What makes you clockable?

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I wanna go to Aidi's now. Boom let's tip. Wear some bball shorts and flip flops.

Bulldagger

nnnnn

why when you can go on grindr and get the same mess?!

whatever

August 23, 2015, 01:01:01 AM #17 Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 10:27:37 PM by whatever
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.
I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop:

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BrokenHeartsHeal

Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:27:42 AM
nnnnn

why when you can go on grindr and get the same mess?!

At least at Aldi's you see the trade front n center n not on an app where they give illusion on profile pic and queen in person lol.

AIDS!


Annie

August 23, 2015, 04:59:48 AM #20 Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 05:00:17 AM by Annie
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.

Aldi is the stuff. You save money and get the same stuff. Even white folks are booking Aldi now. We have one right next to Whole Foods in my neighborhood. I wasn't expecting it. I came in there to get my fruits and veggies and a little tomato juice, and here he comes talking bout some, "I like your shoes." My stupid ass was like, "Yeah, okay." He had to try the fuck again. I'm screaming thinking about it now.

Like I said, it doesn't happen often here. The gay scene is virtually none existent in the burbs unless I go to the city.  I didn't catch up with him because he wasn't my type and I'm in no position to date. But I was low-key happy that someone noticed that I could possibly be gay and was bold enough to approach me in this red ass state. I even thanked him when he said he thinks I'm cute. But yes, It was refreshing to say the least. I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop:
I had no clue Aldi is worldwide :dead: in my country super popular, especially among German tourists. Nice prices, but the store itself makes me so fxcking depressed   :mmywheresddy:

 /.\

JCJ.

Quote from: Annie on August 23, 2015, 04:59:48 AM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.

Aldi is the stuff. You save money and get the same stuff. Even white folks are booking Aldi now. We have one right next to Whole Foods in my neighborhood. I wasn't expecting it. I came in there to get my fruits and veggies and a little tomato juice, and here he comes talking bout some, "I like your shoes." My stupid ass was like, "Yeah, okay." He had to try the fuck again. I'm screaming thinking about it now.

Like I said, it doesn't happen often here. The gay scene is virtually none existent in the burbs unless I go to the city.  I didn't catch up with him because he wasn't my type and I'm in no position to date. But I was low-key happy that someone noticed that I could possibly be gay and was bold enough to approach me in this red ass state. I even thanked him when he said he thinks I'm cute. But yes, It was refreshing to say the least. I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop:
I had no clue Aldi is worldwide :dead: in my country super popular, especially among German tourists. Nice prices, but the store itself makes me so fxcking depressed   :mmywheresddy:

Yeah, I was shocked when I went to Australia and saw some there...7/11 too

Miranda


Cartierline

Idk honestly. Two people have asked so far at work (granted, one was another fag) and I don't really know why. I asked the other girl and she said there was something about me, sometimes she thought I was straight and sometimes she didn't.

I'm justs kinda.. ambiguous really :supluv:

Bulldagger

Quote from: whatever on August 23, 2015, 01:01:01 AM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.
I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop:

reminds me of this post...
http://insidejamarifox.com/so-this-is-how-the-ugly-friend-feels/

That was a good read, and it's so true. Thanks for posting that.

Bulldagger

Quote from: Annie on August 23, 2015, 04:59:48 AM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 23, 2015, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: Boomer on August 22, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Bulldagger on August 22, 2015, 09:31:05 PM
This dude came up to me the other day at Aldi, and he was like, "I like your shoes. Where'd you get them from?" I had on black infrared Jordans. I was like, "Ok, thanks. Um, online." Then he says, "They look good on you."  I was thinking to myself that's odd, I thanked him and walked away. I get to the checkout and asked the cashier where's the coffee. This nigga volunteers to help me find the coffee. He leads me to the coffee...I'm thinking he's bout to walk his ass back to the front...he says, "What's your name?" I'm like Chris. "He says, are you gay, Chris?! People might think you're gay." I looked at him like, "Hell nawll... wtf you getting at?!" He says, "I was just asking cuz I think you're cute." I'm like this nigga clocked me and was running game and I ain't even fucking know. This doesn't happen to me where I live so I was taken aback. Dudes ain't that bold out here. Anyway, I said no and he just walked on.

I don't know why Aldi's has me screaming!

That's one of my favorite stores and trade does frequent there.  :howfestive:

And bit! You should have caught up with him and admitted you were gay and got his number.

Aldi is the stuff. You save money and get the same stuff. Even white folks are booking Aldi now. We have one right next to Whole Foods in my neighborhood. I wasn't expecting it. I came in there to get my fruits and veggies and a little tomato juice, and here he comes talking bout some, "I like your shoes." My stupid ass was like, "Yeah, okay." He had to try the fuck again. I'm screaming thinking about it now.

Like I said, it doesn't happen often here. The gay scene is virtually none existent in the burbs unless I go to the city.  I didn't catch up with him because he wasn't my type and I'm in no position to date. But I was low-key happy that someone noticed that I could possibly be gay and was bold enough to approach me in this red ass state. I even thanked him when he said he thinks I'm cute. But yes, It was refreshing to say the least. I guess that's how the straight girls feel when they can go to the market and come home with a man. Must be nice.  :plzstop:
I had no clue Aldi is worldwide :dead: in my country super popular, especially among German tourists. Nice prices, but the store itself makes me so fxcking depressed   :mmywheresddy:

lol why depressed?

They say Aldi is about to take over the world when I googled it just now. Now the damn prices finna go up!!

SUPREME

Quote from: Cartier on August 23, 2015, 07:56:18 AM
Idk honestly. Two people have asked so far at work (granted, one was another fag)

SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FINE.


BigDawg

I'm not the typical fag nor the typical straight guy...so I honestly don't know