Funky Dinvea said everything I said, but the gorls were like

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Im glad Im not the only one who sees through the bs. You girls just don't have the experience. Get out there on the market and you will see these "straight" dudes have learned how to finesse like these hoes.
Lol at the gullible women in the comments. "I believe him..."
"Why would he lie?" "Using your looks as leverage while caressing the suspect's thigh shouldn't put you in this situation!" "GAYS ALWAYS WANT STRAIGHT MEN!" No, they want me! And using this as a moment to get their homophobic licks in. Can't say I didn't see it coming.