storytime

so im minding my business as usual lol

waiting on my ubereats to arrive for my humpday dinner treat
and i noticed the main entry door allowed someone to walk through without swiping their FOB
kinda alarming and obviously a security concern . so i tested it for myself and it sure did allow me to reenter without using my FOB.
so i went to the group chat after i got back upstairs to say "hey guys this is what i saw - just a heads up.",so our HOA person could get it fixed
simple enough right?
here comes SAM right behind my chat saying "the main door is working".
my first thought was "who tf is this dumb ass coming up behind me contradicting what i just said"
but of course u have to be classy

and not eat him tf up like i really wanted to
so i kindly replied - well i just checked 10 mins ago, and as of 10 mins ago thats what i saw.
then he takes his ass downstairs to test it and report that as per his own testing, its working
so i kindly replied - well, if what i said sounds unbelievable, perhaps you should have the cameras looked at to confirm what i said.
there is such a thing as
INTERMITTENT issues - u know that right? but thank you SAM!
he finally shut the fuck up. what a fucking idiot.
u dont know me but we can get VERY well acquainted.