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[Vonc2002]

Not recognizing this

[Zankou.]

Not recognizing this

[LOONA.]

The recent media hype about Ophiuchus (pronounced Oh-fee-YOU-cuss), "the new 13th zodiac sign," has sent folks spinning into an astrological identity crisis -- as well as overloading our own DH web servers. But the whole thing is not even true!

"Ophiuchus has nothing to do with Astrology," said expert astrologer Rick Levine. "It's not an Astrology issue. It has to do with the stars -- it's not a sign, it's a constellation."

"There are four seasons each with a beginning, middle and end," Levine continued. "That makes 12 zodiac signs, and there's no such thing as a 13th astrological sign."

So why are people freaking out, wondering if they went to bed last night a Gemini and woke up a Taurus? Here are the answers you've been waiting for on this cosmic controversy:

[Nine]

Wow still a Leo



and not Scorpio being 6 days mdmadskamsak

[Kurama]

I will NEVER be a gemini. Nas' can get the fuck on.

[Kaeli.]

f
so i'm a Sagittarius now?
i'm not changing my damn sign

!!

Wtf

Still a GODpricorn

[Kaeli.]

Fuck nASSa

Find some damns aliens

[Kaeli.]

The recent media hype about Ophiuchus (pronounced Oh-fee-YOU-cuss), "the new 13th zodiac sign," has sent folks spinning into an astrological identity crisis -- as well as overloading our own DH web servers. But the whole thing is not even true!

"Ophiuchus has nothing to do with Astrology," said expert astrologer Rick Levine. "It's not an Astrology issue. It has to do with the stars -- it's not a sign, it's a constellation."

"There are four seasons each with a beginning, middle and end," Levine continued. "That makes 12 zodiac signs, and there's no such thing as a 13th astrological sign."

So why are people freaking out, wondering if they went to bed last night a Gemini and woke up a Taurus? Here are the answers you've been waiting for on this cosmic controversy:

m

Oh ok nvm

[FlowerBomb]

f
so i'm a Sagittarius now?
i'm not changing my damn sign

!!

Wtf

Still a GODpricorn

you too?!
Ack!

[Almost]

More proof that signs are a damn lie

[FlowerBomb]

Read on luv

[Almost]

ccvb

[Hiroshimoto]

not no dam libra

[Vonc2002]

Fuck nASSa

Find some damns aliens

[MelMel]

a fucking Aries?

No fucking ma'am. Taurus for life