ok so last night wooo
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so i was headed back from work this morning and so i thought i saw my roomate josh and i was like oh hey did you want a ride back home but then i rolled up and he wasnt josh and i was like oh sorry i thought you were someone else but hes a tall samoan guy
and he was like can you give me a ride tho im locked out the house
im like uhhh ok i guess where you goin he said he was going downtown im like ok then hes like you aint the popo are you i said uhhh no lol so he got in and were talking
hes like so do you smoke ?
i said well i just started smoking weed like this month and been drinking a lil this month as well
he was like you ever try clear im like uhh nah im just starting to try stuff
so he was like can you drop me off my friend lives in this hotel
so i dropped him off and he was like dont leave me here lemme go check
he came back out said he has to go to this other place cause his friend isnt there
so we go to the other place and i wait outside
2 police cars roll up on me
dey like what you doing hea
im like umm im just waiting to give my friend a ride i was like is this like a no parking zone
and the cop was like no weve had like alot of cars stolen recently so can i see your drivers lisense and id and registration and i didnt have my lisense plate on my vehicle cause i didnt have any screws to put it on so i just had it in my glove compartment
(i traded in my 2005 kia sorento and i got a 2015 kia soul so all my registration and tags and lisense plate are in the car but not on the car)
so they check it and what not and like well put the plate on lol im like ok
dude comes back out like is everything oka what happened
i said its nothing i had all my paperwork in order
so we drive off and hes like pull over here in this lil car wASH AREA
so we pull in and hes like come on try this (the clear he had)
so i took a hit and i was like eh
he was like how do you feel
im like
i barely took the hit what am i supposed to feel
hes like well tell me ( and i didnt want to say that i was hard after the first one i took cause i just thought i was kinda turned on by him )
but hes like take a few more hits tell me how you feel
so i did i told him im feeling like im tipsy a bit he was like you dont feel sexually charged im like uhhhh i did get hard but i didnt associate it with it
he was like yeah it gets you horny im like ooooohhh k
so he was like im feelin it and he leans over and kisses me
one thing leads to another
im bopping for apples
hes bopping for apples
the car is fogged up
and this goes on from like 2 to 5 in the morning untill we bust
and im just sitting there like omg wtf just happened
clearly the shit i was smoking kicked in cause i didnt give a fuck in that moment
but i researched it its meth he was smoking
ugh
Go easy on me vonc
