What makes you clockable?

Started by BrokenHeartsHeal, August 22, 2015, 08:47:08 PM

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BrokenHeartsHeal

If you were walking down the street or the only gay person in the room (that you know of) what would be some of the things about you that could blow up your spot? Make a straight person think "Hmm, yeah that's a faggot..." Is it your arched eyebrows? Your walk? Your cunty voice? Your hand gestures?

Even my fellow masculine here have their faggy elements, even if it's just stereotypical/immature spill your tea too.

Woman and the ones that pretend to be can chime in and tell us how you can clock a gay dude too. :)


pCj



Kurama

This fuckin paragraph you okay?  :uhh:

BrokenHeartsHeal


Hatsumomo

August 22, 2015, 08:58:14 PM #4 Last Edit: August 22, 2015, 08:58:27 PM by Ntwadumela
When I have  liquor in me around a fine masculine straight guy with a nice body I become clockable .

Bulldagger

I think smiling a lot. The fact that I blow bubbles with my gum.

BrokenHeartsHeal

I have a wondering eye. When I'm checking out some dude I will make it obvious and I don't care.  :heyddy:


Scott.


Bulldagger

August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM #8 Last Edit: August 22, 2015, 09:57:25 PM by Bulldagger
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

Plank

prolly my female jewelry! RFOL:MAOO!!

King

Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordan. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

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Buy The Stars✨

usually my taste in music tbh or the guy im with cause any guy i date is gonna be clockable. i dont really tell ppl at work.  they still really dont know. the background pic on my phone is usually of my guy of the minute im dating or harry styles.. so they might think something then but they never ask

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Well I'm very sexual and flirtatious. I don't hide the fact that I'm looking at the dick.

Sike lemme stop. Idk tbh I guess seeing me at a gay spot?

Boomz

Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.

Bulldagger

Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.

Aldi is the stuff. You save money and get the same stuff. Even white folks are booking Aldi now. We have one right next to Whole Foods in my neighborhood. I wasn't expecting it. I came in there to get my fruits and veggies and a little tomato juice, and here he comes talking bout some, "I like your shoes." My stupid ass was like, "Yeah, okay." He had to try the fuck again. I'm screaming thinking about it now.

Like I said, it doesn't happen often here. The gay scene is virtually none existent in the burbs unless I go to the city.  I didn't catch up with him because he wasn't my type and I'm in no position to date. But I was low-key happy that someone noticed that I could possibly be gay and was bold enough to approach me in this red ass state. I even thanked him when he said he thinks I'm cute. But yes, It was refreshing to say the least. I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop: