I JUST SHITTED MY PANTS

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PRESSED

Afro, babe, you're Russian now?  :unsure:
Now I know it hasn't been that long since I've logged on here and congregated with you girls.

:unsure:

How did you go from Blue Ridge Indian, Mulungeon, East African, Brazilian (just to name a few) to now Russian?

I guess I'm just stunned. This is quite the ancestry.


I'm not here for friends.

The Only BLACK Kalmyks

September 12, 2023, 12:27:08 PM #1 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 01:24:31 PM by Black Cossack
Boo we went thru this already

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Quote from: PRESSED on December 19, 2022, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Black Jew on December 19, 2022, 08:33:48 AM
Quote from: PRESSED on December 19, 2022, 03:44:14 AMDidn't you March through their reservation?

I hope that wasn't all in vain.  :unsure:
I had felt a strong connection with you since I recently discovered my native ancestry  :receipts:

If that was all a ruse, I can't say that I'd be able to get past this.
Does that make sense?
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I never said I marched through any reservation or even traveled anywhere to meet with anyone but I did say I was in contact with a tribal leader who was very welcoming and willing to help me sort things out with the information I had at the time. (Vague and general "Native American" result and a record referencing Blue Ridge Mountains in VA written records by someone who was into genealogy that I was far too trusting of).

I also later admitted on here that I was wrong about my guesses. I took the L on that one, but obviously you missed it.

For a long time, many reports gave me a very vague "Native American" result, leaving me to - once again- shoot in the dark guessing which Native American tribe or area I actually came from.

Such as this one: (Which also picked up my Eastern European/Russian/Jewish DNA)




But with time, the results from other tests got more ACCURATE and PRECISE.

Letting me know I am not North American Native (Cherokee, etc) but instead SOUTH American Native (Brazil).
Which I honestly would have never guessed.





And which also made sense of my  grandmother's DNA - which pointed her roots to Brazil.



So yes, I am of Native descent, but not the kind of Native I assumed, as per DNA.

I've taken a lot of L"s on my journey, but I was not TOTALLY on the wrong track.



Not gone lie, you've really pieced the mess together.

Almost full circle, some might say. 🫶🏽
Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

The Only BLACK Kalmyks

September 12, 2023, 12:30:31 PM #2 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 12:31:30 PM by Black Cossack
but heres some additional info about what makes me of Russian Cossack ancestry specifically  :traciandchelle:

@PRESSED

Quote from: Black Cossack on July 19, 2023, 11:11:37 AM
Quote from: BussyNBoots on July 19, 2023, 10:58:46 AMDon't forget some Ukrainians in on it too...
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My DNA points to Krasnodar / Russia , Central Asia, and some Middle Eastern.
Which is pretty much what an ethnic Kuban Cossack is.

But you are correct - historians definitely say Ukrainians are part of the makeup as well. And other groups.

Kuban Cossacks have specific ancestry from Turkic groups in Central Asia. In my case,  DNA points to the Turkic group of Uzbekistans.
which makes perfect sense.












Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

PRESSED

I'm not here for friends.

The Only BLACK Kalmyks

September 12, 2023, 12:32:40 PM #4 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 01:08:52 PM by Black Cossack
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 12:30:38 PMYou're Russian? :unsure:
not of complete white ethnic Russian descent. But it's included for sure

Russian Cossack is different. It's a mix of Russian,  central Asian and middle eastern (Israel etc) . Those are the combined genetic markers of a Cossack.

In addition to actually being from Krasnodar - which is a city Cossacks built .

see my post above yours for a breakdown. and as always boo lemme know if theres any questions
Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

Boomz

September 12, 2023, 12:36:24 PM #5 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 12:42:51 PM by Boomz


The Only BLACK Kalmyks

Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

Justice Jackson

Ketanji Jackson has come this far by faith.

Ketanji Brown will still beatcho ass.

PRESSED

Quote from: Black Cossack on September 12, 2023, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 12:30:38 PMYou're Russian? :unsure:
not of complete white ethnic Russian descent. But it's included for sure

I just pissed my pants as well
I'm not here for friends.

PRESSED

Afro this is a bit scary when you do all of the math.

I see you celebrating those .2% of your ancestry that suddenly evolves over time more than the 90% African in you.

Let's unpack that a bit - If you have time of course. Well, of course you do.  :unsure:
I'm not here for friends.

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The Only BLACK Kalmyks

September 12, 2023, 02:22:30 PM #12 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 03:59:11 PM by BLESSED
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 01:54:22 PMAfro this is a bit scary when you do all of the math.

I see you celebrating those .2% of your ancestry that suddenly evolves over time more than the 90% African in you.

Let's unpack that a bit - If you have time of course. Well, of course you do.  :unsure:
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Let's do it boo.

I'm African-American from southside Jamaica queens thru and thru. And very proud .

Just in case you've missed me throwing that around for years and years on here.

Honestly I don't feel a need to either separate the African or European mess that came from slave rape and single it out  . That's part of my African-American lineage .

I don't need to "research" or "discover" being African American , I AM African American bdbdbdbdbdb to the core.

All the other stuff is interesting add-ons, but add-ons nonetheless. Extras. Icing on the cake, not the cake itself.

If you don't think I realize that, maybe that's why you're a little "scared" by it all.
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Love u boo but don't get cut today.

Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

The Only BLACK Kalmyks

September 12, 2023, 02:40:49 PM #13 Last Edit: September 12, 2023, 03:45:52 PM by Black Cossack
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Black Cossack on September 12, 2023, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 12:30:38 PMYou're Russian? :unsure:
not of complete white ethnic Russian descent. But it's included for sure

I just pissed my pants as well

you don't get what I'm saying.

Russian is a nationality luv

What I'm saying is yes White Russian is included in Cossack ancestry

but Cossacks are an ethnic group from Russia who are a mix of White/Russian, central Asian and middle eastern

It's relatively complicated but interesting.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Cossacks#:~:text=Some%20historians%20suggest%20that%20the,from%20Asia%20to%20southern%20Europe.

But we can finish this later boo. Imma change my sig

Ion wan no distractions from nickis slayage tonight @PRESSED

Project started: 2014 Wrapped up: 2024

Significant Discovery: First known Black American family of Kalmyk descent

Takeaways: Be prepared to pivot, even when you think you're on the right track. Be OK with being wrong so you can get things right.

Kalmyks are tribal Mongolic people who settled in Russia. It's estimated that only 300,000 Kalmyk descendants exist worldwide - with only 3,000 in America.



Grandpa and his Grandma ❤️

PRESSED

Quote from: BLESSED on September 12, 2023, 02:40:49 PM
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Black Cossack on September 12, 2023, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: PRESSED on September 12, 2023, 12:30:38 PMYou're Russian? :unsure:
not of complete white ethnic Russian descent. But it's included for sure

I just pissed my pants as well

Imma change my sig

Good.
You're a black man. Stand on that.
You don't hear a WHOPPER claiming to be a fucking vegetable just because it has lettuce on it.
I'm not here for friends.