Hmmm since the alcohol mess is kinda mid
I wonder what else Ryan Perry would have pulled owt of his rolodex:
A) Damon dies after the venegeful spirit of Candy's ghost accidently knocks him upside the head w/ her hammer
B) Damon gets hit by a truck on his way back to Casa Blanc w/ some Pizza Hut
C) Tyler Murphy sprinkles him w/ a dash of aid this time and viola
D) He gets gay bashed outside of a ball ala Matthew Shepard
E) He reads everyone in the house again and leaves
The drunk mess was late imo
Shit, his semi-lead self deserved a better cut off