The best part of church

Started by Ashley Bank$, April 30, 2017, 03:41:28 PM

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Ashley Bank$

April 30, 2017, 03:41:28 PM Last Edit: April 30, 2017, 03:41:49 PM by eufaula.
Is the devotion/praise and worship

Otherwise I'm fighting sleep and wondering why the fuck this minister has to scream directly into the fucking mic to get her point across. Headache downe :udontlookok:

It's kinda like singers who think YELLING is better or emotional singing bvvvvvvvv no Hun u can move my soul with a slight coo

Kaeli.


Kaeli.

White church is boring and Black church takes too long

Stunna Gor’

April 30, 2017, 04:06:47 PM #3 Last Edit: April 30, 2017, 04:09:33 PM by Trey
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Sometimes I'm in the mood for church, but most times I'm not. Like I live for some cunt harmonies and runs during praise n worship, but I can just flip over in the bed and turn to EBT for that. Church to me just feels like tradition at this point.

The pastor is either perched up there throwing shade at a member or just up there improvising and talking about absolutely damns NOTHING. My childhood pastor steals sermons from Joel Osten and just uses his own examples. He would create a "series" and break it up into 5 or 6 parts when it could've just been 2. Like hun.... I'm not giving up my Sunday mornings for that and then come right back home to do it again with RHOA. Im not DOING it.


Stunna Gor’

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BigDawg

Church is a kii.

When I was younger and my mom tried being a Jehovah's Witness we would always be late and the back room would be full so we had to sit in the front and I would always fall asleep. You can hear a pin drop during service. That mess is like two hours long too.

Stunna Gor’

Kids are so.... Idk... Maybe it's just how some kids are raised cuz I feel I've ALWAYS had enough sense not to say certain things out loud. :uhh:

Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

April 30, 2017, 05:14:14 PM #7 Last Edit: April 30, 2017, 05:14:38 PM by TheNextLew
Lol  not 1000 if u really want ur blessing

Go get it

Go get it

Go get ya blessings

Dang that song is inspirational



Lewie D Im Caramel Bitches Ion Wanna hear Im Actin
Different

Eternal Bell

christian praise n worship is sum of tha bes ive seen in religions

Lane Bryant Jumpsuit

My job has me working on sundays so i kinda cant get in like i want
But maybe i will go to a 7day adventist mess



Lewie D Im Caramel Bitches Ion Wanna hear Im Actin
Different

Stunna Gor’

Quote from: eufaula. on April 30, 2017, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: Trey on April 30, 2017, 05:00:34 PM
Kids are so.... Idk... Maybe it's just how some kids are raised cuz I feel I've ALWAYS had enough sense not to say certain things out loud. :uhh:
hbdndndn

I wasnt offended.

Id rather hear that than "why do U act like a girl" nnnnnn

Once she heard me speak and interact with her mom she realized Im a guy. I have long hair so it's not totally unreasonable for a child to get thrown off.
Thats true. Yea I agree.



































































I hope her mmy dragged her in the parking lot.


KING BENTLEY.

Quote from: eufaula. on April 30, 2017, 04:34:30 PM
Yeah it feels nostalgic going to church now. mfjdjdjdjjdk

And the bishop was freestyling too.

"Blah blah blah deliverance!!! Blah blah blah triumph!!!! Now, it's offering time! :justabit: God told me 200 is the magic number :butwait!: 1000 if u really r ready for ur blessing tho"

I'm sitting there like :rudone:

Then before I leave some little girl says "I thought u were a girl :mmywheresddy: " once I hugged and spoke to her mother :plzstop:

U shoulda saw how quick her mother YANKED her once she said that. I think she thought I was gonna get offended but I laughed it off. She was visibly relieved dbbdbd hbb

Ahhh. God bless the church.
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I'll never forget the feeling of despair as the pastor is preaching all phaggs are going to hell where they will weep and knash their teeth for eternity













of course the feeling passed when his son (that ran track) stood up in slacks during the invitation

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RAY7

I wish y'all could come to my church
my pastor is so cool and non judgmental
The sermons are always relatable and fun no condemnation or anything
just inspiration