https://www.instagram.com/p/B0aqyvGnfgr/?igshid=jd9t4a6729f1
The Uber driver was so great :wub:
You got the shit done! Just don't get the seat messy!
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Aww he handled that so well.
Thats amazing. That was quick as hell too.
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on July 27, 2019, 08:59:57 AM
Aww he handled that so well.
!!!!
Cuz I would've fucking PANICKED
:plzstop:
but why the dad so nonchalant and slow
Quote from: Hugo on July 27, 2019, 09:32:03 AM
but why the dad so nonchalant and slow
This isn't uncommon behavior for men during childbirth. They usually always freak out and lose logic lol.
ssssssssssssss
were they headed to the mall?
the way she put her purse back on her shoulder and ready for the rest of her day :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on July 27, 2019, 09:35:53 AM
ssssssssssssss
were they headed to the mall?
the way she put her purse back on her shoulder and ready for the rest of her day :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
kdjdjjdjdjjdjfjfjf
Kwee said this baby won't fuck up my day!
dsiufhfsjyukfhjfhybsjymhbsjfbfmjhfs
when she started to scream like a fucking Pikachu i lost it
Hook me up with a little sumn extra for the car!
im stanning for king
he did that
Baph really is a great person outside of all the MESS
WOMEN are fucking incredible.
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on July 27, 2019, 09:35:53 AM
ssssssssssssss
were they headed to the mall?
the way she put her purse back on her shoulder and ready for the rest of her day :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
:plzstop: :plzstop:
You know how much money she just saved? First they send you a bill for labor and delivery, then they send you a bill for the epidural, then they send you a bill for room and board. :plzstop: God said fuck all that
Quote from: Rxxf on July 27, 2019, 10:47:00 AM
WOMEN are fucking incredible.
!!!
I would've been shook
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:12:36 PM
I can only imagine the smell, though.
uudduduudduududud
Childbirth does not have an odor unless the mother is dirty hun.
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:08:58 PM
He's hot :ohwow:
And that is amazing. You always think of child birth as some long drawn out process but she literally just pushed that thang right on out.
The video could have been edited a bit though.
Almost certain they're in the Bronx and were stuck in a shit ton of traffic otw to the hospital. She didn't just sneeze and say, "oh shit, the baby's coming!"
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:15:52 PM
Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.
And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.
She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
You won't have to worry.
Quote from: Marilyn on July 27, 2019, 03:02:10 PM
You know how much money she just saved? First they send you a bill for labor and delivery, then they send you a bill for the epidural, then they send you a bill for room and board. :plzstop: God said fuck all that
i almost forgot you were a woman
Have you had your first yet?
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:18:16 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:17:36 PM
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:15:52 PM
Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.
And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.
She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.
How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?
I got into the Uber right after they got dropped off.
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:18:16 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:17:36 PM
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:15:52 PM
Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.
And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.
She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.
How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?
:dead:
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:18:16 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:17:36 PM
Quote from: Grown Man on July 27, 2019, 03:15:52 PM
Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.
And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.
She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.
How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?
I got into the Uber right after they got dropped off.
ssssssssss
I heard the umbilical cord is full of nutrients. So at least you had snacks available
That wasn't a Slim Jim?
:omgwatshappening:
ssss
And That has to be her on again off again boyfriend
He looks extremely unhappy that the bby ... well ... you know
That's why I don't get women. He got all that pleasure from nutting inside you, and this is the result
Did you guys hear those screams? Like ... birth control shouldn't even be needed. She was actually dying for a second
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
nnjnnnbbb
Not your mess SPLASHING out at Panda Express :plzstop:
Quote from: Kalifornia on July 27, 2019, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
nnjnnnbbb
Not your mess SPLASHING out at Panda Express :plzstop:
BBBBBBVVBVVBVVV
Quote from: Reek X on July 27, 2019, 08:53:39 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0aqyvGnfgr/?igshid=jd9t4a6729f1
The Uber driver was so great :wub:
Geesh !!! they haven't cut the cord and holding her UP like dat. Do they not give ppl instructions if they have a delivery before reaching the ER.
