nigga was causin sucha big scene, cursin out tha man at tha register
this tht & tha other...n im jus tryna get outta tha store and bac to my office
"aint no real MEN out here these days!"
"how many gorls u been with"
"wat kinda car you got"
jus ALL typa typ'cal coon shit
n at this point im jus like..

if this nigga dnt leave this scrawny arab boy alone
so i cut in line 'escuse m-ESCUSE me!"
i got places to be so idc
firs he double looked at me
n start smiling (guess he thought i was female cuz of my long hair n big booty)
i say "naw..it aint what it is"
he step bac
"i dont measure a man by how many gorls he fck but by how REAL n comftable wit himself he is, how truthful he is"
tha whole store jus STOPPED

one lady picked up tha intercom phone n held it up my way i guess so evryone in tha store could hear
n i walked out

yep sure did
n didnt pay either
n i dnt think ppl notice cause tha whole store went up in applause
im jus not tha type to sit around n watch stuff like tht man