:jarvwhereru:
Of course
Naw cause I don't want them doing a background check and clocking me.
Now what do you do when they ask you to prove you skills?
:sobusyjetsetter:
.
of course
Y?all ask some silly shit
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
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Idk what I did to this Zankou boy...
njdnjdssafd
In an interview I've embellished a bit
:justabit:
Never on my resume though
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 11:29:12 AM
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
ssssssssss
that's a bit extreme
:omgwatshappening:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 11:29:12 AM
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
snjsfjsfnjnjsjnnjfsnjnjds
Wait what happens when you encounter one of those languages?
:guys:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 11:29:12 AM
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
nnnnnn
Now what if you actually have to speak one of those languages?
All the time. But there is always a quantum of validity behind it, I just amplify the mess a bit.
:blessed:
ssssssssssssssssssssssss
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
!!!!!! safmsmmsfsf
I fake laugh downe.
woo! haha! guys stop! :plzstop:
Gotta be extra friendly
No but I have sucked a dick or two to get ahead at my job
I just got a response for this internal position I applied for within my company and they want me to do this assignment. Thing is I embellished my financial analytical skill a bit and idk what the fuck to do
:stressed:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 11:29:12 AM
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
I'm crying
Of course
But only on things I know they won't research
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
sddddddd !!!!
Quote from: Cartier on March 06, 2018, 11:44:32 AM
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
sddddddd !!!!
jsnsjsjsjsjshsshshshshsh
I LOVE interviews
hfjjd
How do y'all get away with this mess?
Yummy is fckin lying
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:32:09 AM
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 11:29:12 AM
Yeah
My current job thinks I speak three different languages
:blessed:
snjsfjsfnjnjsjnnjfsnjnjds
Wait what happens when you encounter one of those languages?
:guys:
I don't know
That hasn't happened yet :hmph:
Group interviews are the pits
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:31:03 AM
njdnjdssafd
In an interview I've embellished a bit
:justabit:
Never on my resume though
!!!
I used to be to honest, after three interviews I just tell them what they want to hear hahha
Quote from: Black Jaguar. on March 06, 2018, 12:12:14 PM
I help the elderly at the weekend...
:letsmessfag:
I love jogging :letsmessfag:
I'm too scared to do something like that.
Not you getting all comfy and situated into the job and a few months down the line someone being like "Hey....can you come with me for a minute? :damselindistress: To HR :tellmemoreireallycare: "
I Definitely lied about my GPA as well. Gave it just a lil boost
Quote from: hai class. on March 06, 2018, 12:22:00 PM
I'm too scared to do something like that.
Not you getting all comfy and situated into the job and a few months down the line someone being like "Hey....can you come with me for a minute? :damselindistress: To HR :tellmemoreireallycare: "
:plzstop:
I honestly don?t know what to even do about this assignment. I was thinking about paying someone to get it done...
:stressed:
But ultimately I think that if someone's really slaying the scene in their position, it means they're an asset and I doubt an employer would go out of their way to get rid of them.
But God help you if you fuck up. If they're looking for a good reason to slice and dice that would definitely be a go-to.
Quote from: HUGO on March 06, 2018, 12:23:59 PM
I honestly don?t know what to even do about this assignment. I was thinking about paying someone to get it done...
:stressed:
I was just about to say that.
What if they assign you something you're unable to do?
Hun you better get those coins up and hire someone to A) do it and B) teach you how to do it for the future.
Quote from: Andrais. on March 06, 2018, 11:59:59 AM
hfjjd
How do y'all get away with this mess?
I mean
U girls believe I'm a young black male living in Florida
LMAO
the only lie is you being young, beloved
Quote from: Black Jaguar. on March 06, 2018, 12:13:40 PM
Quote from: Andrais. on March 06, 2018, 12:10:52 PM
Group interviews are the pits
!!!!!!
Before I got the job at RCA, I had to do this focus group interview mess and all those LOUD bitches were talking over each other. I only made one point.
Non of them got the job.
:tistheseas:
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Thanks for the funny story, LA Reid
Nope.
dddd
Everybody does to some extent.
Never lied but I did give up my boochie to get a job before :justabit:
Alright, time to close this
SDDDDDDDDDD
Let bvy bro tell his story. :tellmemoreireallycare:
I'm listening bew
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Char's gf looks like omi hun
tyra died yesterday
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
I just recently applied to be an RA & made it seem like I was some Goddess of Sunlight
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
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:dead:
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
boy
That happened when I was 21 btw, which isn't as bad as some of you fags losing your virginity at the age of 12 :kii:
I don't think any of us have ever got fucked for a position at Wendy's either
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 01:16:12 PM
I don't think any of us have ever got fucked for a position at Wendy's either
Dhdfhrhrh reminds me of that chick Twitter was clowning for fckin for less than minimum wage at Wendy's or some place like that :kii: :kii:
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
kii
whole team LIT. errthang we do is SPICY
im here for it :woohoo:
Quote from: ANIMMAI on March 06, 2018, 01:16:12 PM
I don't think any of us have ever got fucked for a position at Wendy's either
jjjjj
You basically prostituted yourself for a job.
But congrats, I guess.
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
g
The jokes on you
The fact that you weren't qualified enough and resorted to being some cracker's cumbucket for a night to land a job is honestly sad.
This jezebel.
:usureuok:
Quote from: Vibrant on March 06, 2018, 01:24:49 PM
You basically prostituted yourself for a job.
But congrats, I guess.
