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Sure, Beyonc??s conquering of Coachella?s stage is still fresh in our memories, and the next edition of the festival is more than two seasons away, but the Internet is already buzzing with rumors of who may headline the Southern California music festival/annual conference of Instagram influencers. The latest word, according to ?sources? who spoke to HITS Daily Double: Promoters are in talks with Childish Gambino, Justin Timberlake, and Kanye West to headline the three nights of the fest next year.
Now, putting aside the most pressing issue (that is seems stupid, if not irresponsible, to book West for anything at the moment, let alone months in advance), the rumors would mean that for the 16th time in the festival?s 19 occurrences, the headliners would all be men. That seems like a tone-deaf slap in the face, not only after the sociopolitical events of this year, but also due to the fact that Beyonc? single-handedly injected a fresh batch of badly needed relevance into the festival last year.
So what gives? There are plenty of female (or female-lead) headline possibilities to chose from, both from the pop charts (Nicki Minaj, Janet Jackson, a Gwen Stefani?led No Doubt reunion, to name a few) and from Coachella?s original speciality, indie rock (St. Vincent, Bj?rk, Yeah Yeah Yeahs). Still, it?s pretty obvious, at least to us, who would be the ideal platonic headliner at this point in Coachella?s history: Ms. Robyn Rihanna Fenty. Let us count the reasons.
1. She?s Pretty Much There Every Year Anyway
Rihanna has been a regular audience member at Coachella for the better part of the past decade, and she?s even hosted her own parties in conjunction with the fest.
2. Even in the Audience, She Still Makes Headlines
Whether it?s rolling a joint on her bodyguard?s bald head, wearing a head-to-toe crystal mesh bodysuit from Gucci, or just getting her life while watching Bey, she somehow manages to make more headlines than the artists who actually perform.
3. She?ll Probably Have New Music out Soon
After releasing new albums on an almost annual basis, Rihanna has taken some time off from the studio in recent years. It?s been two years since Anti, which, in the grand scheme of things, isn?t that long, but fans are gasping for more. There are numerous reports she?s been working on a new album (either reggae or dance music influence, depending on which rumors you?ve heard), and she?s taken to alerting her followers that new music is coming soon. In any event, there?s a good chance she?ll have something to promote by next April.
4. She?s Got Plenty of Previous Festival Experience
It wouldn?t be anything new for her. She?s played Made in America, Radio One?s Hackney Weekend, Rock in Rio, Global Citizen, V Festival, and more. She?s got the experience. Heck, her brief cameo performance during Calvin Harris?s set at Coachella?s 2012 edition was more memorable than most of the actual performances that year, anyway.
5. Honestly, She?d Be Better Than the Rumored Other Choices
Gambino is a solid and relevant choice, sure, but Timberlake?s last album flopped, and Kanye is, well, doing what it is Kanye is prone to do. The only reason we can imagine Rihanna not headlining Coachella is simply if she doesn?t want to.
Yes.
It certainly would be better than this years fuckin lineup
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All you really need to do is get high, turn on one of her songs, and that would be the equivalent of a rih performance
What's the point
Does Rihanna even wanna do anything musically related anymore
Sick of her fat self
Agreed, her music is perfect for that type of crowd, not sure she'd wanna follow up to Beychella though.
Plea
She'll do it at some point
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It's too late at this point in her career. She hates 80% of her catalogue and tbh Rih is boring af on stage.
Quote from: Cartier on October 09, 2018, 02:22:40 PM
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It's too late at this point in her career. She hates 80% of her catalogue and tbh Rih is boring af on stage.
Quote from: LOONA. on October 09, 2018, 02:23:00 PM
Quote from: Cartier on October 09, 2018, 02:22:40 PM
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It's too late at this point in her career. She hates 80% of her catalogue and tbh Rih is boring af on stage.
and as 100& accurate as that statement is. Rihanna is 1000% more interesting than these other hoes on stage (minus Bey).
the new girls SUCK
Quote from: Baph Mensa. on October 09, 2018, 02:36:46 PM
and as 100& accurate as that statement is. Rihanna is 1000% more interesting than these other hoes on stage (minus Bey).
the new girls SUCK
This is also true