I will never forget the first PM I received when I joined this board from Laz:
Message title: I have a proposition for you
If you wanna go completely incognito, i got some mess in store for you
I'll give you access to one of my alt accounts to start posting on. They'll never know you're Mikey when u post on it. In exchange, I'll ask that you give up this account to me and let me give it to a friend
Sound like a reasonable offer?
I replied with:
Who the hell is this Mikey guy y'all keep talking about? I am new here!

Laz:
Exactly
I'm offering you a chance to start over completely new
My alternate account only has 5 random posts on it. They'll never equate your persona with Mikey's ever again. I'll give you my log in info in exchange for yours.