a bit Lew inspired I guess.
come on in guise,
have a seat. n stuff.
So there's this guy I've been texting him for about 2 years now off and on. We always talk about meeting or whatever but he always ends up in a relationship...
(Let's call him "TONY")
so he's dating this guy (let's call him Alex) and him & Alex are engaged. They've been dating for like 6 months.
I have no idea why but recently Tony texted me asking to chill or whatever.
I was like "don't you got a finance nigga?" and he was all like "yea lol"... I mean I don't even really like to even chill with someone who is taken because I don't want their partner finding out and coming at me sideways and I don't like drama or confrontation (if it involves me). Anyway, we never chilled. Still haven't met. He was like "Alex doesn't have sex with me... It's weird. We haven't had sex in weeks blah blah". I was like "aw. sorry"
I'm guessing that's what he wanted from me.
So a couple weeks ago, he texted me and was all like "Alex was on Craiglist and chilled with some guy." sdddssddsd
I was like "BITCH. did you clock him?
and he was like. "No. He's telling me what happened now."
"AND OMG. I found videos of guys peeing. He was taking videos of guys peeing in the bathroom. And there's one of a little boy"
At this point I'm like
is this a fucking joke?
I gave him my advice, which obviously was to drop the nigga. But he was like "OH! I can't pay rent on my own, he helps me with this apartment" or whatever.
He said Alex told him that the guy from Craigslist ONLY gave him money and they didn't do anything.
and then he said "Alex don't like black guys. The guy was black so I believe him"
this damn dummy
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anyway,
he texts me days later asking me to come chill so he can suck my dick. smh.
I ignored it then he texted "OMG. I just beat up Alex's friend. I ran from the cops"
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At this point, I'm thinking these are all jokes.
first this nigga gonna believe that his BF/fiance/whatever isn't cheating on him when he had proof and texts, and the craigslist ad or whatever. then he found videos of his BF taking of little kids pissing like
why are you even still looking at this fool? let alone still being in a relationship with him?
but he was like "Alex's friend came to pick him up because his friend wanted to chill and I didn't want to go. his friend wanted to do molly and coke and I didn't want to so I told Alex not to go and he called his friend and told him to come pick him up."
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he was all: "I don't do those crazy drugs! only weed!"
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So I'm like "so why would you beat up his friend? shouldn't you be mad at Alex?"
and he was all "Yes. I'm mad at both but I beat up his friend in front of his kids! lol! I ran from the cops"
then this nigga was like "I know his friend likes him. That's why I beat him up! in front of his kids! take that nigga!"
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final chapter of the story yesterday, he texted me "OMG! Alex is talking to guys on Grindr and masturbating to them" "We're done! we fought" "he tore up the apartment"
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last thing he said
"He's going back to jail. I'm gonna rebuke his bond"
"BOND? for what" I says.
" for beating up a cop! lol"
then texts me "so when we chillin"
