so ok....yall
it be these protests goin on in my city but yes'day there was a lil peaceful BBQ at tha park nd ofc me nd my nigga went to cut tha fck UP!
ah .ha!
like of courrseee ima go nd show out on dem ribs
nd i was cute asf wit my ponytail nd outfit...nd a nigga wanted to show me OFF!
period!
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so wum....lemme give u sum backstoire...this one nigga i use to fw bitch, LAST YEAR....
like hellas ago, was there at tha park nd i didnt like evn notice him til i sat down nd i saw sumbody STEADY walkin' pass me lookin' my way
now mind u wen i was fw this nigga i was jus rlly wit him for da dick
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he was a POUNK pusseh ass nugga!!!.......nd thts why i left his ass nd fcked his bes frien offa FB las summer aftr i found out he was cheatin on me wit sum square face sonic hair military ho (https://uploadir.com/u/begtso3j) frm north caroLINE
so lemme lay it out fa u, my NEW nigga...he 6'4
my old 'fling' is like 6'0, i kinda side eye my nigga ya'kno...like sumn is wrong bae
im not comfortable nd bitch he is vry attentive to me...he kno ESACTLY wen im feelin' off
gorl...lemme tell u how lame this nigga is
he walk by my table like 3 or 4 times...cuz i guess once he saw it was me he was tryna get my atterntions
then gon grab this tar bby ass anime head ho nd start dancin wit ha
it literally gave this
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tha ghetto
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so i get UP!
nd my dude get up nd evrything nd we walk out by tha pond, its ppl out there
like its a real nice lil blck pride BBQ nd u kno wit evrything goin on i jus wanna be aroun my ppl
u kno....give a lil onanon kelela mess wit my blck king (https://uploadir.com/u/4wkybq5e)
so i ended up havin to pee nd my dude walked me to tha rest room....bitch why wen i come out i see him nd his gorl walkin ovr...actin like she had to go nex.
idk her mind u but ig he told her my tea so she lookin at me all crazy nd gon talmbout sum
"wee woo wee woo NIGGA alert! NIGGA alert!" (https://www.clipartmax.com/png/full/251-2516440_gfycat-url-police-car-gif-animated.png)
nd im like WTF!
i turn aroun so fas cause im like...wtf is goin on...
...niggas is so fckin weird nd aggy
but i turn 'round nd see them standin' there nd im lookin' at him like
:hmph:
his ho lookin like
:trannyjblige:
bitch wen i tell u evrything changed wen my nigga came out tha bathroom, gorl he plau guitar so he come out wit his shit strapped to his bag
lookin like tht one blck man wit glasses nd a lil afro who play guitar....wats his name agains....eric bennet?!
iont kno but then his gorl gon talmbout sum
"how u doin"
nd im like.....im fine
u gotta use tha restroom?!
she like yea...but she wasnt goin in, they still standin' there
so my nigga like...he confused but on guard cause heont play dat goofy shit
he like "u rdy bby?"
nd then this toasted nose NIGGER gon talmbout "is yo gorl a full gorl?!"
bitch...
wen i tell U!
i was so livid....like how can u be sooo fckin messy
ure pathetic, nigga....cause i stopped fw u?!
his gorl face: (https://uploadir.com/u/sx67ma6a)
nd im like yo nigga USE to be tryna FCK ME, so u need to querstion his ass
nd she gon look me up nd down & was bouta say SUMN!
but mind u my nigga has a temper so wum...wen i tell u all of east saint BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP was finna come out
i was like lesjus go bby
lesget tha FCK!
...asap bbeh boy cause i will kill this negroid & HE'LL be a hashtag....so lemme jus go!
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inna end
i took sum crute pics nd tha BBQ was amazin'!
long stoire short, ...im beautiful
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