welp...it damns happened...ya boi dun ate sum dookie

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Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
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October 31, 2016, 11:06:42 AM #33 Last Edit: October 31, 2016, 11:06:54 AM by glock
bruv
hates when this stuffs happens


ughs! :roflmao: :welllol:

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Nine

Quote from: Tinker Hell on October 31, 2016, 02:37:05 AM
..aint gon evn deny it gorls
it is wat it fckin is



so lemme jus starts wit a happ' hall'-fckin-ween
so its this guy who my gorl is cool wit rite
he a cool laid bac type, kinda goofy
so he come up to me tonite durin this lil get togethr, "u wanna ride bac wit me?"
im like yea w/e
i came wit my gorl

so..nex thing u kno we all OVR each othr guh!
in frunna his house
we go in...& it got tha fck crackin'!
i aint evn kno he was a bi gorl (im like a magnet for 'em ugh lols)



so..im givin' him head rite..n he like "u wanna eat me OWT?!"

i say "jahmel...turn it tha fck 'round"
but firs i ask..i say hey....r u clean?
"yep! foe sho! nvr dirtt'!  :young: "

I say cool
so i go IN! yall LMAO!O
my tongue was a damns house invader!
i go a bit furth-
GOR!...i say
i say JAHMEL!..
"thought u saids u was clean"

him:  :mmyulost:

.."um..???" at this point im piss
im like theres fckin DOOKIE on my damns LIP nigga wtf did u LIE!

gor..
jahmel: bri i swear, on god i fckin cleant it, on GOD, on my dead aunt rebbie
me:
jahmel: u alway tryna make big ass situations outta nothin, all u had to fckin say was clean up a bit mo-blah blah blah
blah blah
me:


i say..jahmel..all u had to mutha fckin DO baybeh..all u had to FCKIN DO
was smoosh tht soap n hot water up thru there wit u finger nigga

i say nigga u had me thinkin im bouta BASH OWT at booch-land wit escitin' rides
funnel cake & cotton cand'!
instead i ended up at fckin GARBAGE yard fulla possess pieces a SHIT

at this point he puttin bac on his boxers & sighin' like he was tha victim

"naw nigga slide them damns drawls off & get bac in tha shower, im gonna eat a clean booch' tonite"
he started gigglin but he fckin knew to get tht shower

nigga dnt u damns dare make me eat ur shit
n i say "make sure tha water is STEAMIN hot..iont care if ur flesh burn off nigga!"



was jus a goin off yall..whew..
well..tht was my nite
:melmel:
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Nine

you know ya muched on that doodoo like



freaky trans self