:ATLcameo:
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Playing in heels
Dancing to the Spice Girls song Naked, with the chair
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Spicegirls
Heels
Dressing up as Xena and yelling AYAYAYAYAYYAOOO! :fuming:
Using the towel as weave...
I used to put my T-shirt over my head and pretend it was long hair :dead:
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
Quote from: hewritez on October 29, 2019, 11:52:59 AM
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: hewritez on October 29, 2019, 11:52:59 AM
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
rkwmirfnwinwoiewfof[e
Not a 42 inch cotton yaki mess
Quote from: hewritez on October 29, 2019, 11:52:59 AM
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
fgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My dad ALMOST caught me jerking off to one of Tyrese's old videos
:plzstop:
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
whore
Quote from: Nine. on October 29, 2019, 11:56:10 AM
Not a 42 inch cotton yaki mess
ffffff :dead:
I used to shift one of them so the sleeve fell over my eye like Aaliyah.
You know, then I went to school and pretended to like girls.
I had girl toys, my dad would get pissed but my mom ain't give a fuck. I wasn't walking around wearing tutus n shit but my mom just figured a toy is a fuckin toy.
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
:guys:
my mama found me passed out, dick out, after i had just busted a heavenly middle school nut to some gay porn
i woke up to her in the computer room giving a
:everythingok:
i said the gay mess musta been a pop-up
:diddraispoot:
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
:guys:
Just a little feel up mess, she was not the fuck impressed :kii:
Quote from: opheliababe on October 29, 2019, 12:19:31 PM
my mama found me passed out, dick out, after i had just busted a heavenly middle school nut to some gay porn
i woke up to her in the computer room giving a
:everythingok:
i said the gay mess musta been a pop-up
:diddraispoot:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
what the fuck is wrong with yall
:guys:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:21:53 PM
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
:guys:
Just a little feel up mess, she was not the fuck impressed :kii:
rgrgrgdrfgdrhgdfhfg
fast ass
my mama hasn't seen my WILLY since I was 8 ok
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:
:plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop: :plzstop:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:28:00 PM
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:
DGGGGHHHGHHGGG
Playing in heels, stanning for Britney, playing with my sister's barbies... the list kinda goes the fuck ON.
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
sssssssssssssss
i remember when my oldest brother burst through the nursery doors at church
"why are these lights off?!"
:guys:
we were playing hide and seek
:disgusted:
"well why are you both in the same hiding place?"
:unbothered:
"cause I just found him, we was about to turn the light back on" :diddraispoot:
:guys:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:28:00 PM
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:
sssssssssss
whew... I'm so glad I'm not the only one :plzstop: :plzstop:
I had gotten into this website with erotic stories
there was one story about two boys falling for each other
so she was lurking around the house and I saw her, so I stashed it in my closet while I went to go get some pop from the frigerator. When I walked back into my room this woman had the story open, with a very confused look on her face
I was embarrassed, but I was kinda upset so I was giving a defiant
"if you would've just minded your business" type mess
(https://media.tenor.com/images/4c981d5cbbf9875c05f33dd2a492387f/tenor.gif)
Quote from: hewritez on October 29, 2019, 11:52:59 AM
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
VCVCCCVHHTDFFGGJHTfcvfdxcgbbjnm
Me & my Gay cousin used to play this game called "Girl" & he would do this
Bfnfbncncjjxi
The yellow shirt was Blonde
Quote from: hewritez on October 29, 2019, 11:52:59 AM
I'll never forget the day I was taking my shirt off and it got stuck around my head and fell down my back and I was like WAITTT this is cute :ohwow:
jendjfjfjufudufufjf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNsmxsGLgkU
I used to have hella bodybuilding magazines ..of only men.. my mom made me throw them all away.
And I used to put on lipstick
:shook:
\bbbbbbbbbbbbbb23uil
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
(https://media.tenor.com/images/ba9717f55ec81e3ac6463d1bd2d83bf2/tenor.gif)
HDHDHDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
:kii: :kii: :kii:
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 12:27:53 PM
Quote from: Hugo on October 29, 2019, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:21:53 PM
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
:guys:
Just a little feel up mess, she was not the fuck impressed :kii:
Fast ass
weren't you caught sucking dick in the cafeteria :guys:
:plzstop:
Don't fucking lie on me bitch
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
AD
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SDA
A
SA
ADADADA
DA
DADADADADA
DADDDDDDDDDDDDADADADADADASASADA
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
Baybee I looked like shit on a 102 degree summer day. So I decided it just wasn't for me :kii: :plzstop:
My mon caught me doing the choreo to the chorus Lady Marmalade
Quote from: Luka Sabbat on October 29, 2019, 02:56:43 PM
My mon caught me doing the choreo to the chorus Lady Marmalade
were you mya or Kim :ohwow:
Oh but also I didnt know how to use computers so instead of google searching Id type in porn.com or gaysex.com in the search bar. I got a virus on the computer filled woth gay porn and I was a kid so I didnt know how to fix it.
even missy
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Luka Sabbat on October 29, 2019, 02:59:53 PM
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Luka Sabbat on October 29, 2019, 02:56:43 PM
My mon caught me doing the choreo to the chorus Lady Marmalade
were you mya or Kim :ohwow:
Xtine
:ohwow:
jsjdjej I was all of them
DBbdhdd
I was really my own girl. Kiley Knowles.
But me & Xtine shared the last verse.
:caseoftheherp:
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:28:00 PM
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:
!!!!
Limewire had my old PC SICK!
