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Guys the movie is a DUD

just kinda DEAL with it LOL

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https://twitter.com/variety/status/1208438011425370112



Not when the production + promo budget is sitting at like 200 mill 

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Fellow new release "Cats" generated $2.6 million on Friday and is looking at a mediocre $8 million to land in No. 4 for the weekend from 3,380 North American locations. That number is significantly below the $15 million to $17 million range earlier projections had estimated.

Universal's adaptation of the Andrew Lloyd Weber musical, directed by Tom Hooper, has been slaughtered by critics and social media despite its star-studded cast, including Idris Elba, Taylor Swift, Judi Dench, Ian McKellan and Jason Derulo. With an abysmal 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and C+ CinemaScore,


Take that pounding 

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Damn and CATS is one of the hugest franchises

I guess it ain't as easy as people said it is huh?

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Everyone can't turn a successful musical into a HIT movie. 

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Cats review – will haunt viewers for generations

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/dec/21/cats-review-tom-hooper-taylor-swift-judi-dench-idris-elba-jennifer-hudson-ian-mckellen

Styled in a Prince-style purple coat, pop star Jason Derulo brings some sexual energy to Rum Tum Tugger (those familiar with Derulo's signature song intro will be disappointed to discover that he does not begin by announcing his own name). Taylor Swift's bratty, libidinous Bombalurina is better – stomping around in high heels, shimmying her furry breasts and purring "Macavity the mystery cat" with a faux-British accent. Swift is the only cast member who seems to be having fun, perhaps because she only appears in the film for approximately 10 minutes.

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Rebel Wilson's number involves a conga line of dancing cockroaches, while James Corden's overweight tabby, Bustopher Jones, rolls around in an actual pile of litter. One wonders if the actors are aware of what they've gotten themselves into. There's something undignified about watching Ian McKellen (who plays Gus the Theatre Cat) meowing and lapping a bowl of milk in his bare feet; Jennifer Hudson's Grizabella is ugly-crying in every one of her scenes; and when Rum Tum Tugger grimaces direct to camera, it feels like Derulo is breaking the fourth wall.

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The film is rated U, but many of its uncanny images are sure to haunt viewers for generations.

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Hudson's 11th-hour ballad, Memory, feels like a desperate, last-ditch grasp towards something resembling pathos.

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Cats review – will haunt viewers for generations

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/dec/21/cats-review-tom-hooper-taylor-swift-judi-dench-idris-elba-jennifer-hudson-ian-mckellen

Styled in a Prince-style purple coat, pop star Jason Derulo brings some sexual energy to Rum Tum Tugger (those familiar with Derulo's signature song intro will be disappointed to discover that he does not begin by announcing his own name). Taylor Swift's bratty, libidinous Bombalurina is better – stomping around in high heels, shimmying her furry breasts and purring "Macavity the mystery cat" with a faux-British accent. Swift is the only cast member who seems to be having fun, perhaps because she only appears in the film for approximately 10 minutes.

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Rebel Wilson's number involves a conga line of dancing cockroaches, while James Corden's overweight tabby, Bustopher Jones, rolls around in an actual pile of litter. One wonders if the actors are aware of what they've gotten themselves into. There's something undignified about watching Ian McKellen (who plays Gus the Theatre Cat) meowing and lapping a bowl of milk in his bare feet; Jennifer Hudson's Grizabella is ugly-crying in every one of her scenes; and when Rum Tum Tugger grimaces direct to camera, it feels like Derulo is breaking the fourth wall.

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The film is rated U, but many of its uncanny images are sure to haunt viewers for generations.

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Hudson's 11th-hour ballad, Memory, feels like a desperate, last-ditch grasp towards something resembling pathos.

  almost want to see this tragedy now.. but I can't sit through a feline effie white.

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https://twitter.com/clevy_law/status/1208386769210744832

https://twitter.com/emicsimpson/status/1208389132659183618

https://twitter.com/littleburdi/status/1208376742357938177

https://twitter.com/yur_boi_jon/status/1208372830808576001

https://twitter.com/decafp/status/1208367250849325056

damn

Americans are such followers and can't think for themselves for shit

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Cant wait to see this masterpiece  

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$8m tho?

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Can't wait for the Aretha biopic. Get more awards Jen! Woo  actin, sangin, awarded self

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N

You going up for a flop. How different

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Followers

Sometimes when everyone is saying a pile of shit smells like a pile of shit maybe it just smells like a pile of shit bby

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Jen bout to get this second Oscar. Let's deal with it lol

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N

The aretha mess is gonna flop too.

Or get shelved like the Winnie movie.