Hun, getting paid nearly $25 per hour while only in your third year of university is nothing to kii at.
I was fortunate enough to not have any debt after I graduated.
Quote from: Vibrant on March 06, 2018, 01:24:49 PM
You basically prostituted yourself for a job.
But congrats, I guess.
Some shit you just keep to yourself
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
And if I'm selling pussy it's gonna be for a salary mess, not hourly.
spicy.
these colourful lies.
I thought zabi said he was straight
The way Jayd? won?t take his heel off ?bi?s neck
:plzstop:
Quote from: HUGO on March 06, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
The way Jayd? won?t take his heel off ?bi?s neck
:plzstop:
:blessed:
You guys, I was lying :udontlookok:
I'm still a virgin :guys:
And straight :woohoo:
u so silly kang lol :woohoo:
Quote from: Andrais. on March 06, 2018, 01:36:16 PM
And if I'm selling pussy it's gonna be for a salary mess, not hourly.
!!!! Please aim better people, it's out their.
Who hasnt?
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
wow how'd you find out the white guy was upset if he never got hired
You were there during the phone call? :omgwatshappening:
Quote from: LORD GRAND SUPREME PRIME CELESTIAL MARSHALL on March 06, 2018, 03:05:35 PM
Quote from: Zabi. on March 06, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Some white fag had greater qualifications than me and only one person was getting the job.
He was looking me up and down during the interview so I thought he was trying to mess a bit.
I got his and the other managers cards with their phone numbers.
I called him a couple hours later and we fucked the next night.
I ended up with the job. :cheerup:
The white fag was FUMING lmao :woohoo:
wow how'd you find out the white guy was upset if he never got hired
You were there during the phone call? :omgwatshappening:
We had two classes together that semester
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
'bi >>>
nnnnn
:usuresis:
I thought everyone did this
Quote from: Paradiso. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
fmc c
V
V
V
V
V
V
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
!!!!!! safmsmmsfsf
I fake laugh downe.
woo! haha! guys stop!
:plzstop:
Gotta be extra friendly
ndndnfmfmcm
C
C
C
Were u flirting
:diddraispoot:
jnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I think everyone makes an effort to put their "best self" forward during an interview.
I'd definitely agree to that. But I'd be too scared to flat out lie on a resume or questionnaire , etc.
Quote from: Andrais. on March 06, 2018, 01:36:16 PM
And if I'm selling pussy it's gonna be for a salary mess, not hourly.
crying
Quote from: 1RIG on March 06, 2018, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
!!!!!! safmsmmsfsf
I fake laugh downe.
woo! haha! guys stop!
:plzstop:
Gotta be extra friendly
ndndnfmfmcm
C
C
C
Were u flirting
:diddraispoot:
dfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I'm kinda warm and friendly naturally. And usually courteous and thoughtful enough to laugh at everyone's unfunny jokes.
If anything I have to make an effort to tone down the friendliness just a bit. They're just as lucky to be sitting in front of me as I am to be in front of them. :receipts: Let's talk business. I got other companies waiting.
Quote from: hai class. on March 06, 2018, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: 1RIG on March 06, 2018, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
!!!!!! safmsmmsfsf
I fake laugh downe.
woo! haha! guys stop!
:plzstop:
Gotta be extra friendly
ndndnfmfmcm
C
C
C
Were u flirting
:diddraispoot:
dfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I'm kinda warm and friendly naturally. And usually courteous and thoughtful enough to laugh at everyone's unfunny jokes.
If anything I have to make an effort to tone down the friendliness just a bit. They're just as lucky to be sitting in front of me as I am to be in front of them. :receipts: Let's talk business. I got other companies waiting.
see thats the kind of confidence you need to have. I?ve had lesser jobs even try and make me feel as if they were saving my life or some mess if they chose to hire me
n
I had to set that straight real quick, in my own way. This is beneficial for us both, but more for you lmao! don?t get it twisted
I fucking hate job interviews. I'm so nervous for the REAL ones :stressed:
Quote from: Andrais. on March 06, 2018, 12:10:52 PM
Group interviews are the pits
!!!!!!!
I usually just leave if they surprise me with that mess.
Quote from: 1RIG on March 06, 2018, 04:05:43 PM
Quote from: hai class. on March 06, 2018, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: 1RIG on March 06, 2018, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Nine on March 06, 2018, 11:36:20 AM
Quote from: Navy&Cream. on March 06, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Putting on and being fake during the interview >
:tistheseas:
!!!!!! safmsmmsfsf
I fake laugh downe.
woo! haha! guys stop!
:plzstop:
Gotta be extra friendly
ndndnfmfmcm
C
C
C
Were u flirting
:diddraispoot:
dfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I'm kinda warm and friendly naturally. And usually courteous and thoughtful enough to laugh at everyone's unfunny jokes.
If anything I have to make an effort to tone down the friendliness just a bit. They're just as lucky to be sitting in front of me as I am to be in front of them. :receipts: Let's talk business. I got other companies waiting.
see thats the kind of confidence you need to have. I?ve had lesser jobs even try and make me feel as if they were saving my life or some mess if they chose to hire me
n
I had to set that straight real quick, in my own way. This is beneficial for us both, but more for you lmao! don?t get it twisted
!!!
I've only started lying on resumes recently, but ugh, I can't lie. I hate lying, being lied to and being fake. I'm not good at it and think it's exhausting.
I hate it tho. Have to turn my ratchet off and sound like a professional lol
And i have to be all friendly In these interviews when I?m aloof af when i first meet people lol
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