In honor of tonight's REUNION... The Top 11 RHOA Reunion READS & WINS!

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XXX.

Quote from: 0717 on April 16, 2017, 05:24:48 PM
blonde' ur wh'? :diddraispoot:

thought u were trade tbh :udontlookok: :ohwow:

n

BOY.  Now, you know damn well.

I think that was directed at Kaeli.


Nine

Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 03:51:11 PM
#1

Season 1 reunion.  The first of many iconic lines Nene provided us over the years as she tears into Kim's waxy Barbie wig.

ICONIC Line: "Close your legs to married men!"
WINNER: Nene

#2

Season 7 reunion.  Couldn't find the entire scene, but Cynthia finally gets a backbone.  And dragged Ms. Parks by her forged divorce papers.

ICONIC Line: "Win a case!"
WINNER: Cynthia

#3

Season 6 reunion.  Kenya tried her hardest with these pre-written pageant speeches, but Nene paid her the entire night.

ICONIC Line: "So Nasty & So Rude!"
WINNER: Nene

#4

Season 8 reunion.  Let's be honest.  Porsha isn't really one of the girls we look to for a read.  So, it's no surprise that Kenya easily wins this one.

ICONIC Line: "You need to shut your mouth, because if it's not a dick in it, you don't even know what you're saying!"
WINNER: Kenya

#5

Season 3 reunion.  Did Nene know Phaedra in Athens?  Phaedra kept her foot on Nene's neck, but Nene never cracked under pressure.  And kept re-routing Phaedra to her main point - "I...DON'T....KNOW....YOU!"

ICONIC LINE: "I know you, but I don't KNOW YOU!"
WINNER: TIE

#6

Season 6 reunion.  Kandi goes off over Nene's blog about Mama Joyce.  Kandi gets loud, but Nene refuses to back down.  WHAT ELSE?

ICONIC LINE: "I SAID WHAT I SAID!"
WINNER: Nene

#7

Hands down, the best RHOA Reunion EVER!  And with that, the most embarrassing reunion scene EVER!  Sheree fumbles when asked about Chateau Sheree. 

ICONIC LINE:  "When it becomes Chateau Sheree, then I will say it's Chateau Sheree.  But today, it's Neverland.  And it's gon' stay just like that.  NEVER-LAND!"
WINNER: Nene

#8


Later in the season 3 reunion... Sheree, backed into a wall, reaches for Nene's kids.  And Nene stomps her out for the 2nd time during this reunion.

ICONIC LINE: "Fix that body!...Fix that face!"
WINNER: Nene

#9

More from the season 4 reunion.  Marlo tries her hardest to nab a peach next season.  And Kandi puts her in her escort place.

ICONIC LINE: "I don't give a damn if I wanted to take care of every mothafucka in here.  I COULD!"
WINNER: Kandi

#10

Porsha let Kenya fuck with her feelings, and ultimately, fuck with her COIN.  Porsha was reduced to a "friend of", the following season, after physically attacking Kenya.

ICONIC LINE: "You are a SLUT from the 90's!"
WINNER: Kenya

#11

ICONIC LINE: Well, the ENTIRE THING.  Special shoutout to Nene's shady co-signs throughout!
WINNER: Phaedra.
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BigDawg



XXX.

Quote from: 0717 on April 16, 2017, 05:27:00 PM
Quote from: NIKES. on April 16, 2017, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: 0717 on April 16, 2017, 05:24:48 PM
blonde' ur wh'? :diddraispoot:

thought u were trade tbh :udontlookok: :ohwow:

n

BOY.  Now, you know damn well.

I think that was directed at Kaeli.
ur white. and im bringing it up next time u try chilli

Do you want me to call Cornthia, Dark Lesbian, GucciGirl & LaTrina in here?  :usureuok:


KING BENTLEY.

Quote from: Vonc2002 on April 16, 2017, 03:53:00 PM
Not kenya winning ANYTHING :dead:
Its already moot
s

Right
Just go ahead and say Nene and Kenya lashed everyone
This biased list mess :kii:

H.#.G.*.Z

ssw4919

Kim vs. Marlo was good.


Phaedra's infamous read on Kenya was dumb to me because it was rehearsed, and so what if she got a pizza delivery man's sperm from a sperm back?  You CHOSE a convicted felon's sperm, married it, and got played by it for years.  :letsmessfag:

ssw4919

"Spell 'scepter'" was one of my favorite reads.  EVERYONE on both couches cackled, including those who didn't like Kenya.  Porsha fumed.  :fuming:

XXX.

Quote from: Tahj Zezo. on April 16, 2017, 05:39:01 PM
And Slut from the 90s was Porsha's line.

Kenya has never had a one liner! Apart from that late twirl mess.

Who said it wasn't?

Porsha still lost.

XXX.

Quote from: ssw4919 on April 16, 2017, 05:40:22 PM
"Spell 'scepter'" was one of my favorite reads.  EVERYONE on both couches cackled, including those who didn't like Kenya.  Porsha fumed.  :fuming:

:kii:

I forgot about this!  :plzstop: :kii:

XXX.

Quote from: 0717 on April 16, 2017, 05:41:38 PM
Kenya is a beauty queen.

The others are well..the others.

Aside from Cynthia. kinda the last I have to say about this.
nice list Blond' bvy :supluv:

Thanks, King!

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Kenya's one liner is "Don't come for me, unless I send for you"