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Tears

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Afternoon, sweets! <3

Hiiiiiiiii bby cakes!

Just reading reviews on PressGODok.com. 

You?   

yessss this REPUTABLE review site.

Lemme skim a bit

UGH!

These reviews >>>>>

And I'm HOLLERING, because it matches right up with the general public & Billboard's response to the music.



ACK!

[XXX.]

Tears

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Afternoon, sweets! <3

Hiiiiiiiii bby cakes!

Just reading reviews on PressGODok.com. 

You?   

yessss this REPUTABLE review site.

Lemme skim a bit

UGH!

These reviews >>>>>

And I'm HOLLERING, because it matches right up with the general public & Billboard's response to the music.



ACK!

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This album ain't bout to do no kinda numbers, have zero critical acclaim and be forgotten by next month but Rolling Stone!

OKAY!

And I can't wait to KI down every step of the way!



These awkward photo shoots really send me!

Our time now!

[fedswatchin]

I mean sza has zero certifications, but she's been here since 2011

But reviews! Lol

[fedswatchin]

When has SZA ever done a number? The girl is UGLY, a flop, and her star is already fading. Is it the eclipse?

[Opposites Attract.]

n

I honestly don't understand the hate towards these Minority Queens but ki! away lolz

[fedswatchin]

Did someone say awkward?

[XXX.]

Tears

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Afternoon, sweets! <3

Hiiiiiiiii bby cakes!

Just reading reviews on PressGODok.com. 

You?   

yessss this REPUTABLE review site.

Lemme skim a bit

UGH!

These reviews >>>>>

And I'm HOLLERING, because it matches right up with the general public & Billboard's response to the music.



ACK!

nnnnnnndndnnnbbnnnn

This album ain't bout to do no kinda numbers, have zero critical acclaim and be forgotten by next month but Rolling Stone!

OKAY!

And I can't wait to KI down every step of the way!



These awkward photo shoots really send me!

Our time now!

They ALWAYS give awkward downe. I can't get in.

OKAY!

And the nerve to call themselves Fifth Harmony, and they don't ever harmonize. 

n

These girls are DONE!

Can't wait for the numbers to come in!

[XXX.]

Tears

bDBBDNndnnBBBBjjjjjNNNNN

Afternoon, sweets! <3

Hiiiiiiiii bby cakes!

Just reading reviews on PressGODok.com. 

You?   

yessss this REPUTABLE review site.

Lemme skim a bit

UGH!

These reviews >>>>>

And I'm HOLLERING, because it matches right up with the general public & Billboard's response to the music.



ACK!

nnnnnnndndnnnbbnnnn

This album ain't bout to do no kinda numbers, have zero critical acclaim and be forgotten by next month but Rolling Stone!

OKAY!

And I can't wait to KI down every step of the way!



These awkward photo shoots really send me!

Our time now!

They ALWAYS give awkward downe. I can't get in.

OKAY!

And the nerve to call themselves Fifth Harmony, and they don't ever harmonize. 

n

These girls are DONE!

Can't wait for the numbers to come in!

This review is probably spot ON though.  "Down" is the worst single released in 2017.  Like I'm not expecting anything good from this group.

It really is!  And I love that you never once BUDGED on your stance.

These girls are really over!

Should we start a GoFundMe? 

Top 1000 on iTunes:

[b7]

Omg @ "Angel" being so low 

Honestly this article seems a bit harsh dbbdbfnfn was someone's PAID for these lashings

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Omg @ "Angel" being so low 

Honestly this article seems a bit harsh dbbdbfnfn was someone's PAID for these lashings

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Probably.  I just knew it would rile the 5H girls up.  So easy!

[Nine]

the critical acclaim is kinda pouring in

!!!!

This album is going to be amaze

[KING BENTLEY.]

Right. Whatever we say about Fifth Harmony is probably not going to go down with their fanbase but, hey, at least we?re not that attention-seeking hack from The Sun who recently did a pretty needless hatchet job on them.

Having said that, it?s not good news for the girls on their new self-titled album. And it has nothing to do with the absence of Camila Cabello (doing rather well in her own right); Fifth Harmony have always had the ingredients ready for a good girl band except for two rather important things. Enthusiasm and chemistry.

You only need to listen to Down or He Like That to figure it out. Each individual member becomes increasingly hard to tell apart as they proffer their own lackadaisical contributions, sounding bored on the former and distinctly sexless on the latter. Honestly, there?d probably be more sensuality under Simon Cowell?s left armpit than anything in the first half of this album.

The thing is, they?re all solid in their own right. Camila?s solo success has proven that, and even Lauren Jauregui?s turn on Halsey?s fantastic Strangers is arguably better than anything Fifth Harmony have done together. And here, when they self-title a new record in the hope of revealing the ?real? version of themselves? We?re serviced with run-of-the-mill songs like Sauced Up (an advert for spending the rest of your life sober, to be honest).

If we?re bound by duty to find something positive here then it?s Don?t Say You Love Me or even Make You Mad, a magpie of a song that takes literally nothing original but pulls together a lot of blog-favourite tropes and ties them together pretty neatly. But that?s not enough to cure the sheer unforgivable boredom that pours out of every A&R?ed orifice of this album. Even down to the weirdly borrowed cadence from Shaggy on the appropriately-titled Messy.

At a time when female pop is certainly as its pinnacle, when rising stars with little to no money are blazing trails in production, there?s no justifying the release of something that?s so bland it?d make a dish sponge seem gourmet. With or without Camila, Fifth Harmony have always been a band where the sum has never done justice to the individual parts ? they could have taken their collective trauma and turned it into something electric, but it peters to a bland end on Bridges. Rather than build them, they should maybe consider burning them not just with their record label but with each other too. There?s certainly more to be gained as solo acts at this juncture, because this feels a lot less like harmony than it does self-harm.

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Lash these girls!

[SouravMay]

am sorry they seem lost without this cuban twig.

They look and sound a FOOL.

[SouravMay]

"Angel" sounds like a leftover from JoJo's last album.

[Opposites Attract.]

They look and sound a FOOL.

n

This is very rich.