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[Navyman]

WOMEN are fucking incredible.

!!!
I would've been shook

[Marilyn]

I can only imagine the smell, though.

uudduduudduududud

[Barbie Dangerous]

Childbirth does not have an odor unless the mother is dirty hun.

[Barbie Dangerous]

He's hot 

And that is amazing. You always think of child birth as some long drawn out process but she literally just pushed that thang right on out.

The video could have been edited a bit though.

Almost certain they're in the Bronx and were stuck in a shit ton of traffic otw to the hospital. She didn't just sneeze and say, "oh shit, the baby's coming!"

[Kaeli.]

Another reason I fear child birth

the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public 

[Barbie Dangerous]

Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.

And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.

She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.

[Barbie Dangerous]

Another reason I fear child birth

the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public

You won't have to worry.

[Bentley. HARRIS!]

You know how much money she just saved? First they send you a bill for labor and delivery, then they send you a bill for the epidural, then they send you a bill for room and board.  God said fuck all that

i almost forgot you were a woman

Have you had your first yet?

[Barbie Dangerous]

Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.

And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.

She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.

How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?

I got into the Uber right after they got dropped off.

[GLOCK]

Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.

And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.

She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.

How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?

[Bentley. HARRIS!]

Sometimes women can urinate or poop because of all the pressure being put on their bodies
Amniotic fluid doesn't have a stench.

And I mean someone's giving birth. I think it's safe to say they may be a little "dirty" in the process.
Excessive sweating, the contractions, etc. It's like an entire workout but you don't get to shower until that baby is out of you.

She didn't shit. And piss has a foul odor of the person doesn't properly hydrate.

How do you know? Did you examine her panties after she was finished?

I got into the Uber right after they got dropped off.

ssssssssss

I heard the umbilical cord is full of nutrients. So at least you had snacks available

[Barbie Dangerous]

That wasn't a Slim Jim?

[Bentley. HARRIS!]

ssss

And That has to be her on again off again boyfriend

He looks extremely unhappy that the bby ... well ... you know

That's why I don't get women. He got all that pleasure from nutting inside you, and this is the result

Did you guys hear those screams? Like ... birth control shouldn't even be needed. She was actually dying for a second

[Barbie Dangerous]

Men display the most bizarre behavior while in a child-birthing setting tho. They literally freeze up and make no sense.

[Kalifornia.]

Another reason I fear child birth

the spontaneity of these little fuckers is terrifying... & having my water break like wtf what if I'm in public

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Not your mess SPLASHING out at Panda Express