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[LOONA.]

I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

dddddd that's what I was saying

I couldn't imagine taking a shit and then standing up before wiping. Now that I'm eating right and drinking mostly water my poo comes out real soft like baby food so no ma'am tbh.

[GRAND]

This is why I made this topic, it's really an eye opener and something that should be discussed in todays climate. Shit wiping techniques matter! We MUST understand each other as people. It's 2016.

[GRAND]

I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

dddddd that's what I was saying

faggots LOOK at the results

I'm just as confused by you fags who squat

[GRAND]

btw drais when i stand up, i usually HOLD one cheek to avoid a smear mess

but 80% of the time i shower after i poop anyway

[GRAND]

I just realized how dark-sided this thread is

[FlowerBomb]

I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

dddddd that's what I was saying

faggots LOOK at the results

I'm just as confused by you fags who squat

ddddddddddd
I just don't SEE it for standing up
like papa smurf said, your cakes are closer together when you stand up
when your butt is on the toilet seat, they're already apart, I mean that's how the dooky comes out right?
Just smooch to one cheek and wipe and drop it in the toilet dddddd
I think it depends how big your toilet is, the only time I stand up is when I'm using a public toilet

[LOONA.]

btw drais when i stand up, i usually HOLD one cheek to avoid a smear mess

but 80% of the time i shower after i poop anyway

Not you having to manually hold your mess. All this work.

[GRAND]

this is how i feel exactly

I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction

[Brit Brat]

I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

dddddd that's what I was saying

faggots LOOK at the results

I'm just as confused by you fags who squat

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of it just seems like unnecessary extra work. Your cakes are already spread on the seat.

[FlowerBomb]

this is how i feel exactly

I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction

grggggggggg are you guys wiping from the balls to the back?

[GRAND]

xccccccc

oh no trey

i'm #teamstand

[FlowerBomb]

I dunno
unless your penis takes a POOP too I don't see how your willy blocks you
wipe from the fucking TAINT

[LOONA.]

Do yall keep your pants on?

I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.

[GRAND]

this is how i feel exactly

I don't get how someone can properly wipe while sitting. Especially someone with a whole damn penis blocking their wiping direction

grggggggggg are you guys wiping from the balls to the back?

no but how do you fit your arm down there while your balls and ass are all down there as well

i mean

what if your hand touches the water while wiping 

[GRAND]

Do yall keep your pants on?

I take my pants and underwear off and hang them on the towel rack.

i like to be NAKED

i feel like the shit particles will LATCH onto my clothing and ill smell like poo