QuoteTop 10:
10. A Tribe Called Quest, "We the People..."
9. Rihanna, "Needed Me"
8. Fifth Harmony feat. Ty Dolla $ign, "Work From Home"
7. Drake feat. Kyla & WizKid, "One Dance"
6. Ariana Grande, "Into You"
5. Kanye West, "Ultralight Beam"
4. The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk, "Starboy"
3. D.R.A.M. feat. Lil Yachty, "Broccoli"
Leave it to Big Baby D.R.A.M. to make his top 40 entrance with a song that turns the most villainous of parent-food into a narcos watchword, and leave it to Lil Boat to one-up that by rhyming "sunshine" with "Colombine" in his guest verse's opening couplet. That was "Broccoli" in 2016: R-rated programming on daytime television, a song that embraced the world's negativity as an opportunity to rise above the **** ****. The co-headliners spend their verses celebrating their unlikely success with Rodeo Drive shopping sprees and lox-and-bagel breakfasts, while the flute hook instructs the youth of America to follow the duo's pied (and otherwise) piping. The lesson, obviously: Smoke your vegetables, kids.
2. Beyonce, "Sorry"
Between "Tell 'em boy bye" memes and the "Becky with the good hair" witchhunt, Beyonce's "Sorry" ignited more online chatter than most non-Trump political campaigns this year. But more importantly, Beyonce executes one miraculous vocal tonal shift after another on "Sorry," going from pissed-off exasperation to dignity at any cost ("Suicide before you see this tear"), to small-voiced vulnerability at the very end. On "Sorry," Beyonce proves your life doesn't have to be perfect for you to remain flawless.
1. Rae Sremmurd feat. Gucci Mane, "Black Beatles"
An intoxicating mix of futuristic production and retro cultural references that somehow balanced out to sound more like the present than any other song this year, "Black Beatles" was a touchdown before it even got to its instantly iconic opening lines, and just ran up the score from there, winning more hearts with every meme and Fab Four reference. Of course, the rise of "Beatles"-mania happened as rapidly as it did thanks to the Mannequin Challenge, the hyper-viral Internet phenomenon that adapted the song as its unofficial freeze-frame soundtrack, bringing it to the attention of everyone from Michelle Obama to Paul McCartney himself. But the song's rock-star exuberance and mesmeric sonic palette would've eventually seen its momentum snowball to viral proportions regardless. In the end, the swag you take is equal to the swag you make.
Other entries:
100. Meghan Trainor, "No"
95. Britney Spears, "Do You Wanna Come Over?"
91. Selena Gomez, "Hands to Myself"
72. Tinasha, "Superlove"
64. Bruno Mars, "24K Magic"
40. David Bowie, "Lazarus"
37. Zayn, "Pillowtalk"
35. Lady Gaga, "Million Reasons"
34. Justin Bieber, "Love Yourself"
33. Justin Timberlake, "Can't Stop the Feeling!"
26. Adele, "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"
20. Sia feat. Sean Paul, "Cheap Thrills"
12. Solange, "Cranes in the Sky"