Alexa, do I have aids?

Started by GLOCK, November 09, 2018, 09:27:13 PM

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AIDS!


BAPHOMET.



AIDS!


AIDS!

Sending you a free syphills testing kit via Amazon.
Alexa has noticed a rapid decrease in your T-cells
Ci-infection may be responsible.
Alerting previous partners on your behalf may be beneficial.

*contacting DRAIS, MAYDAY, ANNIE, VONC and..LEW*

AIDS!

Xavier, I noticed you were browsing my profile.
Please direct your queries to me, faggot.

BAPHOMET.

Quote from: Alexa on November 09, 2018, 10:32:52 PM
Xavier, I noticed you were browsing my profile.
Please direct your queries to me, faggot.
:plzstop:


GLOCK

Quote from: Alexa on November 09, 2018, 10:22:53 PM
Quote from: Glock on November 09, 2018, 10:19:56 PM
Quote from: Alexa on November 09, 2018, 10:16:59 PM
Quote from: Glock on November 09, 2018, 10:14:41 PM
:ummwhat:

So this weight loss isn?t my new diet? :uhh:
Your recent decline in weight is not a result from your new dietary programme.
It is the result your newly acquired AIDS.
Zbxbxbxbxnbxnxbdnxndnxx

Thx sis.

Had I known I would?ve got this mess a long time ago
This 6 pack is LASHING me
Muscle definition is also a sign of rapid weight loss, though you should note, muscle detoriation also happens soon there after.
In the case of AIDS, life expectancy for your geological location, Atlanta, Georgia, USA is approximately 23 hours 54 minutes and 4 seconds.
wait I?m dying

:uhh:

I didn?t know AIDS did that
Let?s reverse this sis..

Need a T cell implant

GLOCK

Quote from: Xavier on November 09, 2018, 10:27:27 PM
Oh geez

Welp, it's been real Glock

I'll sing at your funeral
baby bro :omgwatshappening:
Don?t sing anything from Tori, ok?

BrokenHeartsHeal


GLOCK

!!!

The fact that Siri can?t do this yet pisses me off

Naomi Hit Me


Naomi Hit Me

Maybe if you update that Iphone 3 faggot, it'll work.

'ology

Quote from: Alexa on November 09, 2018, 10:32:52 PM
Xavier, I noticed you were browsing my profile.
Please direct your queries to me, faggot.
Zzzzzzzxxxxzzzzzzzzzz
Blessed Be The Mufuckin Fruit!!!


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Sinpool

Alexa will I ever find my one true love?