Hahajajajajaiua not
Limewire
Ugh the good old days 😭
sssssssss
whew! thank God those times are over. Ms Windows XP really couldn't take my mess
ugh ... the uneasiness everytime somebody shouted
why is the computer going so slow?!!!!
thinking they were gonna do a full hard drive audit mess
what do you need it for? just log off and try tomorrow
:ummwhat:
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on October 29, 2019, 03:21:18 PM
sssssssss
whew! thank God those times are over. Ms Windows XP really couldn't take my mess
ugh ... the uneasiness everytime somebody shouted
why is the computer going so slow?!!!!
thinking they were gonna do a full hard drive audit mess
what do you need it for? just log off and try tomorrow
:ummwhat:
ffffgvccxcfccffgff I'm screaming
gggggggg u fags remembeemr before king xtube and such came around, they had them porn pages wit a bunch of thumbnails, and the one u clicked would take u to like 5 clips from that porno. but u had to click it a million times before u got the clips because it would keep making pop-ups :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
i was so damn DEDICATED to my video dick back then
:stressed:
No Im not that old
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on October 29, 2019, 03:21:18 PM
sssssssss
whew! thank God those times are over. Ms Windows XP really couldn't take my mess
ugh ... the uneasiness everytime somebody shouted
why is the computer going so slow?!!!!
thinking they were gonna do a full hard drive audit mess
what do you need it for? just log off and try tomorrow
:ummwhat:
d'ma'jdabdahbdjabda
>>>>>><<<<
Quote from: opheliababe on October 29, 2019, 03:57:03 PM
gggggggg u fags remembeemr before king xtube and such came around, they had them porn pages wit a bunch of thumbnails, and the one u clicked would take u to like 5 clips from that porno. but u had to click it a million times before u got the clips because it would keep making pop-ups :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
i was so damn DEDICATED to my video dick back then
:stressed:
nope
I got caught with a shirt wrapped around my head, giving inches!
:feelinmyself:
Gggghhhhh humping my best friend as kids
Ironically, it was during Halloween and IN our costumes
:plzstop:
Quote from: Hugo on October 29, 2019, 11:59:55 AM
My dad ALMOST caught me jerking off to one of Tyrese's old videos
:plzstop:
bxhhcncncncnnc
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on October 29, 2019, 12:40:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
My Aunt caught me kinda messing with another kid when I was like 6 :dead:
sssssssssssssss
i remember when my oldest brother burst through the nursery doors at church
"why are these lights off?!"
:guys:
we were playing hide and seek
:disgusted:
"well why are you both in the same hiding place?"
:unbothered:
"cause I just found him, we was about to turn the light back on"
:diddraispoot:
ncncncncmvvmvmvmv
V
V
V
V
Ye
Quote from: Bentley. A Moderator. on October 29, 2019, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 12:28:00 PM
I also had a shit ton of porn on my computer as a teenager which I know my Mum saw cause when the hard-drive crashed she took it to get fixed and said to me "the guy at the shop said you need to remove all that STUFF on there" :disgusted:
sssssssssss
whew... I'm so glad I'm not the only one :plzstop: :plzstop:
I had gotten into this website with erotic stories
there was one story about two boys falling for each other
so she was lurking around the house and I saw her, so I stashed it in my closet while I went to go get some pop from the frigerator. When I walked back into my room this woman had the story open, with a very confused look on her face
I was embarrassed, but I was kinda upset so I was giving a defiant "if you would've just minded your business" type mess
(https://media.tenor.com/images/4c981d5cbbf9875c05f33dd2a492387f/tenor.gif)
bxjdjjfjfjfmmfmc the excuses i use to make :kii: Omg
"Must've been a pop up" is fucking classic
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 01:34:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
(https://media.tenor.com/images/ba9717f55ec81e3ac6463d1bd2d83bf2/tenor.gif)
ssdddd woops
These threads always reveal what's really WHAT, huh?
Quote from: 1RIG on November 01, 2019, 02:53:05 AM
Quote from: SoRockIt on October 29, 2019, 01:34:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh. on October 29, 2019, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: Blackpantha on October 29, 2019, 01:23:34 PM
And I used to put on lipstick
And looked all types of hot ass mess i'm sure.
no wonder you hate trans women, you probably get flashbacks to this day :disgusted:
(https://media.tenor.com/images/ba9717f55ec81e3ac6463d1bd2d83bf2/tenor.gif)
ssdddd woops
These threads always reveal what's really WHAT, huh?
hhhhhgghhjjk
bye
Downloading "gay Latino gang bang" on limewire
Quote from: CREAM. on November 01, 2019, 07:53:05 AM
Downloading "gay Latino gang bang" on limewire
nix ici dindinsnsn
Ole'!
or whatever
Downloading gay porn
I used to stay getting caught
Wearing mama's wigs
Jerking off
Wearing mama's clothes
My dad read me for filth the other day saying I needed to go to the doctor and get some testosterone shots cos I clearly have a hormonal imbalance.
Quote from: CREAM. on November 01, 2019, 07:53:05 AM
Downloading "gay Latino gang bang" on limewire
im fuckin CRYING
Is it Jorges gang
When my dad left for work I thought he was out of the house and I started singing Say My Name then I heard the door close
:thatssowendy:
Quote from: The Mad Choke on November 01, 2019, 11:39:27 PM
When my dad left for work I thought he was out of the house and I started singing Say My Name then I heard the door close
:thatssowendy:
DFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGG
Quote from: The Mad Choke on November 01, 2019, 11:39:27 PM
When my dad left for work I thought he was out of the house and I started singing Say My Name then I heard the door close
:thatssowendy:
dskjnkjff
This reminds me of when I was on the computer and I was alone with my brother and I had my headphones in so I burst into singing the bridge to Single Ladies, but then I look over and realize it wasn't my brother but my older female cousin giving a
:udontlookok:
I was so fucking embarrassed