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Title: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME on May 06, 2020, 04:21:43 PM

Today I found out a surrogate mess isn't that pricey

But getting an egg? Thats a fcking MISSION

Its super expensive, they often take a bunch of them and they either fail, or we end up with 6 kids at once

I mean, I wasn't tryna do all that or spend that much money

So umm, are we doing that, or can we just ask someone if we can have their egg?

Im not above straight out ASKING

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: Dr Naomi Campbell on May 06, 2020, 04:24:58 PM

Wait are we not doing the kaeli kidnap plan
I bought the turkey blaster, ammonia, horse tranqs and handcuffs

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: Dr Naomi Campbell on May 06, 2020, 04:25:35 PM

And the eye clamps so she can WATCH us mess

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME on May 06, 2020, 04:27:20 PM

what if she sticks a hanger up there?

unless this is a "The Hills Have Eyes" mess

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: Dr Naomi Campbell on May 06, 2020, 04:28:55 PM

Wait this isn't a hills have eyes mess

Cuz I'm outside her job right now waiting for her
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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME on May 06, 2020, 04:29:17 PM

job?

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: Dr Naomi Campbell on May 06, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

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*8th date of the day

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME on May 06, 2020, 04:35:39 PM

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I was actually looking up surrogate mess

its not that expensive

but we need to start selling body parts of homeless whites on the black market

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Title: Re: Jayda, we need to discuss our first born
Post by: Dr Naomi Campbell on May 06, 2020, 05:00:55 PM

I'm sure we can find someone CUTE but desperate enough

But we can go the homeless body part route
Let's start with mikey
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