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[Jon]

i've never thought about the pool before. interesting

[BAPHOMET.]

6. Virgo (August 23 ? September 22): As Long As It?s Clean, It?ll Do

?If you want to get dirty with a Virgo, you had better be CLEAN,? Lessard says.

?It?s the zodiac sign of health and purity. Having optimal personal hygiene and a pristine location for sexy time is a must. Set up the bed with crisp, white, freshly washed, bleached and pressed sheets and make sure your home is spotless (ESPECIALLY your bathroom!) before you even think about inviting a Virgo into bed with you. Virgos will also keep tabs in bed on what works and what doesn?t and are all about favors for others, so get ready to potentially hear a critique at the end of your love-making session. Try not to roll your eyes, because they don?t like criticism. Their brains work like computers and they praise anything organized and efficient, so don?t take it personally if they tell you what you did ?wrong? after the act. In their mind, they just want it to be better next time so you don?t waste precious time. Gotta love that O.C.D.?

I agree with this. Im up for anything as long as it's not FILTHY.

Whereas Kurama likes SCAT.

nasty fag

[CHOKE]

Pisces is ruled by Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy

This is so true and explains a lot.

I never wanna have regular sex

I wanna to be fucked by an ax murderer who just broke out of prison and hiding from the cops and keeping me hostage and you better be down to play the role

[Opposites Attract.]

[MAY]

because a Scorpio will do just about anything? if they actually like you. They?re very picky about who they allow into their sexual sphere. 

This is the gospel truth

!!!
This is me DOWNE

[Kurama]

nnnn

[Freemala Harris]

1. Aries (March 21-April 19): Whenever, Wherever

Well damn 

[Vonc2002]

because a Scorpio will do just about anything? if they actually like you. They?re very picky about who they allow into their sexual sphere. 

This is the gospel truth

!!!
This is me DOWNE

It's so funny cause i just had this convo with a friend.  Swear to God my exact words were im lowkey hard to get. Cause i feel like I'm pretty uninhibited and u can't be doing evrything with just everybody

[🦚]

I agree trust must be established first.

Cancers are emotional so it'd be in someone's best interest to make sure they're serious before messing. Cuz if u break our heart ... Lolz

Who knows wat can happen lmao!! 

What kinda serial killer mess are you giving.

[GLOCK]

whew!

behind closed doors >>>>>

[Sovereign.]

9. Sagittarius (November 22 ? December 21): In The Wild

?Call of the Wild? is the best way to define a Sagittarius,? Lessard says.

?Free-spirited, outdoorsy and designated as half man/half horse in the zodiac makes a Sag very primal and animalistic when it comes to sex. They also want to have FUN, so laughter and keeping it light will really turn them on. Since they love to be active and in nature, the best place to pin a Sagittarius down for sex is up against a big tree in the wilderness during a hike, in the grass in the middle of a long walk or on the beach under the stars.?

This accurate mess!

The outdoors does give me...a bit of a thrill! 

[MelMel]

because a Scorpio will do just about anything? if they actually like you. They?re very picky about who they allow into their sexual sphere. 

This is the gospel truth

!!!
This is me DOWNE

plea

[Stunna Gor’]

2. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Let?s Go Luxe

Lessard says, ?It?s a five-senses extravaganza for Taurus, so don?t even think about sex with them unless you have all the bases covered. Set up a date-night at a luxury hotel, like The Four Seasons, and go through ALL the motions from start to finish ? fancy dinner with top-notch food, candles, scents are a must (even if you have a signature cologne or perfume; Taurus is a sign of comfort and habits, so you can train them to feel cozy with you if you continuously wear the same scent), 600-plus thread count sheets and some sensual music and be ready for hours of love-making, because Taurus want tons of foreplay before you even get close to the major action. It?ll definitely be a long night.?

[MelMel]

2. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Let?s Go Luxe

Lessard says, ?It?s a five-senses extravaganza for Taurus, so don?t even think about sex with them unless you have all the bases covered. Set up a date-night at a luxury hotel, like The Four Seasons, and go through ALL the motions from start to finish ? fancy dinner with top-notch food, candles, scents are a must (even if you have a signature cologne or perfume; Taurus is a sign of comfort and habits, so you can train them to feel cozy with you if you continuously wear the same scent), 600-plus thread count sheets and some sensual music and be ready for hours of love-making, because Taurus want tons of foreplay before you even get close to the major action. It?ll definitely be a long night.?

plea too

I know you be sucking dick in the back of alleys ho