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[mauza]

For all the young gay virgins out there - DON'T DO THIS! I'm warning you. I got so horny for dick I shoved a plunger handle up my butt without lube or anything and it wasn't pretty. Blood, blood, blood and had lasting pain for months wasn't until a full year that I stopped feeling any discomfort up there.

You shoved a what? 

[Champion]

For all the young gay virgins out there - DON'T DO THIS! I'm warning you. I got so horny for dick I shoved a plunger handle up my butt without lube or anything and it wasn't pretty. Blood, blood, blood and had lasting pain for months wasn't until a full year that I stopped feeling any discomfort up there.

Why would you think it slide on up there freely like that without lube? You must have been really horny. 

I was naive, and wasn't well-informed about sex. lol

EDIT: Plus I was really horny and wanted to feel what it was like to have dick up there so bad. 

[Bulldagger]

Did you eventually figure it out or did this experience make you a strict top?

[Champion]

Nope still a virgin but would be willing to bottom if the top was real careful and used lots of lube. XD

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this fucking thread

[Bulldagger]

Nope still a virgin but would be willing to bottom if the top was real careful and used lots of lube. XD

so you haven't experimented with a small toy? I think you need to open yourself up first. That's what the pornstars do before they bottom.  Get you one of those massagers that's a little bit smaller than two fingers and experiment with that then move up gradually because full on intercourse will have you back at square one.

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omg i want to try this!! thanks

[Bentley!]

cum scented tho?

[Plank]

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does it come in blood scent as an altern'tive

[iman]

I'm sor' but I'm screaming at someone fainting during sex

[iman]

om yea, that's the spot... ack!

oof *faints*

[yummy]

om yea, that's the spot... ack!

oof *faints*

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[Lane Bryant Jumpsuit]

Lube is a cut dicks problem

But when i want things a bit more slippery i use aloe vera gel

[SUPREME]

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[Bulldagger]

Lube is a cut dicks problem

But when i want things a bit more slippery i use aloe vera gel

I totally wanna netflix and chill with you.