In honor of tonight's REUNION... The Top 11 RHOA Reunion READS & WINS!

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#1

Season 1 reunion.  The first of many iconic lines Nene provided us over the years as she tears into Kim's waxy Barbie wig.

ICONIC Line: "Close your legs to married men!"
WINNER: Nene

#2

Season 7 reunion.  Couldn't find the entire scene, but Cynthia finally gets a backbone.  And dragged Ms. Parks by her forged divorce papers.

ICONIC Line: "Win a case!"
WINNER: Cynthia

#3

Season 6 reunion.  Kenya tried her hardest with these pre-written pageant speeches, but Nene paid her the entire night.

ICONIC Line: "So Nasty & So Rude!"
WINNER: Nene

#4

Season 8 reunion.  Let's be honest.  Porsha isn't really one of the girls we look to for a read.  So, it's no surprise that Kenya easily wins this one.

ICONIC Line: "You need to shut your mouth, because if it's not a dick in it, you don't even know what you're saying!"
WINNER: Kenya

#5

Season 3 reunion.  Did Nene know Phaedra in Athens?  Phaedra kept her foot on Nene's neck, but Nene never cracked under pressure.  And kept re-routing Phaedra to her main point - "I...DON'T....KNOW....YOU!"

ICONIC LINE: "I know you, but I don't KNOW YOU!"
WINNER: TIE

#6

Season 6 reunion.  Kandi goes off over Nene's blog about Mama Joyce.  Kandi gets loud, but Nene refuses to back down.  WHAT ELSE?

ICONIC LINE: "I SAID WHAT I SAID!"
WINNER: Nene

#7

Hands down, the best RHOA Reunion EVER!  And with that, the most embarrassing reunion scene EVER!  Sheree fumbles when asked about Chateau Sheree. 

ICONIC LINE:  "When it becomes Chateau Sheree, then I will say it's Chateau Sheree.  But today, it's Neverland.  And it's gon' stay just like that.  NEVER-LAND!"
WINNER: Nene

#8


Later in the season 3 reunion... Sheree, backed into a wall, reaches for Nene's kids.  And Nene stomps her out for the 2nd time during this reunion.

ICONIC LINE: "Fix that body!...Fix that face!"
WINNER: Nene

#9

More from the season 4 reunion.  Marlo tries her hardest to nab a peach next season.  And Kandi puts her in her escort place.

ICONIC LINE: "I don't give a damn if I wanted to take care of every mothafucka in here.  I COULD!"
WINNER: Kandi

#10

Porsha let Kenya fuck with her feelings, and ultimately, fuck with her COIN.  Porsha was reduced to a "friend of", the following season, after physically attacking Kenya.

ICONIC LINE: "You are a SLUT from the 90's!"
WINNER: Kenya

#11

ICONIC LINE: Well, the ENTIRE THING.  Special shoutout to Nene's shady co-signs throughout!
WINNER: Phaedra. 

Vonc2002

This is my pass to say WHATEVER tf I wanna say about the mess she releases so I don't wanna hear SHIT! Baby mama is a mess of a song btw





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You touch me Girl I Will wear that wig off yo headb :plzstop:

Youre missing Lisa vs kim from that same R?union.

The first R?union Will forever be EVERYTHING  :cheerup:
Hear 'em swarmin', right? (Zz) 🐝 🐝  is known to bite (Zz, zz)
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https://justiceforbreonna.org/

XXX.

Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
You touch me Girl I Will wear that wig off yo headb :plzstop:

Youre missing Lisa vs kim from that same R?union.

The first R?union Will forever be EVERYTHING  :cheerup:

*Season 4


FlowerBomb


Buy The Stars✨

you got alot of these wrong but these are your opinions lol .. cant wait for phaedra to drag these hoes tonight

XXX.

Quote from: TEXASbama on April 16, 2017, 04:00:01 PM
you got alot of these wrong but these are your opinions lol .. cant wait for phaedra to drag these hoes tonight

YEAH.

I know some will disagree.  But this is how I see it.   :cheerup:


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Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 03:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
You touch me Girl I Will wear that wig off yo headb :plzstop:

Youre missing Lisa vs kim from that same R?union.

The first R?union Will forever be EVERYTHING  :cheerup:

*Season 4

Nope sorry the first was more raw. They were so ghetto and uncouth.


:plzstop:

Hear 'em swarmin', right? (Zz) 🐝 🐝  is known to bite (Zz, zz)
——————///——————-
https://justiceforbreonna.org/

XXX.

Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 04:02:06 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 03:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
You touch me Girl I Will wear that wig off yo headb :plzstop:

Youre missing Lisa vs kim from that same R?union.

The first R?union Will forever be EVERYTHING  :cheerup:

*Season 4

Nope sorry the first was more raw. They were so ghetto and uncouth.


:plzstop:

n

No one cares about these FIRED girls, hon.  :usuresis:

I chose what I CHOSE!  :blessed:

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Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 04:03:23 PM
Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 04:02:06 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 03:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sleigh It Right on April 16, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
You touch me Girl I Will wear that wig off yo headb :plzstop:

Youre missing Lisa vs kim from that same R?union.

The first R?union Will forever be EVERYTHING  :cheerup:

*Season 4

Nope sorry the first was more raw. They were so ghetto and uncouth.


:plzstop:

n

No one cares about these FIRED girls, hon.  :usuresis:

I chose what I CHOSE!  :blessed:

I said what I said.
Hear 'em swarmin', right? (Zz) 🐝 🐝  is known to bite (Zz, zz)
——————///——————-
https://justiceforbreonna.org/

Kaeli.

S

Phaedra lashed Cynthia's mumbling ass
Phaedra also lashed Nene on #5

XXX.

Quote from: Kaeli. on April 16, 2017, 04:07:15 PM
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Phaedra lashed Cynthia's mumbling ass
Phaedra also lashed Nene on #5

She didn't, hon.

And you'll deal through the next 4 parts of the reu' as well.  :feelinmyself:

fedswatchin

"You need to shut your mouth, because if it's not a dick in it, you don't even know what you're saying!"

q

What does one say when a dick is in their mouth? :ummwhat:

FlowerBomb

Quote from: WACK. on April 16, 2017, 04:10:36 PM
"You need to shut your mouth, because if it's not a dick in it, you don't even know what you're saying!"

q

What does one say when a dick is in their mouth? :ummwhat:
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she is horriblE

fedswatchin

Cynthia: Excuse me?
Phaedra: Excuse you

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