on fire and then hose ha down with the foam extinguisher

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 02:13:20 PM

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on September 03, 2017, 02:11:50 PM
Gfcggffffffff why commit suicide?

Just move. I would've just burned the house down. Fuck and THAT.

the thought of the close encounter alone would have me drinking bleach
The mental anguish
:gorlonfire: :gorlonfire:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 02:16:05 PM

pussies

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: jtwoeleven on September 03, 2017, 02:16:42 PM

Oh HELL to the NOPE

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: XXX. on September 03, 2017, 02:17:48 PM

I can barely kill the ones that are an inch long.

I'd just have to move.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Freemala Harris on September 03, 2017, 02:19:20 PM

These demons

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:22:56 PM

They shouldnt be that scared because that's not some typical house spider, so im assuming it's a pet. I wouldve just killed it tho tbh.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Cartierline on September 03, 2017, 02:23:41 PM

Yeah tbh the spider could have my house and belongings because I would just move.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:24:15 PM

Quote from: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
pussies

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Nine on September 03, 2017, 02:25:00 PM

Fuck no

Delete this thread

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 02:35:18 PM

When the story broke about the Brazilian wandring spider being shipped in a crate of 'Nana's to a UK supermarket and one woman took a pack home and the spider fell OWT the bundle with some eggs into the carpet and under her fridge jsjjjsjsjsjs

God no.
These are the ones that CHASE you and can jump a few meters

I'm slipping into a coma.
:omf: :omf: :omf:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Freemala Harris on September 03, 2017, 02:37:04 PM

Quote from: Amir on September 03, 2017, 02:35:18 PM
When the story broke about the Brazilian wandring spider being shipped in a crate of 'Nana's to a UK supermarket and one woman took a pack home and the spider fell OWT the bundle with some eggs into the carpet and under her fridge jsjjjsjsjsjs

God no.
These are the ones that CHASE you and can jump a few meters

I'm slipping into a coma.
:omf: :omf: :omf:

:loose2when: :mmyulost:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Jon on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM

I would just spray it with something first

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: 🦚 on September 03, 2017, 02:43:32 PM

Quote from: Jonovan on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
I would just spray it with something first

That's just going to cause it to jump down on you. Lol

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:45:51 PM

Quote from: Sl? on September 03, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Jonovan on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
I would just spray it with something first

That's just going to cause it to jump down on you. Lol

I think it'll just fall cause its disoriented. Id have the spray in one hand and a skillet in the other. Id GLEEFULLY smash tf outta this thing tbh

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 02:47:20 PM

Not a fucking skillet
I remember trying to kill one when I wasn't younger and my older brother told me before you squish one they scream and let other spiders know to come and get you
:plzstop:
I didn't sleep for days

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Kaeli. on September 03, 2017, 03:00:04 PM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:24:15 PM
Quote from: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
pussies

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Kaeli. on September 03, 2017, 03:00:32 PM

Quote from: Amir on September 03, 2017, 02:47:20 PM
Not a fucking skillet
I remember trying to kill one when I wasn't younger and my older brother told me before you squish one they scream and let other spiders know to come and get you
:plzstop:
I didn't sleep for days

nnnnnnnnnnnnnjkln klm

he is evil

Gotta remember to tell my nephew this :ohwow:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:03:10 PM

That's just what brothers do. My sister has/had a debilitating ass fear of snakes and I bought a rubber one just to throw it on her whenever she got on my nerves *shrug*

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 03:04:29 PM

Quote from: Jonovan on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
I would just spray it with something first

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 03:06:18 PM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:03:10 PM
That's just what brothers do. My sister has/had a debilitating ass fear of snakes and I bought a rubber one just to throw it on her whenever she got on my nerves *shrug*

I am liking you in this thread

KING self :ohwow:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Kaeli. on September 03, 2017, 03:08:55 PM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:03:10 PM
That's just what brothers do. My sister has/had a debilitating ass fear of snakes and I bought a rubber one just to throw it on her whenever she got on my nerves *shrug*

wow yea i'd have to fckn kill you

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Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Kaeli. on September 03, 2017, 03:09:55 PM

But honestly i've done some pretty fucked up stuff to my brothers too so i guess it's just a sibling thing

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:11:26 PM

I got so much JOY outta watching her seiz' out when i threw that thing on her. I kinda stood over her like
(http://i56.tinypic.com/nfmyax.jpg)

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: 🦚 on September 03, 2017, 03:12:34 PM

Just put on some garden gloves and toss ha out the window. :raycharles2urmess:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 03:34:45 PM

Vonc ain't shit
I'd kill you and claim temporary insanity

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM

I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Sinpool on September 03, 2017, 04:01:19 PM

kjndkjnfkjffff

Oh fUCK no

Id die and I cant kill big bugs.
Hearing the CRUNCH when you kill them sends shivers down my spine.
I have to use a broom to sweep them out the fucking door.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 04:02:33 PM

Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM
I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take

i just googled and Lord I'm ready

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Young on September 03, 2017, 04:09:58 PM

Quote from: Amir on September 03, 2017, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM
I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take
i just googled and Lord I'm ready

Sbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb

They are demonic

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: GRAND on September 03, 2017, 04:13:58 PM

Differs are DEMONIC

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: GRAND on September 03, 2017, 04:15:50 PM

Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 04:09:58 PM
Quote from: Amir on September 03, 2017, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM
I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take
i just googled and Lord I'm ready

Sbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb

They are demonic

:gorlonfire:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 04:17:13 PM

Quote from: Drew Berrymore on September 03, 2017, 04:01:19 PM
kjndkjnfkjffff

Oh fUCK no

Id die and I cant kill big bugs.
Hearing the CRUNCH when you kill them sends shivers down my spine.
I have to use a broom to sweep them out the fucking door.

that's the best part, that crunch :oof:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Sinpool on September 03, 2017, 04:18:40 PM

r u a psychopath

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Kaeli. on September 03, 2017, 04:19:14 PM

Quote from: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Drew Berrymore on September 03, 2017, 04:01:19 PM
kjndkjnfkjffff

Oh fUCK no

Id die and I cant kill big bugs.
Hearing the CRUNCH when you kill them sends shivers down my spine.
I have to use a broom to sweep them out the fucking door.
that's the best part, that crunch :oof:

!!!!

so satisfying lolz

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 04:21:04 PM

Quote from: Drew Berrymore on September 03, 2017, 04:18:40 PM
r u a psychopath

:welllol:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 04:26:00 PM

Quote from: MelMel on September 03, 2017, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Drew Berrymore on September 03, 2017, 04:01:19 PM
kjndkjnfkjffff

Oh fUCK no

Id die and I cant kill big bugs.
Hearing the CRUNCH when you kill them sends shivers down my spine.
I have to use a broom to sweep them out the fucking door.
that's the best part, that crunch

I lowkey feel the same way. SMASH IT!

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: FlowerBomb on September 03, 2017, 04:29:30 PM

Busbusbisbisibbusbisbisbsvbusubsbu
This violence :dead: :uhh:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: b7 on September 04, 2017, 12:48:53 AM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:45:51 PM
Quote from: Sl? on September 03, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Jonovan on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
I would just spray it with something first

That's just going to cause it to jump down on you. Lol
I think it'll just fall cause its disoriented. Id have the spray in one hand and a skillet in the other. Id GLEEFULLY smash tf outta this thing tbh

!!!!!

As his lil babies WATCHED in agony Tbh. Fucking learn from this before u become prancing around in my house
:blessed:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: b7 on September 04, 2017, 12:50:38 AM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:11:26 PM
I got so much JOY outta watching her seiz' out when i threw that thing on her. I kinda stood over her like
(http://i56.tinypic.com/nfmyax.jpg)

:kii: :kii: :kii:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: b7 on September 04, 2017, 12:50:57 AM

Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM
I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take

cncnncncncnc wait what're those?

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: BAPHOMET. on September 04, 2017, 12:59:15 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

vid to gif

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Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Vonc2002 on September 04, 2017, 01:04:04 AM

oh so it was just a random spider. yea, definitely wouldve just killed it

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: penny. on September 04, 2017, 01:04:54 AM

Quote from: Amir on September 03, 2017, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: Young on September 03, 2017, 03:54:49 PM
I have to leave Hawaii because I've encountered too many Cane Spiders

My soul can't take
i just googled and Lord I'm ready

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nBak4SoLXEI/0.jpg)

:everythingok: :everythingok: :everythingok: :everythingok: :everythingok:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: penny. on September 04, 2017, 01:07:17 AM

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on September 04, 2017, 12:59:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

vid to gif

(http://i56.tinypic.com/x4j9yv.gif)

Dadday, cayful!
:latisha:

*spider jumps*
Ahhhhh!
:loose2when:

:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: GRAND on September 04, 2017, 05:27:20 AM

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on September 04, 2017, 12:59:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

vid to gif

(http://i56.tinypic.com/x4j9yv.gif)

the way my SOUL was just sucked out

OMG

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: GLOCK on September 04, 2017, 06:28:02 AM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 02:45:51 PM
Quote from: Sl? on September 03, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Jonovan on September 03, 2017, 02:41:42 PM
I would just spray it with something first

That's just going to cause it to jump down on you. Lol
I think it'll just fall cause its disoriented. Id have the spray in one hand and a skillet in the other. Id GLEEFULLY smash tf outta this thing tbh

ddddddddddddddd

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: GLOCK on September 04, 2017, 06:28:53 AM

Quote from: Vonc2002 on September 03, 2017, 03:11:26 PM
I got so much JOY outta watching her seiz' out when i threw that thing on her. I kinda stood over her like
(http://i56.tinypic.com/nfmyax.jpg)

not seiz owt

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: LOONA. on September 04, 2017, 01:06:45 PM

Yh just burn the whole house down

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: fedswatchin on September 04, 2017, 01:11:22 PM

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on September 04, 2017, 12:59:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

vid to gif

(http://i56.tinypic.com/x4j9yv.gif)

nnnnnn

Who said it was probably a pet

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Eternal Bell on September 04, 2017, 01:14:45 PM

tghjfvn

its weird but spiders dnt bother me nearly as much as roaches do

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: penny. on September 04, 2017, 01:16:36 PM

Quote from: Trinker Brell Lee Kim Long Crab Ragoon 他妈的你 on September 04, 2017, 01:14:45 PM
tghjfvn

its weird but spiders dnt bother me

Probably because you've lived with them all of your life.

Title: Re: I would have to commit suicide.
Post by: Eternal Bell on September 04, 2017, 01:19:44 PM

h

i did have two pet spiders wen i was 8 :supluv:

Brandy Source

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