Quote from: SAME OL' G on July 27, 2019, 10:28:47 AM
Baph really is a great person outside of all the MESS
:stressed:
Baph came thru
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
!!!
right there in that Uber
commanding self
:giveittomeddy:
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
!!! Like am I missing something. I would've done the same, I would've been afraid I did something wrong or fuck up the baby etc
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
!!!
right there in that Uber
commanding self
:giveittomeddy:
ackkkkkkkkkkk
:takeallofme:
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
Every woman doesn't have a gush of water. Sometimes its just a few drops
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
I delivered a baby a few month's ago the husband was NO help
I thought he was going to be a upset having another man seeing his wife naked
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
!!!
right there in that Uber
commanding self
:giveittomeddy:
The same 2 sluts. No surprise ❤️
Quote from: Tonkaman on July 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
!!! Like am I missing something. I would've done the same, I would've been afraid I did something wrong or fuck up the baby etc
Quote from: Drogon on July 27, 2019, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
I delivered a baby a few month's ago the husband was NO help
I thought he was going to be a upset having another man seeing his wife naked
!!!
They just have this idea of what childbirth is until it actually happens and then they become paralyzed.
:hmph:
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 05:06:32 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
!!!
right there in that Uber
commanding self
:giveittomeddy:
The same 2 sluts. No surprise ❤️
:uhh:[
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: Tonkaman on July 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
!!! Like am I missing something. I would've done the same, I would've been afraid I did something wrong or fuck up the baby etc
Quote from: Drogon on July 27, 2019, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
I delivered a baby a few month's ago the husband was NO help
I thought he was going to be a upset having another man seeing his wife naked
!!!
They just have this idea of what childbirth is until it actually happens and then they become paralyzed.
:hmph:
I've delivered a few and that's one thing i dont care to do. Most times they're in a car, bathroom or some other tight space. It's protocol that we deliver if they are crowning.
My first time doing it the baby was breech and went into cardiac arrest. I got the baby back right as we were pulling into ER bay
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
grand reveal!We know fag
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 09:35:24 AM
Quote from: Hugo on July 27, 2019, 09:32:03 AM
but why the dad so nonchalant and slow
This isn't uncommon behavior for men during childbirth. They usually always freak out and lose logic lol.
so what's ur excuse
Quote from: Drogon on July 27, 2019, 04:54:50 PM
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
Every woman doesn't have a gush of water. Sometimes its just a few drops
Hey
Did I say otherwise hun
Quote from: Kalifornia on July 27, 2019, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
nnjnnnbbb
Not your mess SPLASHING out at Panda Express :plzstop:
BDMBSMDHDOXIXOJDNDODOC
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 05:10:03 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 05:06:32 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
!!!
right there in that Uber
commanding self
:giveittomeddy:
The same 2 sluts. No surprise ❤️
:uhh:[
Wtf, I said that with love hence the heart :uhh:
Quote from: Drogon on July 27, 2019, 05:14:55 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 05:08:45 PM
Quote from: Tonkaman on July 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
!!! Like am I missing something. I would've done the same, I would've been afraid I did something wrong or fuck up the baby etc
Quote from: Drogon on July 27, 2019, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: BowDown on July 27, 2019, 03:27:17 PM
Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.
I delivered a baby a few month's ago the husband was NO help
I thought he was going to be a upset having another man seeing his wife naked
!!!
They just have this idea of what childbirth is until it actually happens and then they become paralyzed.
:hmph:
I've delivered a few and that's one thing i dont care to do. Most times they're in a car, bathroom or some other tight space. It's protocol that we deliver if they are crowning.
My first time doing it the baby was breech and went into cardiac arrest. I got the baby back right as we were pulling into ER bay
Now see
:dead: :dead: :dead:
Quote from: SAME OL' G on July 27, 2019, 05:15:53 PM
Quote from: MelMel on July 27, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nine. on July 27, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
dndfkfn;dskjnf;nadfsndfadfsfs
Something about that papi saying spread your legs has me a little hot
:ohwow:
I'd spread mine for him :ohwow: :ohwow:
grand reveal!
We know fag
:uhh:
OMG! :shook:
Side note: papi is cute, kind and supportive. :ohwow:
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 05:28:13 PM
Quote from: Kalifornia on July 27, 2019, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Kaeli. on July 27, 2019, 03:15:58 PM
Another reason I fear child birth
the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public :diddraispoot:
nnjnnnbbb
Not your mess SPLASHING out at Panda Express :plzstop:
BDMBSMDHDOXIXOJDNDODOC
Not baby Kae' giving:
:freewilly:
as she slides on owt.