bay-bee!
gorl lemme tells ya
im jus ovr it t'day...im been in one of my moods t'day
so earlier bitch my man text me n asked how i was ya kno
tha usual smoousual
n bitch i told him im not feelin' it t'day
n so HE offered to bring me sum food later wen he got off work
bitch n im like cool
he kno wat i like so we scoot on wit tha day
bitch i take a nap n aroun 7 30 my side boo call me n mind u...naps get me feelin' like tha horny gorl of tha gorls bitch!
so he tex me wit his nastee ass talmbout all of tha things GORLS!
n im like nigga
ok come on then
nugga since u wanna eat me
lick me
rub me
hump me
touch me
suck me
caress me
im like bitch come ON den
come on nugga come on!
so wum...he pull up rite n i hear him gettin' out his car outside
bitch im butt naked gorl but temme WHY my main boo pull up RITE b'hind him
n so wen i come frm tha bathroom freshnin' up gorl i hear arguin
bitch a bunch ARGUIN'
i open my door to find ALL my food on tha ground & these niggas are rollin' in tha grass
n damn near tryna kill each other so bitch i go slip on my flip flops n robe n i run out yellin' for these niggas to stop
im like
boys! boys!
like yall too fine to be tryna fight each othr
mayb' a threesome could work or sumn
but gorl NO!
my main boo started toward me like he bouta whoop my ass n im nugga HOLUP! holup!
who u finna hit?!
who u finna it?!
yea i thought so nugga, stand tht ass down
so gorl my side boo started yellin too
"mane this ain't it!"
"i was jus comin' to chill wit mmy! i aint kno about u"
u kno tha whol 9 yards but he was tellin' tha truth
he aint kno i hada man
so things calmin' down n its been like 30 mins n i notice main boo tryna let shit go a lil too easy nows
"we a talk l8r gotta get bac to work"
n im like nugga...u off
u get off at 7:30 n its 8:30 now so where tha hell u GOIN!
BITCH temme why two broke down ass old cadallac cars pull up across tha street, bitch like a fckin CLOWN car
two black bitches, his bby mama n her frien pop out tha car wit 9, 10 fckin kids
n she come 'cross tha street yellin' wit a bby in her arms
"**** bitch i followed u dis time! i gotcho ass! i gotcho ass!"
n gorl im standin' there, tryna catch this itch in my boot'crack cuz im sure a misquito had bit it standin' out there so long
so bitch they jus a start goin at it
n then her frien gon jump in it, ole bald shiny scalp flute shaped ass gon run up to me talmbout sum "o hell naw! this a boy jamuisha!"
n im like bitch u better bac ur miss ciely lookin' ass up n then ANOTHER car pulls up & its tha fckin cops gorl
but bitch at this point im rdy to fight this bald bitch & my main boo
n he gon yell talmbout sum "WELL THIS DONT ESCUSE WAT U BEEN DOIN'!"
n im like HOE do i have a whole football team of snotty nose crusty eyed bastards runnin' rouund dependin' on me?!
nugga GETCHO ass offa my mutha fckin lawn n go home wit ya bby mama!
so gorl im inside now
my side boo stayed ovr wit me
sleep nex to me but yea
this parta tha reason my tha aid list aint evn done
bitch i aint HAH times to troll on tha internet t'day
bitch i been thru it
cya gorls l8r
