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Just used that phrase today for the first time in a long time ...

And realized how violent and problematic it is 

the shit that's been normalized in our everyday language is kinda crazy

And the version I used is actually tame ... isn't the original mess "KILL two birds with one stone"?

[Aalonso.]

Aww you figured out they sell shampoo and soap on the same aisle 

[RAY7]

is PETA hacking Fro's account?

[bedtime stories]

Aww you figured out they sell shampoo and soap on the same aisle

nnn nfnnfnfnf

I figured out how to keep a girl pinned down while I knock her lights tf owt

[bedtime stories]

is PETA hacking Fro's account?

[Cakey]

WELL! Idk...if you can knock out?..or potentially KILL/MURDER two birds with, I mean, one stone...isn't that, like, badass af?? And can't you like feed your family more food, or, could've?? You know, when the phrase first originated? Idk but, i'm kinda curious to know how this came up in conversation for you? Was it a metaphor mess?? I mean, I imagine it would have to be..you know, something of the sort, coming from you..i mean

[bedtime stories]

WELL! Idk...if you can knock out?..or potentially KILL/MURDER two birds with, I mean, one stone...isn't that, like, badass af?? And can't you like feed your family more food, or, could've?? You know, when the phrase first originated? Idk but, i'm kinda curious to know how this came up in conversation for you? Was it a metaphor mess?? I mean, I imagine it would have to be..you know, something of the sort, coming from you..i mean

hey booskie

Yeah it was def a metaphor but something I'll never use in a non-casual setting again

I was like omf that sounds horrible

[Aalonso.]

What will you say instead 

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What will you say instead

ill have to figure it tf owt

Fnfnnfnfnfnfnfn

Probably will make up my own mess

[RAY7]

how about "more ways to skin a cat"

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how about "more ways to skin a cat"

[Aalonso.]

nnnnnnnnn

[Kalifornia.]

Aww you figured out they sell shampoo and soap on the same aisle

[Kalifornia.]

What will you say instead

ill have to figure it tf owt

Fnfnnfnfnfnfnfn

Probably will make up my own mess

Bust 2 nuts with 1 stroke?

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