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Eternal Bell

June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM Last Edit: June 20, 2017, 11:20:25 PM by Tinker's Room
we been discussin datin, kids n gettin marry lately

so since i alrdy HAVE a man (n a few others)

ima give u single gorls sum advic?
times to learn sumn (of tha tips require for u to have 2 cec' albums)
class is in SESSIONS!



1. present urself in a high class way.
i kno suma yall walkin' round wit crop tops n boot' shorts
lookin all types a gay n FRUITY

get a nice suit
sum cool sharp shoes

2. get offa tha gay apps
if u see a guy tht catches ur eye? guess wat?!
go to tht nigga n GROPE his ass or he penis
if hes gay, he prolly gon realize ur tha one, if he straight he'll prolly kill u but do u wanna b alone?....THOUGHT so, tha risks r worth it


3. have URSELF together
n not jus financially
make sure ur healthy n NOT FAT

4. fck u 'fro

5. kno ur worth n kno it aint in tha millions
take wat u can fckin get

6.

7. dnt waste time, rush tha alter

8. go out...n find sum LUV gorls!


Nine

Quote from: Tinker's Room on June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM

2. get offa tha gay apps
if u see a guy tht catches ur eye? guess wat?!
go to tht nigga n GROPE his ass or he penis
if hes gay, he prolly gon realize ur tha one, if he straight he'll prolly kill u but do u wanna b alone?....THOUGHT so, tha risks r worth it
elekejejjsk,kkkzkks
S
S,
"&"

XXX.

Quote from: Tinker's Room on June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM


5. kno ur worth n kno it aint in tha millions
take wat u can fckin get



nnnnnNNNNNNNNNDDDDddddddddddd

Lord knows this is the TRUTH.

My man gotta have a BMW!  My man gotta be a docta!  My man gotta buy me diamonds!

:udontlookok:

Hon, you work at Walmart and have 3 kids under the age of 5 with 3 baby daddies.

n

Eternal Bell

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BAPHOMET.

Quote from: Nine on June 20, 2017, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: Tinker's Room on June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM

2. get offa tha gay apps
if u see a guy tht catches ur eye? guess wat?!
go to tht nigga n GROPE his ass or he penis
if hes gay, he prolly gon realize ur tha one, if he straight he'll prolly kill u but do u wanna b alone?....THOUGHT so, tha risks r worth it
elekejejjsk,kkkzkks
S
S,
"&"

SDJKLH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LHLHH


XXX.

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on June 20, 2017, 11:43:20 PM
Quote from: Nine on June 20, 2017, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: Tinker's Room on June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM

2. get offa tha gay apps
if u see a guy tht catches ur eye? guess wat?!
go to tht nigga n GROPE his ass or he penis
if hes gay, he prolly gon realize ur tha one, if he straight he'll prolly kill u but do u wanna b alone?....THOUGHT so, tha risks r worth it
elekejejjsk,kkkzkks
S
S,
"&"

SDJKLH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LHLHH

:plzstop:

XXX.

There's been so many times I've had a shitty day, and I come on here and Pons has me in tears.

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when he said "This dying cat opera vocal" on that Jessica Simpson autoplay.  :kii:

Love him. 

UGH.

'ology

Blessed Be The Mufuckin Fruit!!!


fedswatchin

 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

GRAND

Quote from: Baph al Mana. on June 20, 2017, 11:43:20 PM
Quote from: Nine on June 20, 2017, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: Tinker's Room on June 20, 2017, 11:18:53 PM

2. get offa tha gay apps
if u see a guy tht catches ur eye? guess wat?!
go to tht nigga n GROPE his ass or he penis
if hes gay, he prolly gon realize ur tha one, if he straight he'll prolly kill u but do u wanna b alone?....THOUGHT so, tha risks r worth it
elekejejjsk,kkkzkks
S
S,
"&"

SDJKLH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LH:LHLHH
bbhhbhhhhhhhh