Hookup Storytime

Started by L0NZ., February 07, 2023, 05:53:38 PM

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SO. I know a dude named Rondue, he push a Q (45) and had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U. He had a weed spot, used to pump African black, and used to seal his bags so his workers wouldn't cap. I used to see him in the tunnel, at Rutgers at dawn...one day he whispered that he wanna get his fuck on. I dug him, so I fucked him  :letsmessfag: ..it wasn't nuthin. He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I ain't frontin . Anyway The sex was whack, a four stroke creep  :ummwhat: . I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep. He called next week, askin' why I ain't beep him, I said "I thought yo ass was still sleepin??!" He laughed or whatever, told me he bought a new Path, and if he could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?  :raycharles2urmess: I passed... that nigga dick was trash. Like, if sex was record sales he would be double glass  :dead: I said "only way you seein' me.... is if you eatin' me  :nowgorl: Then he tried to impress me with his 5G stones, I gave that nigga TEN G's just to leave me alone  :unbothered:


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February 07, 2023, 06:17:13 PM #1 Last Edit: February 07, 2023, 06:22:15 PM by Rio de Atlanta
Quote from: L0NZ. on February 07, 2023, 05:53:38 PMSO. I know a dude named Rondue, he push a Q (45) and had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U. He had a weed spot, used to pump African black, and used to seal his bags so his workers wouldn't cap. I used to see him in the tunnel, at Rutgers at dawn...one day he whispered that he wanna get his fuck on. I dug him, so I fucked him  :letsmessfag: ..it wasn't nuthin. He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I ain't frontin . Anyway The sex was whack, a four stroke creep  :ummwhat: . I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep. He called next week, askin' why I ain't beep him, I said "I thought yo ass was still sleepin??!" He laughed or whatever, told me he bought a new Path, and if he could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?  :raycharles2urmess: I passed... that nigga dick was trash. Like, if sex was record sales he would be double glass  :dead: I said "only way you seein' me.... is if you eatin' me  :nowgorl: Then he tried to impress me with his 5G stones, I gave that nigga TEN G's just to leave me alone  :unbothered:
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Lonz, tell us a real story with your ho ass. I know you have something.


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Dam Lonz you got bars are you a rapper?  :thatssowendy:

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Quote from: Big Barbie on February 07, 2023, 07:43:30 PMLonz, tell us a real story with your ho ass. I know you have something.

I got WILD story from Dubai.

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February 08, 2023, 01:29:30 PM #9 Last Edit: February 08, 2023, 01:29:39 PM by L0NZ.
Quote from: Saint on February 07, 2023, 08:07:12 PMDam Lonz you got bars are you a rapper?  :thatssowendy:

Omg this natural talent   :dead:  I didn't even realize it rhymed dhdhdhdhdhdhhdhdhd



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100% true story that happened to me a few months ago.

I was on a gay app in Dubai and this fine guy messages me with a hot body and a nice size dick. He also tells me he is vers. He tells me to come over to his place so I drive over there. When I get there he is waiting outside and does not look like his pictures. He is ugly ish but still fuckable. He looks like a druggy. He is waiting outside his villa and tells me his wife and lil babies are inside and that he has an apartment nearby we can use.

This is not unusual in Dubai. A lot of guys in Dubai have an apartment where they "play". Anyway, he jumps in my car and starts directing me to the apartment. He says it's near like 5 minutes but we drive for 15-20 minutes and I am getting angrier and more upset by the minute. Also, he is acting super shady and talking crazy so my paranoia is through the roof.

We get to an area that is not posh like where his villa is and he gets out the car and tells me to follow him to the apartment block. I wait in the car for a good minute contemplating driving off and leaving him there. He had already told me he needed me to drop him back home cos he came in my car without his wallet.

I was dumb as fuck and got out of the car and followed him up three flights of stairs to the apartment. The whole building was close to being completed but clearly no one had moved in yet. I turn around to leave but he grabs my arm and convinces me everything will be fine and great.

He takes to me an apartment that is clearly still being finished off. The front door is just laying in front of the frame and hasn't been screwed in yet. I turn around to leave again. He again grabs my arm and convinces me to go in. The bedroom has no door, a dirty mattress, broken glass and needles everywhere. Very much giving crack den. Again I turn around to leave but he starts caressing my dick and getting he in the mood.

We take our clothes off and his dick is shorter than in the pics but thick. He tells me to suck him and then I tell him to suck me but he refuses saying he is a top. This is the 10th red flag at this stage. I start getting dressed but then he pins me down and starts fucking me.i could have easily got him Off but being forced is a weird fantasy I have always had. He is strong and clearly off his head on drugs. He cums and I try to leave but he lays on his stomach and asks for a massage because he saw the massage oil I always carry. I always ask for a massage before sex but this fucker was selfish.

I start massaging him and he gets into a bit and my dick is in butt but his butt hole is clearly closed and never used before. So I try to open him up. After a while he remembers he is a top and starts shouting I'm a top. Now I can hear people outside the apartment. Maybe 4 guys enter the apartment. I get very concerned and worried about what the fuck I got myself into.

The guy I hooked up with tells me they are all cops and that they will arrest me if I don't let them fuck me. The two tall hot guys wait outside speaking in Arabic saying this is a sin, which weirded me out. While a young 23 ish fat one joins us in the bedroom. He is high as fuck. He actually starts to suck me a little but the other one tells him to stop and he starts fucking me. His dick is small and the sex is wack and I'm over it wishing the other two hot will join. The hot tall guy who was giving BDE tried to come in and join but the first guy tells him to wait outside probably to hide their wack strokes and limp druggy dicks. The hot guy looked ready to fuck and sober.

Anyway, the fourth guy disappeared and I started to get paranoid. I thought they were going to steal my car while I was in the apartment. The hot third guy started to try recording the mess and that was the last straw for me. I got my clothes and shoes on while the two tried to take it off. They kept saying they are cops and I would get arrested. I was truly over it so I dashed for the front door and they tried to corner me. I saw a huge screw driver on a table and grabbed it. I told them I would fucking kill them and they backed off shocked a bit because I was putting on my stir shit crazy act. I ran down the stairs to my car, which was still there as was my wallet that I left in the glove box. The couple of hundred dollars I had in there was still in tact so I drove off and blocked him. A mess.

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