Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Started by GRAND, December 18, 2016, 04:07:54 PM

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When do you wipe

Standing up
29 (42%)
Sitting down
38 (55.1%)
I don't wipe lolz
2 (2.9%)

Total Members Voted: 63

Real

Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:49:49 AM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
and?

you want us to sit and argue and be MESSY fags?

wtf are we? your fcking faggot entertainment?

:hmph:

Yes  :hmph: get ta flaming

FlowerBomb

Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:49:36 AM
When I use tissue I don't keep it on a roll. I usually just have it in the floor in front of me. I sit it on top of a paper towel or something.
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these holiday trips to the bathroom


Real

Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: Real on December 19, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Yall really talked about wiping ya ass for 14 pages :udontlookok:
kkk as it turns out, there's many different ways to drag a charmin ultra soft up your butt

:plzstop:



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Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results

I'm just as confused by you fags who squat

Why tho??? I really can't envision a grown ass man sitting on a toilet and shoving their hand between their and REACHING for their ass. That's how you get dingle berry SHIT and doo doo crumbs mess just racking up in there!! YUCK! and btw when you're sitting down you're wiping from the front to back like wtf? I guess it's different since i'm a woman and I wipe front to back cause that's the right way to do it. Anyone who does back to front is a nasty bitch.


FlowerBomb

Quote from: imani on December 19, 2016, 09:54:03 AM
Quote from: GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL on December 19, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Baeomi on December 19, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Drais. on December 19, 2016, 09:11:12 AM
I don't see how y'all stand up. When you squat your cakes are naturally gonna spread and it'll be easier to access the hole. When you stand up wouldn't you have to lift and spread? And if you shit and then stand up wouldn't your cheeks clap together and cause a smear mess?

And my ass is fat and wide so don't give me mess about your cakes being too big to squat.

:udontlookok:
dddddd that's what I was saying
faggots LOOK at the results

I'm just as confused by you fags who squat

Anyone who does back to front is a nasty bitch.
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GRAND

oh no im #teamstand

and i agree

i feel like you cant properly WIPE when youre still sitting down



GRAND


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GRAND

December 19, 2016, 09:57:42 AM #207 Last Edit: December 19, 2016, 09:57:55 AM by GRAND SUPREME MARSHALL
how do yall pull from the bottom?

:guys:

when i made the conscious effort to switch and pull from the top, ive had 0 instances of my tissue FALLING to the floor and being covered with AIDS

FlowerBomb

Men should be reaching to wipe from behind, not from the front
I hope  :hmph:

FlowerBomb