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[Nine]

YOUR WORST MATCH:

Taurus ? You two are destined to get on each other's nerves, unfortunately. You each shine in different ways: Leos love to socialize in big groups, while Tauruses prefer quieter gatherings, like one-on-one dates, or solo time.

This sounds like someone I could fuck with though.

I hate a big ass group.

[Lazarus]

Rig, I never knew you were a Libra.  That's funny.

10/10 babe

and wtf

You share a birthday with Mya

[sawayama]

Libra ? You know how people say opposites attract? That's the key to this match. Aries finds Libra's calm nature totally soothing, while Libra finds Aries more exciting than anyone else. The result is a supportive, harmonious relationship that's built to last.

Sagittarius ? Born under the first sign in the zodiac, you're full of energy, life, and always searching for the next big adventure. Sagittarius is the one sign that can match your on-the-go, spontaneous lifestyle. Together, you'll never, ever be bored.



Bitchhhhhhhh

The two signs I've had the best sex with

v

You keep track of these things?

[mauza]

YOUR BEST MATCHES:

Scorpio ? You're not the wishy-washy type, Cancer ? either you like someone a lot, or they're just not worth your time. And when a Scorpio has strong feelings for you, they make that known ASAP. This is the kind of relationship that heats up quickly, then keeps burning strong. You both are intuitive and protective, which makes you incredible partners for each other. You're always on the lookout for each other's feelings.   

Capricorn ? Cancer and Capricorn are a perfect yin yang ? you two balance each other out flawlessly. They can take care of the nitty-gritty details that bore you (wait, is the deadline to buy prom tickets this week or next?), and you can coax out their soft, sweet side (by encouraging them to choose a tie that makes your prom dress pop).

YOUR WORST MATCH:

Aries ? It's easy to get swept up into a relationship with Aries at first, because they skip the small talk and treat you like a princess from the get-go. But soon, their flaky nature and over-the-top enthusiasm will bug you. In return, they might think you're a little cold. Even if this match starts out beautifully, it's not built to last.

And I loathe Aries.  Personally, professionally & in a relationship.

Hey ! 

[sawayama]

Nah

Capricorns and cancers are always linked up as best matches. Not you picking and choosing c

[b7]

Rig, I never knew you were a Libra.  That's funny.

10/10 babe

and wtf

You share a birthday with Mya

i knoooow omg I used to think she was the day before 

ALL of Rays faves are libras except for two 

[Lazarus]

YOUR BEST MATCHES:

Scorpio ? You're not the wishy-washy type, Cancer ? either you like someone a lot, or they're just not worth your time. And when a Scorpio has strong feelings for you, they make that known ASAP. This is the kind of relationship that heats up quickly, then keeps burning strong. You both are intuitive and protective, which makes you incredible partners for each other. You're always on the lookout for each other's feelings.   

Capricorn ? Cancer and Capricorn are a perfect yin yang ? you two balance each other out flawlessly. They can take care of the nitty-gritty details that bore you (wait, is the deadline to buy prom tickets this week or next?), and you can coax out their soft, sweet side (by encouraging them to choose a tie that makes your prom dress pop).

YOUR WORST MATCH:

Aries ? It's easy to get swept up into a relationship with Aries at first, because they skip the small talk and treat you like a princess from the get-go. But soon, their flaky nature and over-the-top enthusiasm will bug you. In return, they might think you're a little cold. Even if this match starts out beautifully, it's not built to last.

And I loathe Aries.  Personally, professionally & in a relationship.

[Lazarus]

Rig, I never knew you were a Libra.  That's funny.

10/10 babe

and wtf

You share a birthday with Mya

i knoooow omg I used to think she was the day before 

ALL of Rays faves are libras except for two 

[GLOCK]

Nah

Capricorns and cancers are always linked up as best matches. Not you picking and choosing c

sorry hun but I'd never date a cancer
Way too draining and emotional for my liking
I had a girlfriend that was a cancer and she was my worst relationship to date
And she pushed me (literally)
Never again.. way too moody, territorial, gloomy and sappy

NEVER

[GLOCK]

And I've never heard of a Capricorn dating a cancer successfully


This shit ain't right

[sawayama]

So you're gonna stop talking to someone, because you find out they're a cancer. Stay single, beloved.

[XXX.]

This Cancer slander.

Yeah.

I'm done with Glock.

[GRAND]

Libra ? You know how people say opposites attract? That's the key to this match. Aries finds Libra's calm nature totally soothing, while Libra finds Aries more exciting than anyone else. The result is a supportive, harmonious relationship that's built to last.

Sagittarius ? Born under the first sign in the zodiac, you're full of energy, life, and always searching for the next big adventure. Sagittarius is the one sign that can match your on-the-go, spontaneous lifestyle. Together, you'll never, ever be bored.



Bitchhhhhhhh

The two signs I've had the best sex with

v

You keep track of these things?

Sorry I haven't fucked 68 people causing myself to lose track like you

[FlowerBomb]

I'm a cap, my mum and sisters are all cancers, and I just had a nightmare.

[GRAND]

keep track of your AIDS meds FAGGOT