Not being able to play with or buy a Barbie was so......traumatic for me

and it might seem like such a "wtf seriously" kinda thing but when you're 7 and want one more than anything else.....it's a big deal.
I had to fucking make DO.
I remember using the mop as a doll
whenever my mom wasn't around of course.
She finally gave in and got me a Ken doll....but it wasn't the same.