..aint gon evn deny it gorls
it is wat it fckin is
so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
so its this guy who my gorl is cool wit rite
he a cool laid bac type, kinda goofy
so he come up to me tonite durin this lil get togethr, "u wanna ride bac wit me?"
im like yea w/e
i came wit my gorl
so..nex thing u kno we all OVR each othr guh!
in frunna his house
we go in...& it got tha fck crackin'!
i aint evn kno he was a bi gorl (im like a magnet for 'em ugh lols)
so..im givin' him head rite..n he like "u wanna eat me OWT?!"
i say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round"
but firs i ask..i say hey....r u clean?
"yep! foe sho! nvr dirtt'!
"
I say cool
so i go IN! yall LMAO!O
my tongue was a damns house invader!
i go a bit furth-
GOR!...i say
i say JAHMEL!..
"thought u saids u was clean"
him:
.."um..???" at this point im piss
im like theres fckin DOOKIE on my damns LIP nigga wtf did u LIE!
gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me:
jahmel: u alway tryna make big ass situations outta nothin, all u had to fckin say was clean up a bit mo-blah blah blah
blah blah
me:
i say..jahmel..all u had to mutha fckin DO baybeh..all u had to FCKIN DO
was smoosh tht soap n hot water up thru there wit u finger nigga
i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
funnel cake & cotton cand'!
instead i ended up at fckin GARBAGE yard fulla possess pieces a SHIT
at this point he puttin bac on his boxers & sighin' like he was tha victim
"naw nigga slide them damns drawls off & get bac in tha shower, im gonna eat a clean booch' tonite"
he started gigglin but he fckin knew to get tht shower
nigga dnt u damns dare make me eat ur shit
n i say "make sure tha water is STEAMIN hot..iont care if ur flesh burn off nigga!"
was jus a goin off yall..whew..
well..tht was my nite
