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[zaiye9837]

When I had the flu last year. I'd never had it before then. Weirdly enough, a lot of people I know treat it like some rite of passage

It lasted for two weeks, but the first night I had it, I thought it was CURTAINS for me

I felt like I was boiling from the inside out. I'd never been so fucking HOT in my life. My joints were in excruciating pain, my throat was completely dry, my voice was nearly gone, and I also had a massive headache. I couldn't yell out for help either

I was on the phone with friends though, so at least I was gonna die with company

[GRAND ETERNAL SUPREME]

When a certain member revealed their sex history

[BAPHOMET.]

When this condom ripped 

[CHOKE]

At a house party where I was flirting with a guy, I noticed a girl giving me death stares but paid it

Then when I grabbed his cack she went bat shit

I guess it was his girlfriend. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife 

They started arguing and I ran 

[Aretha Franklin]

I'm dead chile.

[Hatsumomo]

About 2 months ago I was choking on a piece of steak at home right in front of my mom. Literally saw my life flash before my eyes.